Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[averagejane]

If Blaire actually does get married, I'm sure June is gonna get bit by the wedding bug. She's the type to overshare about her pathetic cuckoldry with her bf, she definitely wants bragging rights to a wedding. If she tries to be more aggressive about getting mpreg-greg to get his shit together and get the marriage going hell probably realize the non-tranny hole he's stuck in.

A lot of people wonder why a 7/10 like June is with that fat tard, it's because June was a megafan of him prior to them hooking up. Fans prop their idols up and think they're worth more than they are. June deludes herself into believing Greg is widely sought after, despite the fact surpassed him in popularity. Girls also have that competitive bone in them that makes them go 'HAH he's mine!' and in June's case she gets off on the "he's mine because I'm the FUN GF that TOTALLY DOESNT GET JEALOUS THAT HE WANTS TO FUCK OTHER WOMEN!!!"

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Yeah, well, in their case, they actually need a lot of papers ... Since there's a fucking border between the two of them.

It's been, what? Five years? And they've been engaged for almost half of that time span? How many red flags do you need, Shoe? lol.

I'd feel bad for her if she weren't such a rotten person as well.

Lack of papers is still no excuse for Shoe to move there. Wouldn't be the first person who decides to stay in a country with a foreign boyfriend and they are together while doing the paperwork. Also, it's fucking Canada. It's not like they have these ultra difficult immigration requirements.

 

[Petronella]

Girls also have that competitive bone in them that makes them go 'HAH he's mine!' and in June's case she gets off on the "he's mine because I'm the FUN GF that TOTALLY DOESNT GET JEALOUS THAT HE WANTS TO FUCK OTHER WOMEN!!!"

I think a lot of it is also June is trying to prove she's not like Greg's ex wife, who did things like stand up for herself, not put up with being cheated on, and didn't want to spend all her money on a grown man's Star Wars toys.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I think a lot of it is also June is trying to prove she's not like Greg's ex wife, who did things like stand up for herself, not put up with being cheated on, and didn't want to spend all her money on a grown man's Star Wars toys.

Wow his ex wife sounds like a bitch, maybe June isnt so bad after all...

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm predicting that pretty soon we'll start seeing posts from Greg and June about how they realized marriage wasn't for them and how, actually, their relationship is better than everyone else's because "we don't need a piece of paper to prove we love each other uwu!"
Edit: Btw I like how when Brittany called June a cuck it was "just fan fiction" but here's June for the millionth time talking/joking about her fiance wanting to fuck other women.

I seriously doubt this is the case. If they were trying to ease out of this, June wouldn't be using terms like fiance in her latest videos. I think that she's actually starting to get upset at Greg's cold feet, and will put on pressure to speed things up.

 

[birdman]

I believe the reason Greg proposed to her was simply....internet attention.
Before proposing, his tweets were getting only small amount of attention and it was obvious whatever left of his internet popularity was dwindling. Then on the night of proposal, he was tweeting how he is taking his little baby girl uwu to a restaurant and "guys don't tell her but I'm gonna propose her". They both tweeted the second it happened, got fucktons of likes, retweets, attention etc. Three months after, according to the leaked discord screenshots, he claimed they didn't even talk about marriage. It's been more than two years now and still nothing.
Greg is a dumbfuck. His train of thought back then was: "I'm losing popularity. What do I do? Hey! I should do a proposal live on Twitter, people love that!"
And that's it. No thought was put in further than that. He didn't even think about how the attention he'll gain from proposing will dwindle too and that people will begin to question his motives.

I'm not sure about June though. Sure she loves showing her cool girl cuck waifu persona on the net, but maybe she actually doesn't want to actually be married to that fat dumbcuck either. Or maybe she's that fucked up and really wants to be the wife of armoured septic.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Lack of papers is still no excuse for Shoe to move there. Wouldn't be the first person who decides to stay in a country with a foreign boyfriend and they are together while doing the paperwork. Also, it's fucking Canada. It's not like they have these ultra difficult immigration requirements.

June and Greg are white though. White people are expected to actually follow immigration laws and can't pull the racism card to get the entire political left to abet in their lawbreaking.

I believe the reason Greg proposed to her was simply....internet attention.
Before proposing, his tweets were getting only small amount of attention and it was obvious whatever left of his internet popularity was dwindling. Then on the night of proposal, he was tweeting how he is taking his little baby girl uwu to a restaurant and "guys don't tell her but I'm gonna propose her". They both tweeted the second it happened, got fucktons of likes, retweets, attention etc. Three months after, according to the leaked discord screenshots, he claimed they didn't even talk about marriage. It's been more than two years now and still nothing.
Greg is a dumbfuck. His train of thought back then was: "I'm losing popularity. What do I do? Hey! I should do a proposal live on Twitter, people love that!"
And that's it. No thought was put in further than that. He didn't even think about how the attention he'll gain from proposing will dwindle too and that people will begin to question his motives.

