Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I love how this is showing just how little chinese people actually trust their government. china is like a boil that is slowly oozing disease vectors all over the rest of the world while their own country is just building up concentrated disease. i wonder how well the CCP is going to fare when all their toyboy soldiers are ordered to shoot at diseased citizens to keep the party safe.

 

[lameandgay2]

How can you lose visitors? Are they not all made to fill out cards with their details and the details of where they are staying? I know I have to do that when I visit the States.

We don't lose visitors if they're white English speaking anglos.

We make sure we track deport every last one of those Aussie, Kiwi, American and Canadian fucks instantly if their spouse makes even just a thousand pounds less than the threshold to keep their foreign spouse in the country, even if said foreign spouse is the main breadwinner.

If you're not a white English speaking anglo though? Have fun, kill and rape some people, install card cloners in ATMs, claim some benefits, and in this case, spread some Coronavirus. Have a ball.

They'll be in their under the table slumlord rental property in the big cities, with twenty other people doing exactly what they are, dodging revenue and customs and the border forces, spreading their sickness everywhere.

 

[Rei is shit]

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Traditional Chinese Medicine to the rescue!
Text: The virus isn't spreading as fast as TCM doctor's scamming of money.
Not going to translate the ingredients. It's a load of hogwash I can't be bothered to look up.

Red text on bottle: 2019-nCov TCM prevention
[List of whack autistic plants and whatever]
Suitable for: Healthy Individuals
Drink 20ml at a time, 1-2 times a day.

So if you're healthy, this thing is totally going to prevent the virus! BTW don't go outside.
I have another method. Buy a Winnie the Pooh plushie and stay indoors, that will prevent you from contacting the virus too.

I saw some fucker spamming twitter with his tcm cure. For some reason you had to prepare it in a clay container, otherwise it wouldn't work

 

[The best and greatest]

cost of prefab housing which is just repurposed shipping containers: $2k
cost of tent poles, canvas, netting, and rope: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, COMRADE

Maybe they didn't sell well (Can't imagine why!) so why not repurpose them in a moment of crisis?

Are they holding fucking Billhooks? Lmao

They look like props they took out of a themed restaurant.

 

[afternoon_tea]

View attachment 1117809
Traditional Chinese Medicine to the rescue!
Text: The virus isn't spreading as fast as TCM doctor's scamming of money.
Not going to translate the ingredients. It's a load of hogwash I can't be bothered to look up.

Red text on bottle: 2019-nCov TCM prevention
[List of whack autistic plants and whatever]
Suitable for: Healthy Individuals
Drink 20ml at a time, 1-2 times a day.

So if you're healthy, this thing is totally going to prevent the virus! BTW don't go outside.
I have another method. Buy a Winnie the Pooh plushie and stay indoors, that will prevent you from contacting the virus too.

I'm actually kind of curious what it's supposed to be. I used to work in a garden that had one of the largest collections of TCM related plants in the U.S. so I know a bunch of random shit about it even though I think it's absolute phooey.

You can do good business selling fresh plant material to American TCM practitioners though, because the ingredients sourced from China are absolutely vile, like, rotten and covered in dust and rodent shit.

I always thought it was kind of funny that people trust that these absolute nonsense formulas and diagnoses work because "ancient Chinese secret" or whatever, but don't trust it far enough to use the same quality of ingredients they'd actually use in China (not that I blame them, shit is nasty, but it's funny how faith can only stretch so far)

 

[Stoneheart]

They look like props they took out of a themed restaurant.

A stick is a stick, no matter if it has a prop on top or not.

 

[Hackallier]

Grifters are in action:

Homeopathy For Women on Twitter

“Coronavirus Homeoprophylaxis for prevention is now available! Includes “Coronavirus 200C” from a USA homeopathic lab plus detailed dosing instructions for the whole family. Buy here https://t.co/RSMn6Pc8HK”

twitter.com

 

[AltisticRight]

Probably exotic animal piss and factory grade alcohol.

It's various autistic plants that one only expects to find in those shitty mmorpgs.
Or in essence, it does fuck all.
I did share something about TCM experts claiming that bats suppress fevers earlier. Eat the bat to pwn the bat virus. Big brained chigger move.

