Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

Amy said:
we're still on our journey, you know people can call it a cycle if that's what they want.
Oh Amy wishes someone would make up a cycle image for her, she longs to be that important. Well guess what, we have one:
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Amy's kids aren't even on the radar except to the degree it would hurt her ego for them to be raised by another woman.

If hellfire awaits, it's not for the hijabs. It's for the child neglect and abuse.

Also, you have to be dumb to email her with suggestions for how to lose weight. By her own admission, she's put zero effort into figuring out a blueprint that will work for her. Why should anyone waste their precious time trying to lead this hog to water?

This thread is full of excellent advice for her, though. Forget the exercise, focus on diet, stop drinking your calories, etc.

But her problem isn't lack of knowledge. It's lack of motivation and resolve. Without those, the best plan in the world won't work, because you won't do it.

Honestly, she should get her hands on Adderall or some other form of speed. That will remove a good 90% of her appetite right off the bat. Once the appetite suppressant effects wear off, there's a good chance she'll have made decent enough progress to feel motivated to keep her momentum going.

Self-rating: 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
 
Amy isn't raising her kids, Miah and Ali are. Amy is basically on par with a negligent baby sitter that comes in to make sure they don't burn the house down and pour the occasional bowl of cereal. Honestly, how little she actually does for her kids is shocking, when you consider how small they are. When Amy dies, and if Ali remarries, it'll be the first time any of those children had a female parental figure who did more than scream at them to shut up, and tell them to pick things up off the floor because she couldn't reach.
 
"I'm still eating like I should be, just too much variety."
"I haven't given up."
......
"I keep eating fast food."

She's gained nearly 30 POUNDS in three weeks.
457 on 1/15 and 484 yesterday.

"I don't want another woman raising my children."
You fat failure, almost any other woman would be doing a better job than you.
 
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Her "opening is very small" guyses. They even have to use a teenage "spectrum" "spectrulum" when she has her annual pelvic exam. (9:30).
Another member of the dainty hole club.
 
Her "opening is very small" guyses. They even have to use a teenage "spectrum" "spectrulum" when she has her annual pelvic exam. (9:30).
I wonder how much of that has to do with the weight of her massive gut crushing into her pelvis when she lays down, and not with her actual vaginal canal.
 

This is from four months ago and titled, "No LYING for VIEWS!!!!" It was recommended after this last video, lol. Timestamped.

"I am very authentic to you guys. I am very true to you. I will not lie to you guys. I have no reason to."

"I don't want to be somebody that puts on a fake show for the camera. I'm not trying to be a fake person to just get my views. I don't want that to be who I am."

"At least I'm still showing you guys what I am doing rather than, 'Oh, I'm gonna stay here and eat an apple right now but when I get off the camera I'm gonna go and eat a Hershey bar.' You know, it doesn't pan out. That's me lying to you."

"The same concept that I'm trying to say is that everything that I do in my life, I will do it on my camera if I'm filming to show you guys who I truly am and what I really am and what I'm doing."

The entire video is full of this shit, including a speech about how she may have been a binge eater at one time but that she's not any longer, that she just likes to enjoy food because she's human.
 
Amy has completely forgotten that she lied about 19 pounds of water weight and an emergency trip to the doctor and an EKG (lol) and an ultrasound and a kidney blockage. Says the skell is "inconsistent" and needs new batteries because today skell said 482. But whatever skell says, skell says. Skell could say 550 tomorrow!!!!

Five snouts because watching her overlay old lies with new lies just to keep the internet off her backfat is funny as fuck. 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽

-Welcome back to her channel

-Susscribe

-SO

-Fills like there is a need to come on and talk about things

*hijab fiddling

-See her double chin????

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

*snorts

*hijab sperging

-INNYWAYS

-Multiple comments about how she doesn't wear them correctly

-Look at her hijab

-LOOK AT IT!!!

-There is a slit

-Look at the slit

-Mooltiple bonnets and things she puts on

-Mooltiple

-It's easier for her to wear the clip on tie hijab

-DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO WRAP AND TWIST AND PIN!!!!

-Easier

-THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN'S HIJABS!!!!

-IT IS AN ADULT HIJAB!!!!

-You are misinformed

-Seen the comments about how she doesn't dress like a ""Muslim""

-If that's what you want to say

-Seen the comments about her mooltiple tattoos

-YES she has mooltiple tattoos

-Got them before she ""converted"" to Islam

-Tattoos ARE permanent

- A) Does not want to go through the pain of removal

- B) Doesn't want to spend the money

- 3) Can't take the tattoos back

-Dresses the best as she can as a big person

-Hard to find clothes that fit

-Is warm blooded

-Is warm all the time

-Low cut capris

-So her legs get air

-SHE IS HUMAN!!!!

-SHE IS NOT PERFECT!!!!

-You won't have to pay the consequences of eternal hellfire

-She will

-She'll deal with the hellfire when it happens

-CONSTANTLY comments on her clothing

-CALM DOWN!!!!