I'm pretty sure this is the single biggest reason he stays with her, and might be the main reason he got together with her to begin with. Her being a "cool" doormat is also a big factor. Beyond those two things it's very clear he doesn't actually give a shit about her. The only big question is that if June finally gets to the point where she stops being a cool doormat and starts actually demanding things from Septic, like pushing the marriage forward, or even, heaven forbid, tells him she's not cool with him screwing other women anymore, will he stick with her out of the need to cling to his e-fame, or dump her?

That's the drama I really want. Because no matter which option he goes with, there are going to be guaranteed fireworks. Greg will get extremely bitchy once the relationship starts actually demanding things from him, which will cause June to wig out too (pun intended). But if he dumps her, that's going to cause her to flip out and will drop a pretty good sized bomb on his internet career and finances, since a lot of the people who watch his shit are just there because he's Shoe's boyfriend.

Come on June. Establish a boundary. Any boundary. The cuck queen memes are fun and all, but I want this giant, unsightly pimple to pop already.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Three months after, according to the leaked discord screenshots, he claimed they didn't even talk about marriage.

Wait, what? Source on this?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I seriously doubt this is the case. If they were trying to ease out of this, June wouldn't be using terms like fiance in her latest videos. I think that she's actually starting to get upset at Greg's cold feet, and will put on pressure to speed things up.

I don't doubt for a second that June wants marriage.

I just don't think that any pressure will motivate Greg to actually start planning a wedding. Why should he? He got her to move significantly closer, she's given into his "BDSM" lifestyle (let's face it-- the BDSM dynamic is less of a kink than it is Greg being a controlling and manipulative pig about the relationship in general), and she worships him publically all of the time. June has pretty much given up everything without needing a marriage to do so ... What motivation does Greg have to get married now?

Also, if he marries June, that would be his third marriage? I thought he was only married once before? Jeez, if anybody has been previously married more than once before they've even hit 35-40, that waves some red fucking flags.

The only thing that could convince Greg, in my opinion, is if she actually grows a spine and thinks for herself by not agreeing to be in his videos anymore. We all know that Greg's audience would dwindle without Shoe in a lot of his videos. If the growth of his Star Wars and Joker toy collection was put to a halt, I think he'd actually consider marrying her soon.

 

[Y2K Baby]

It's not like they have these ultra difficult immigration requirements.

More stringent than the U.S, I heard.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't doubt for a second that June wants marriage.

I just don't think that any pressure will motivate Greg to actually start planning a wedding. Why should he? He got her to move significantly closer, she's given into his "BDSM" lifestyle (let's face it-- the BDSM dynamic is less of a kink than it is Greg being a controlling and manipulative pig about the relationship in general), and she worships him publically all of the time. June has pretty much given up everything without needing a marriage to do so ... What motivation does Greg have to get married now?

Also, if he marries June, that would be his third marriage? I thought he was only married once before? Jeez, if anybody has been previously married more than once before they've even hit 35-40, that waves some red fucking flags.

The only thing that could convince Greg, in my opinion, is if she actually grows a spine and thinks for herself by not agreeing to be in his videos anymore. We all know that Greg's audience would dwindle without Shoe in a lot of his videos. If the growth of his Star Wars and Joker toy collection was put to a halt, I think he'd actually consider marrying her soon.

That's the fascinating thing about this relationship. She so obviously has way more leverage than he does, but he calls all the shots and she absolutely won't stand up for herself.

That's why I really wouldn't call the relationship abusive on Greg's part. Everything he does that makes her miserable, she enthusiastically gives him permission to do, because she's just that big of a pussy. I doubt he would ever get physical with her, he has no control of her income or living situation, in fact it's the exact opposite. He has no real hold on her whatsoever. She's the empowered one in this relationship and she won't even attempt to use it to get a better deal. Her problems are entirely self inflicted.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

June and Greg are white though.

Not true, she's part Italian.

The only big question is that if June finally gets to the point where she stops being a cool doormat and starts actually demanding things from Septic, like pushing the marriage forward, or even, heaven forbid, tells him she's not cool with him screwing other women anymore, will he stick with her out of the need to cling to his e-fame, or dump her?

she's given into his "BDSM" lifestyle (let's face it-- the BDSM dynamic is less of a kink than it is Greg being a controlling and manipulative pig about the relationship in general),

June's never going to grow a spine from this because Greg has... erm... normalized treating her like shit. It's like someone who beats the partner and later says "babe, I'm sorry, it's because YOU MADE ME mad". You end up believing it and actually excusing them by saying "well, yes, s/he is right: I caused this". People like these see absolutely nothing wrong with being beaten because they are convinced they deserved it or it's part of the dynamic. What are a few slaps if I'm provided with a home, money, and all I want? Yes, I know Greg doesn't beat June, but the core of the dynamic is the same: "come on, it's part of our game when I'm the dom and you're the sub and you do everything I want and you like it".