28/01/2020 dump #1

Lots of pet owners in Wuhan are in deep trouble too. They can't get into the city to feed their pets, they are begging for help online... that's really sad.
Imagine being someone who love pets, just to have it die due to a lockdown all because idiots want their God's given right to eat fucked up stuff. I really feel bad for these people.

Wuhan mayor claiming that there's 5 million Wuhanese on the loose. 9 million remains in the city.

HK hospital strike? Setting the quarantine rooms on fire? Dunno if this is true or not.

HK again, guy from Wuhan getting his throat slit. Nasty. Pic nsfw.

Taiwan restricting the exporting of n95 face masks.

Philippines politician "Vera" thanks China for their assistance with the volcano mess. Donates lots of goods... including masks that are made in China. I fail to track down his full name in 5 minutes, gave up.
Context is this: https://mil.sina.cn/2020-01-18/detail-iihnzahk4882686.d.html
China sent them a bunch of masks to combat presumably pollution due to the volcanoes. They said they are thankful.

Here's some of my own "findings". Masks out of stock all over Sydney.

Masks listed on ebay for outrageous prices. Libertarians will defend this.

Some idiot on the real cancer that is tik tok claiming to be from Wuhan and wanting to spread the virus in Changsha.

25 masks for 99 yuan on JD. Pretty cheap.

You can find this idiot on Twitter, he posts very self-loathing takes. I like his bashings of TCM.
Shenzhen shopping frenzy, stuff marked with Wuhan isn't being bought, lol.
I heard from a friend that the instant noodles in the last photo actually tastes bad.

Macau casino employee fainted. Came back from Wuhan on the 19th. 2019-nCov has a 2-week incubation period.

Question: If we travel back to December last year, how can we inform the importance of the virus to the residents of Wuhan?
Response: 9 arrested for spreading [SARS related] rumours.
Nice one, whoever made this.

Shanghainese refusing to fly with residents of Wuhan, who claim to be tourists.
Now Wuhan is in lockdown, which inevitably means they can't return home. Took 5 hours to sort stuff out.

Nurses and doctors being abused by subhuman patients. Some patients will spit on medical staff, cough on them and even hit them.
Put a bullet in their heads, problem solved.

日本每日新闻报道，全日空明天飞赴武汉的撤侨包机会装载口罩和防护服等物资，支援救灾。

帰国便の往路でマスクを運搬へ　感染防止策支援　日本政府（毎日新聞） - Yahoo!ニュース

中国での新型コロナウイルスによる肺炎の急拡大を受け、政府は湖北省武漢市に28日に赴かせる民間チャーター機に大量のマスクや防護服などを積み込み、現地で提供して中国の感染防止策を支援する。在留邦人退避の - Yahoo!ニュース(毎日新聞)

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The Japanese will fly to Wuhan and provide medical goods.

Stores giving out free masks. I'm sure the focus isn't on the mask though...

82 dead.

CNY holiday extended to 9th of feb in Zhejiang.

TCM rubbish being bashed online. Claiming to prevent the disease, only healthy people should consume it. I made a detailed translation earlier.

eThots trading nudes for donations.

Wuhanese traps... being affected by the virus.
Are traps even legal in Malaysia?

Chinese feminists screeching about the lack of female top medical experts in the photos.
Do you know one? I don't.
Feminists are unpleasant self-loathing cunts no matter the shade of skin.

2019-nCov now takes 15 minutes to diagnose instead of 3 hours.
So what? The patient will still have to be monitored for 14 days.

Supermarket fined 500k yuan for raising the prices of goods. Libertarians don't like this.

This CNY is boring, Weibo deleted the post for being "against platform rules". Comment to screenshot: This CNY is fun!

Taiwan test masks, 70% didn't pass.

Hospital refusing donations from citizens, opted for red cross stuff instead which turns out to be defective shit.
They eventually took citizen donations, all of which turned out to be suitable stuff of quality.
Comments say taking donations from citizens is far more efficient than relying on large organisations.

Xiaogan and Huanggang hotspots for people returning from Wuhan.

Rumours and fake news spreading like wildfire, comments point out that it's fake.
The TV channel apologised for the fake news.

Major highways to Wuhan lockdown.
People saying they can't go home anymore.

Wuxi forcibly quarantines troublesome patients.
A bullet is a better deterrent. One in 1.4 billion isn't even stats worthy.