-Coming in today because she wants to chit chat

-Tomorrow is Windsday

-We all know what Windsday stands for....

-Weigh in day

-Will continue with that

-Outside the gate will say she hasn't lost this week

-Would be RILLY surprised

-Yesterday skell said 482

-DOESN'T KNOW HOW SHE GAINED WEIGHT!!!!

-HONEST TO GOD!!!!

-Not eating

-Drinking water

-Are her *choices* what they should be????

-NO

-Been slacking

-Getting comfortable

-Been dipping

-Adds up

-Pretend it's Friday...

-On pretend Friday she can have pizza

-It wasn't pizza but lets pretend she had pizza on pretend Friday

-Then she has x amount of days to work it off before Windsday

-Then Saturday comes and she still has a couple of days to work it off

-And that's how she do until Tuesday

-Which is the day before Windsday for those of you playing at home

-Hasn't put inny efforts into inny part of her weight loss

-UM YEAH, the skell is going to talk that

-Skell will say GET OFF OF ME!!!!

-Because she gained weight

-Ha ha ha ha

-Um.

-Will try and get new batteries for skell before the morneeng

-Batteries must be dying because skell is so...

- ...inconsistent????

-Does not trust the numbers skell is showing right now

-Will weigh on skell even if she doesn't get new batteries today

-If skell says she is 500, then she's 500

-We'll just go with what skell says

-If skell says she is 320, we will not go with that

-Knows she HAFTS to get srs

-You know her spiel

-Has not made any efforts

-HAS BEST INTENTIONS TO MAKE EFFORTS!!!!

*burps

-Has not gotten up to make the efforts in rill life

-Tomorrow tonight today hasn't done much of anything

-TOMORROW SHE WILL CLEAN THE SLATE!!!!

-Her Journey™

-Still on it

-Call it a "cycle" if you want

-IS A FOOD ATTIC!!!!

-If she wants food she will have food

-"WE" can keep making excuses

-At the end of the day she likes to eat and hates exercise

-WHO WANTS TO EXERICSE WHEN YOU'RE THIS BIG????

-Bones and muscles hurt

-Has not been able to hardly walk since her "work out"

-1) MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME!!!!

-2) Back is shot

-Because of exercise

-Back was not strengthened

-Has to figure out pain

*yawns

-Can't keep going with her back the way it is

-Will weigh tomorrow

-Will mark it on her tardboard

-Whatever skell says is what we'll start with

-THEN HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!!

-KNOWS she has said this mooltiple times

-Hopefully it will click Windsday

-Has to do what she has to do whatever skell says

-Doesn't want to be 500+ pounds

-IS NOT 500 YET!!!!

-Close to 500

-Does not want to see 500

-TIME TO GET SERIOUS!!!!

Rilly rilly

-Rilly will work hard

-Will get vegetables tomorrow and food prep

-Starting tomorrow will be going back at it hard

-WILL EXERCISE EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!

-Not every other day

-That's not enough impack

-EVERYDAY!!!

-A COUPLE TIMES EVERYDAY!!!!

-It's NOT That she's given up

-But became relaxed

-Become not srs

-Will nip it now

*yawns

-Will not eat whatever she wants to eat

-IS EATING HOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO!!!!

-The ""variety" could be causing the fat gain

-Has Taco Bell ONE day

-And that was it

-Will not eat McDonald's

-Because sodiums

-Doesn't *technically* eat McDonald's

-Gives her a headache

-Does eat fast food

-HAS to stay out of drive thrus

-HAS TO GET BACK TO KICKING BUTT!!!!

-Dangling in front of her

-Challenge to believe in herself

-Lacks that

-Tells herself she will fail when she wakes up at noon

-DOESN'T WANT THAT!!!!

-Has a doc appt coming up

-Will talk to him about a few things

-UMM

-About weight loss intervention

-She is srs

-SHE IS SRS!!!!

-Rilly want to lose weight

-Rillyrillyrillyrilly

-Will look at options

-IS not getting younger

-Not willing to continue to wait to lose weight

-Willing to start ""researching"" things that could *possibly* help her

-CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!

Things could happen to make her die!!!!

-Has to get srs.

-DOES NOT WANT ANOTHER WOMAN RAISING HER KIDS!!!!

-Knows that sounds bad

-Cannot imagine telling Ali he could never be with another woman

-"IF" she died

-Would not make him stay single when she does

-Ali says he would NEVER marry another woman

-SHE KNOWS he would never marry another woman

-But there is A CHANCE he could meet someone

-THEN THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WOMAN IN HER SPOT!!!!

-RAISING HER BABIES!!!!

-AND DOING THINGS WITH HER BABIES!!!!

-ALL BECAUSE SHE IS A SELFISH GLUTTON!!!!

-Because she did not take her health srs

-Does not want to die

-HAS TO HAFT TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL!!!!

-DIETS ARE NOT WORKING

-Told Ali she would go into a lockdown facility

-DOES IT NEED TO COME TO THAT????

