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Like what would goons even do?

Call us all "pissbabies", "chuds", the "alt-right", and attempt to dox.
This is what happens when you follow the advice of KM (and is a goon).

So does this mean someone was impersonating a goon that had been in contact with madsketcher? Or is this doctor thodt a trolling champion?
 
give me the other email. he has banned two randoms thinking they are my re-regs but I have no clue who they are. dummy.

someone was using the same cheap free vpn i guess? but i feel bad for random people that got banned
ugh you're such a disgusting kiwi farmer nazi that wants people murdered while you evilly *checks notes* get people off the hook for mistaken identity bans????
 
Sorry that your alt accounts got banned from Something Awful.

Good luck getting the mod to unban them lol

haha. one of the "alt" that got banned has been posting in ADTRW for like 5 years (im straight, dont watch anime) and was a regular in some missipii goonmeet thread or dumbshit. it was super obviously not me but i guess the admins cant tell cheap vpns apart. haha
 
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Yeah. Some of my early posts in this thread (when I moved over from SA during Schmorkygate) were kinda stanning for Lowtax. I thought he was just a dumbass who got mixed up in things that were above his intellectual paygrade, but a fundamentally nice guy, if a bit of a fuckup. But in the years since it's become more apparent just how much of a sociopathic addict he really is. He is a complete slave to his base pleasures and he doesn't care who he fucks over, so long as he gets his sex, fancy food, high or money on tap. I was taken in by his wacky lolrandom posting style, which masked his complete lack of empathy for anyone who wasn't him, not even his close family.

I'm pissed off with myself for being fooled by him for so long. Fuck you Lowtax you piece of shit.
Really? I always felt like his wacky non-sequitur posts were off-putting. I just figured I was overthinking it at the time.
 
I politely disagree. The great goon chimpout being caused by their losing at a videogame suddenly makes everything make much more sense. Goons will be goons.

We've touched on it a time or two, but it's really worth mentioning how Goons operate in games to understand why they're so mad.

Goons are expected to be 100% on a team, no matter what, every time. They all are expected to be in the same guild (NO SPLINTERS) or group of guilds if the game allows, there's rigid rules proving you are a goon in good standing and more rigid rules for alternate characters/friends or family invites. They spend a lot of time strongly suggesting that established players help out new players - with equipment. gold, bags, mounts, dungeon runs, powerleveling, etc depending on the game - frequently at a loss.

Goons are expected to group and cooperate with goons no matter what - you are required to fill out your raid slots with goons and only fill in pubbies if the scheduled goons do not show up AND if there are no goons available to fill in. Goons are not allowed (and will be banned from the main forums) for taking advantage of, lying to, trolling. stealing from another goon - even if the game (like EVE or Rust) encourages these methods of gameplay. If the game is huge, you'll be expected to communicate though the larger channels (Discords, Offical Forums/subforums, Offsite forums) or though specific third party chat mods.

If you leave a goon guild, you are treated as a pariah and typically not allowed back in and are shunned. If you form a splinter group (such as Elitest Jerks) goons are forbidden from grouping with you and your guildmates or helping you in any way.

So BMW pissing on all of these rules and telling goons to go fuck themselves made them really really mad.

** (Note - some communities weren't this autistic about the SA rules, like the TF2 server, but most were).
 
Goons are expected to group and cooperate with goons no matter what - you are required to fill out your raid slots with goons and only fill in pubbies if the scheduled goons do not show up AND if there are no goons available to fill in. Goons are not allowed (and will be banned from the main forums) for taking advantage of, lying to, trolling. stealing from another goon - even if the game (like EVE or Rust) encourages these methods of gameplay. If the game is huge, you'll be expected to communicate though the larger channels (Discords, Offical Forums/subforums, Offsite forums) or though specific third party chat mods.
These two points here were the real divergent moment. First off, since the server we can from pitted us against each other, we were already move past the whole "Goons Help Goons" stage, then when we started admitting pubbies into the group (usually the prereq for joining was you had to beat us), a bunch of the real grognard retards started getting pissy, but thats why Goon groups almost ALWAYS fail, because if you limit your pool to your dumb shitty website, eventually people will just stop joining and there you are. Our story is the same as many others in that at acertain point we realized we didnt need SA anymore, and thats when the stazi goons tried to destroy us. Bigger entrenched Goon groups like GDN or the Lefty Serious Overchill or the fucking Final Fantasy XIV guild all tried to destroy us because they knew we represented what SA used to be when it was good, and it terrified them. Too bad they failed.
 
Yeah. Some of my early posts in this thread (when I moved over from SA during Schmorkygate) were kinda stanning for Lowtax.

You got nothing to apologize for. People were stanning for LowT when he was posting here too. Maybe even me, I forget, but he seemed to have his shit more together during that phase, or was at least presenting himself better. Contrary to popular opinion we aren't just a hate site that mindlessly hates everything here and hadn't written off LowT until pretty recently.
 
A lot of goon groups pretended to be their own mini-SA including an overbearing leadership team that expected you to suck their dick. Refusal to do so would just result in you being kicked. I remember getting kicked from WoW Goon Squad less than 1 hour after joining because I said "lol" in guild chat.
Replete with troons and questionably mentally stable far left moonbats.
 
These two points here were the real divergent moment. First off, since the server we can from pitted us against each other, we were already move past the whole "Goons Help Goons" stage, then when we started admitting pubbies into the group (usually the prereq for joining was you had to beat us), a bunch of the real grognard exceptional individuals started getting pissy, but thats why Goon groups almost ALWAYS fail, because if you limit your pool to your dumb shitty website, eventually people will just stop joining and there you are. Our story is the same as many others in that at acertain point we realized we didnt need SA anymore, and thats when the stazi goons tried to destroy us. Bigger entrenched Goon groups like GDN or the Lefty Serious Overchill or the fucking Final Fantasy XIV guild all tried to destroy us because they knew we represented what SA used to be when it was good, and it terrified them. Too bad they failed.

Which FFXIV Guild (there are 3 or 4, I think) and how? That sounds like a story into and of itself.

Replete with troons and questionably mentally stable far left moonbats.

It's worth noting - the tranny/LGBTQIA+ stuff started really seeping in around 2015 - but those rules I outlined have been in place since ~2004, maybe earlier (for FFXI and Everquest). It's almost two full decades of tradition at this point.
 
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