Measures to combat virus. Wear mask, don't neglect, wash hands, avoid crowds, cover when sneezing, don't rub eyes after sneezing, visit hospital if there's symptoms, don't spread rumours (fucking lol).

CNY blessings covering Wuhan number plate, lol.

So is this the temporary housing they built?


Funny stuff:

Interviewer: Comments on Wuhanese escaping to Gansu?
Gansunese [? whatever]: Can I use my regional dialect?
Interviewer: Yes
Gansunese: something cursing at those who escaped the city... I can't comprehend it but it's obviously negative
Interviewer: What was that in Mandarin?
Gansunese: Wuhan ganbatte (break a leg).
Lol, nice one.

To escapees: Difference between you and nigs would be skin colour. Nice one. 1452/1488 would be my rating.

Bye Kobe, hope there's no cancer in heaven.
Bad timing man... very bad.

Final solution to the virus... nuke Wuhan.

That's why I called this guy a massive cunt.
Tweet: America experts didn't recommend people in Wuhan to wear face masks. During SARS, they said face masks were counterproductive. He says American medical professionals doesn't wear a mask so no one should and this move is fuelling mask sales.
Comment: Please come to Wuhan with me, I'll pay for everything under the pretence that you don't wear a mask.
Blocked.
Is it true that masks do no good, or it's even bad? Or is this guy stupid?

Send everyone in Hubei to Africa to pick cotton to assist in the manufacture of masks, the harsh sun can also kill the virus.
No, the sun doesn't kill the virus. It's still funny though.

History repeating, also there's this meme I don't understand embedded. Basically 2003: Americans getting hit by rockets in Iraq, Chinese fighting viruses, Russian president is Putin, Prince Charles is the Crown Prince, "brother Shuang is a virgin", and 2020 is the same.

nCov posting?

I'll make peppers diced with bats for you, my dear

"Where's your mask". This is a screenshot from Japanese degenerate subway rape porn.

Mask is more important than bras.

Lol, this is funny.

Wuhan duck neck (brand) admitting their ducks are locally sourced, not from Wuhan thus fake... lol China.

Thots bored out of their minds behind closed doors, can't do anything but masturbate...
Comment: punishment from nature

So many hentai edits... escapee captured?

Complaining about the virus leading to her having way too much sex with her BF... lol like there's anything else productive.

Wuhan is a ghost city
Hospitals filled with corpses, no way to dispose them
Corpses piled up in the corridor
People with virus will die in 3 days
>Is it that bad?
Yes, we are also lacking goods, gov and politicians all escaped with medical staff
>Is this real?
It's fake
What I wanted to convey is don't take Wechat screenshots as facts, anyone knows how to make stuff up
Yeah, there's way too much fake information. From people claiming death toll in the tens of thousands to others saying it's a biomedical weapon. Stupid.

Lol, towns in lockdown mode, not allowing anyone but locals to come in.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Regarding the prior post of the Chinese man buying all the N95 masks at the Home Depot in Irvine/Costa Mesa. I can confirm this is true after speaking with an employee of the Home Depot. All the masks in the store are gone of any quality.

UC Irvine had a suspected case but according to the the head doctor of the UCI Health Center, Albert S. Chang, it was not the Corona virus. Chang further explains that the virus is not very contagious but if you have been to Wuhan and you start to develop symptoms please go to health center immediately. Screening is being done over phone and in person. He states testing of the virus is being done in Atlanta Georgia. Chang further describes the illness as just being mild symptoms, but in China it is resulting in death. Masks are not necessary, but "there is no harm in wearing an extra layer of protection".

 

[Crystal Golem]

New Memeology video is interesting.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Why are there so many assholes visiting China? It's a communist shithole why the fuck would you want to go there? It's fucking pants on head exceptional.

It's a giant country you can pretty much do anything in. Not as simple as a "Communist shithole" that's like saying America is a racist facist orange man dictatorship. There are good places and bad places in both countries. The entire country of China is not the mirror image of some videos you see on LiveLeak. Some spots in America look like 3rd world Africa with babies walking around by themselves, stray dogs, buildings collapsing, constant gang violence, sewage literally bursting out of the ground ect. I had a great time there and it was surprisingly easy to find weed and people were friendly and nice not just souless bugmen like 4chan has you guys repeating.