-Don't know

-What she's doing now is NOT working

-Makes a new promise everyday

-Breaks the promise in 2 hours

-Repeat

-Fight

-Battle

- IT'S JUST FOOD!!!!

-WHY DOES IT HAVE POWER OVER HER!!!!

-Got the kids pizza

-Did not eat the pizza

-Will make pizza justifications

-IS NOT STUPID!!!!

-Emell her suggestion on what to do

-DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS!!!!

-Rarely reads comments any more

-If she hearts them she's read them

-Emell her rill good foundation ideas

-HAFTS TO DO SOMETHING!!!!

-Can't put her finger on it

-BIGGEST LOSER STARTS TONIGHT WOOTWOOT!!!!

-Good motivation

-Watches it with a bowl of ice cream

-INNYWAYS

-Will search for weight loss interventions

-Will talk to doc

-IS TRYING!!!!

-Tomorrow is skell day

-Doesn't foresee she's lost weight

-INNYHOO!!!!

-See you tomorrow!!!!
The BEST thing that could ever happen would be if another woman raised those kids! Starting now! *sigh*
 
Why is it that most white trash insist on hanging their pictures 2 inches from the fucking ceiling?

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The only person I've ever known to hang their pictures that high was a prema-drunken frat boy who constantly knocked shit off the walls when trying to balance himself, so he hung all his dumbass beer bottle posters and decorations fire-hazard-height on his walls. Wonder if Amy has to use the walls to balance herself and the ferals knock lower-placed shit off while they're drawing on the walls.

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The only person I've never known to hang their pictures that high was a prema-drunken frat boy who constantly knocked shit off the walls when trying to balance himself, so he hung all his dumbass beer bottle posters and decorations fire-hazard-height on his walls. Wonder if Amy has to use the walls to balance herself and the ferals knock lower-placed shit off while they're drawing on the walls.
I think it's because she's trying to keep them out of reach of the ferals. It also provides them more wall space to draw on. Win win.

Any guesses on today's weigh in? Imma say 489.
 
If she joins the 500 club, we'll have three of 'em on the front line: Amberlynn, Jen, and Amy. The three of them combined weigh more than an entire adult baseball team. All we need is for Chantal, ever the lazy straggler, to catch up (and she still might), and we'll have a legit ton of women (which, in this case, would be a lot less fun for the gents than it sounds)

These extreme 30-pound in two week weight gains boggle the mind, but they all have done it. Nice job, Amy. She is in the running for Rookie Lolcow of the Year; look how fast nearly 100 pages have filled.
 
"I'm still eating like I should be, just too much variety."
"I haven't given up."
......
"I keep eating fast food."

She's gained nearly 30 POUNDS in three weeks.
457 on 1/15 and 484 yesterday.

"I don't want another woman raising my children."
You fat failure, almost any other woman would be doing a better job than you.
It's okay. She is a woman and she doesn't take care of her kids to begin with.
 

This is from four months ago and titled, "No LYING for VIEWS!!!!" It was recommended after this last video, lol. Timestamped.

"I am very authentic to you guys. I am very true to you. I will not lie to you guys. I have no reason to."

"I don't want to be somebody that puts on a fake show for the camera. I'm not trying to be a fake person to just get my views. I don't want that to be who I am."

"At least I'm still showing you guys what I am doing rather than, 'Oh, I'm gonna stay here and eat an apple right now but when I get off the camera I'm gonna go and eat a Hershey bar.' You know, it doesn't pan out. That's me lying to you."

"The same concept that I'm trying to say is that everything that I do in my life, I will do it on my camera if I'm filming to show you guys who I truly am and what I really am and what I'm doing."

The entire video is full of this shit, including a speech about how she may have been a binge eater at one time but that she's not any longer, that she just likes to enjoy food because she's human.
Hafting to tell people you’re honest is like hafting to tell people you’re intelligent or beautiful. If you’re hafting to tell us, you’re just plain not any of those things.

She is always so generous to herself in assessing the eating choices that got her to 489 pounds. “Do I always choose the most healthy options? I have to admit, no, not always.” You don’t fucking say.
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This is from four months ago and titled, "No LYING for VIEWS!!!!" It was recommended after this last video, lol. Timestamped.

"I am very authentic to you guys. I am very true to you. I will not lie to you guys. I have no reason to."

"I don't want to be somebody that puts on a fake show for the camera. I'm not trying to be a fake person to just get my views. I don't want that to be who I am."

"At least I'm still showing you guys what I am doing rather than, 'Oh, I'm gonna stay here and eat an apple right now but when I get off the camera I'm gonna go and eat a Hershey bar.' You know, it doesn't pan out. That's me lying to you."

"The same concept that I'm trying to say is that everything that I do in my life, I will do it on my camera if I'm filming to show you guys who I truly am and what I really am and what I'm doing."

The entire video is full of this shit, including a speech about how she may have been a binge eater at one time but that she's not any longer, that she just likes to enjoy food because she's human.

What in the ever loving FUCK is that thumbnail??
 
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