Add that to how June is very insecure. She knows well she can't find anyone like Greg, someone who indulges in her fantasy that she's an uwu kawaii girl. An actual mature man will get tired of that act soon. Greg goes along with the "you're such a petite flower uwu" act and she accepts him being an asshole.

 

[2021Murder]

Come on, Shoe has nothing to offer to a normal guy who could have married her.

Do you imagine June being at home with the babies while husband is out working? Shoe sounds like those kind of women who say "I want my freedom!" because house life bores them. I know women like this, they eventually end up cheating.

We've all seen those posts of her body and she's clearly extremely clingy so you could push her around and make decisions for her. Want her to get a tattoo saying she belongs to you? She will

Also from what we've seen, shes more of a homebody than someone that wants freedom. She can just shitpost online until an hour before you get home and then make some spaghetti and that would be her life until you both die. Unlike now where she lived at home shitposting until an hour before dinner and made the table.

Having said that, i would make sure she lived right next to her parents. Let them tard-rangle her during the pregnancy and after. Quite a few couples i know basically are part-time parents with their helicopter parents doing a lot of the cooking and cleaning for them and bathing the kids. Its sort of pathetic seeing people in their 30s rely more on their parents to take care of the kids than the girls on teenmom.

Most people would have kids if you got weekends off. Youre essentially just a glorified weekday babysitter at that point.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Honestly, they got together and made their relationship public very quickly while she was gaining popularity. Their relationship has a fan following at this point. I bet that even if she wanted to leave, she feels too stuck and would never be able to have a clean break up. Hell, look at this thread, they're combined instead of separate because of their enmeshment. They got public too quickly imo, she became attached too quickly, and any red flags that come up at a natural time are already too late compared to what they had already publicly committed to.

God, it's hilarious when youtubers make their relationships too public and make a "why ___ and I broke up" video. I'm still waiting for one from Julia Zelg + Eileen De Freest when they eventually divorce.

 

[Icasaracht]

She just needs to get off her shoed heels and give head to a fine lad. I’m no alarmist going about with that creepy “clock is ticking” shit, but she sounds like an under-fucked peep stuck in a toxic community that is depriving her of genuine human interactions. It’s not even a lolcow case, it is just quite sad.

 

[Kheapathic]

Well, Lauren Southern got married and had a kid. You're running out of time June.

 

[Rekkington]

Lack of papers is still no excuse for Shoe to move there. Wouldn't be the first person who decides to stay in a country with a foreign boyfriend and they are together while doing the paperwork. Also, it's fucking Canada. It's not like they have these ultra difficult immigration requirements.

Traditionally Canada does have extremely difficult immigration requirements unless you get refugee status.

 

[BadBitchOnTheScene]

The funniest part about June is all the superiority she feels over "normies". She has a boyfriend who shits on her regularly, but God-forbid that other women like missionary sex. The level of retardation is outstanding.

I don't think June cares about getting married because she's still rejecting adulthood. I'm sure she wants Greg to step up to the plate, but that's more about him proving his love to her. She doesn't yearn to be a wife.

And honestly, if June was in a relationship with a decent guy, I'm sure she'd be treating him like crap. She'd either be cheating or doing something else disrespectful. Didn't she cheat on her last boyfriend with Greg? She's either the victim or the victimizer. There's no normalcy with her.

June has enough orbiters to find another boyfriend. There's probably even someone out there willing to pay for all her shit while she contributes nothing. But she doesn't want that. She craves this disfunction with Greg.

 

[birdman]

Wait, what? Source on this?

Around 2 years ago someone leaked screenshots from both hers and Greg's discord. Tons of cringe moments where she'd brag to her patrons about her relationship. Greg's discord was basically dead and only juicy thing is that he said they still haven't even discussed marriage and that was after they were engaged for 3 months iirc. I know these screenshots were posted on her ED page, but ED is down so I if someone wants shovel through this thread....

Also from what we've seen, shes more of a homebody than someone that wants freedom. She can just shitpost online until an hour before you get home and then make some spaghetti and that would be her life until you both die. Unlike now where she lived at home shitposting until an hour before dinner and made the table.

Does anybody remember her "cooking trad waifu" phase? It was hilarious.

 

[vertexwindi]

The flying fuck is that chicken? Jesus Christ it looks slimey.