I'm actually kind of curious what it's supposed to be. I used to work in a garden that had one of the largest collections of TCM related plants in the U.S. so I know a bunch of random shit about it even though I think it's absolute phooey.

You can do good business selling fresh plant material to American TCM practitioners though, because the ingredients sourced from China are absolutely vile, like, rotten and covered in dust and rodent shit.

I always thought it was kind of funny that people trust that these absolute nonsense formulas and diagnoses work because "ancient Chinese secret" or whatever, but don't trust it far enough to use the same quality of ingredients they'd actually use in China (not that I blame them, shit is nasty, but it's funny how faith can only stretch so far)

I have some TCM tincture that works really good for joint pain.

 

[Bat Soup Reviews]

cost of prefab housing which is just repurposed shipping containers: $2k
cost of tent poles, canvas, netting, and rope: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, COMRADE

Quite telling of the CCP's handling of the situation
"Lets build a hospital made out of containers and maybe the westerners arent going to notice!"
Could've taken one of the massive fuckhuge 10 lane (now empty) roads sitting outside of this hospital and just turned it into tent city like 2 days ago.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Small towns are setting up roadblocks because they don't trust in officials to keep them safe. The sign above them says "Jiangxi people weocomes you"

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Holy shit.

This whole thing has shown what a paper tiger the CCP really is, and why they've been so adamant on increasing state surveillance and power. The actual support among the Chinese people is incredibly low, to the point where individual villages would rather take matters into their own hands than trust the government.

I guess student protests and uppity minorities getting quelled is one thing for the average Han, but with an epidemic the chips are truly down, and it's shocking to see how quickly the average Celestial has flipped the bird to their betters and has taken his self-preservation into his own hands.

 

[Tour of Italy]

It's hit Virginia

Virginia investigates 3 possible cases of coronavirus; 1 in No. Va. | WTOP

Three possible cases of the new coronavirus are under investigation in Virginia, and one of them is in Northern Virginia.

wtop.com

Maybe we'll start doing something about this now that it's on the doorstep of the Nation's capital.

Maybe it’ll take out Northam.

I’d take that trade.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Regarding the prior post of the Chinese man buying all the N95 masks at the Home Depot in Irvine/Costa Mesa. I can confirm this is true after speaking with an employee of the Home Depot. All the masks in the store are gone of any quality.

UC Irvine had a suspected case but according to the the head doctor of the UCI Health Center, , it was not the Corona virus. Chang further explains that the virus is not very contagious but if you have been to Wuhan and you start to develop symptoms please go to health center immediately. Screening is being done over phone and in person. He states testing of the virus is being done in Atlanta Georgia. Chang further describes the illness as just being mild symptoms, but in China it is resulting in death. Masks are not necessary, but "there is no harm in wearing an extra layer of protection".

Home Depot is getting cleaned out in other parts of the country as well.

Are there any confirmed cases in Irvine? A friend of mine is an EMT in San Diego, he said there were at least 2 and 3 others suspected. That was the talk Sunday morning amongst emergency services.

 

[simulated goat]

Why are there so many assholes visiting China? It's a communist shithole why the fuck would you want to go there? It's fucking pants on head exceptional.

Pretty much the only foreigners in the hinterland are workers associated with companies. My friend, for example went to a bunch of shithole cities in the interior to keep an eye on manufacturers of components for his employer, an American corp. There are also a lot of teachers there as well. I doubt many people go to Wuhan for the sights

 

[lameandgay2]

I dread to think the kind of stuff truly going on within Wuhan, considering this is all we're seeing and hearing and even this is apocalyptic. The video of the nurse crying and screaming that she couldn't take it anymore hurt my heart.

Told someone about the goings on today, they said 'it's fake if it's not on BBC news'
Yes, we can count on the British Bolshevik Corporation to tell us the truth. When has state controlled and funded media ever fucked us over before?

 

[GnomeofDoc]

So.... When are we launching the Kiwi farms satellite so we can shit post via satellite when the power goes out.

 

[XYZpdq]

I want more randos with spears. That's the dankest meme so far this year

 

[Hackallier]

So.... When are we launching the Kiwi farms satellite so we can shit post via satellite when the power goes out.

SpaceX might have us covered on that.