Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Tanner Glass]

FAU may be the smuggest, most insufferable, piece of shit mod in SA history, and is up against stiff competition for that honor.

I hate to disagree but Aatrek molested a pre-teen he was baby sitting so the best FAU or any mod can be striving for is Silver in the "Piece of Shit" Olympics.

 

[Learned Hand]

I recently found out there's a seperate Archive site for SA's Pen and Paper RPG reviews (fatal and friends). The older reviews are pretty decent if you're into Nerd shit but then I clicked on a review for a newer title:

This post reads like someone admitting they're an addict in an AA meeting, hoping the wise denizens of the forums can somehow advise him on how to cure their affliction.

"I think being a regular person is a disease. Please forgive me for leading a normal life."

To be fair, he's not normal even based on thinking writing a rant like is acceptable or a logical thing to do, but consider the company.

 

[Loose Goose]

I recently found out there's a seperate Archive site for SA's Pen and Paper RPG reviews (fatal and friends). The older reviews are pretty decent if you're into Nerd shit but then I clicked on a review for a newer title:

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That's not bad for the Games forum. A failed, neurotic blob of a person working a dead-end job and dreaming of revolution... but surprisingly, "cis" and "male". Good guess how long considering the avatar, but I thought most active posters there were troons.

 

[Ghostse]

I recently found out there's a seperate Archive site for SA's Pen and Paper RPG reviews (fatal and friends). The older reviews are pretty decent if you're into Nerd shit but then I clicked on a review for a newer title:

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It is just faggots all the way down.
To clear things up for people: That faggot is reviewing not a videogame but a pen-and-paper roleplaying game.

The game this faggot is reviewing advocates the the faggy "X" card system for nerds in groups. That should tell you about all you need to know about this queer and gay shit he's bloviating about.

But almost as importantly, this faggot in his review of the system goes on and on about "needing to see the system in use". AKA he doesn't have any nerd friends, or at least any nerd friends not CHUD-y enough to want to play a game with a retarded title.

 

[TiggerNits]

Goons are like a loony leftist death cult that just can't nut up enough to do the needful.

They're the exact group Thomas Sowell warns about when he talks about the degradation of society over the last 30 years. People who would sacrifice what works for what sounds pleasant

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

The game this faggot is reviewing advocates the the faggy "X" card system for nerds in groups. That should tell you about all you need to know about this queer and gay shit he's bloviating about.

I honestly don't even know what this even means, so I guess I still have some of my sanity left

 

[Ghostse]

I honestly don't even know what this even means, so I guess I still have some of my sanity left

Sorry, meant to provide context on that and forgot:
Basically, Tumblr Trigger Warnings but for nerds playing pretend.

Every player nerd has an index card with an 'X' on it. If any nerd is easily triggered and doesn't like what is currently happening in their session of playing make-believe, they just have to touch or tap on the 'X' card and that element is removed from all story discussions. No discussion, no talking, they don't even have to explain what it was that triggered them everyone else can just figure it out.

 

[The Grognard]

It is just faggots all the way down.
To clear things up for people: That faggot is reviewing not a videogame but a pen-and-paper roleplaying game.

The game this faggot is reviewing advocates the the faggy "X" card system for nerds in groups. That should tell you about all you need to know about this queer and gay shit he's bloviating about.

But almost as importantly, this faggot in his review of the system goes on and on about "needing to see the system in use". AKA he doesn't have any nerd friends, or at least any nerd friends not CHUD-y enough to want to play a game with a exceptional title.

For whatever reason, the Traditional Games subforum has some of the biggest self-flagellating whiny bitches of the whole site. They will gladly write a small novel's worth about how 40K is actually super-fash and if you play older versions of D&D, you are a nazi.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, meant to provide context on that and forgot:
Basically, Tumblr Trigger Warnings but for nerds playing pretend.

Every player nerd has an index card with an 'X' on it. If any nerd is easily triggered and doesn't like what is currently happening in their session of playing make-believe, they just have to touch or tap on the 'X' card and that element is removed from all story discussions. No discussion, no talking, they don't even have to explain what it was that triggered them everyone else can just figure it out.

So this is a method of faggot identification, so you can identify people who need to be ejected from the group because they are worthless.

They will gladly write a small novel's worth about how 40K is actually super-fash and if you play older versions of D&D, you are a nazi.

So just playing older versions of D&D will repel these garbage people. Good to know.

 

[Coolio55]

For whatever reason, the Traditional Games subforum has some of the biggest self-flagellating whiny bitches of the whole site. They will gladly write a small novel's worth about how 40K is actually super-fash and if you play older versions of D&D, you are a nazi.

What's wrong with older versions of D&D?

Too many numbers? Uses the term "sex"?
Not designed by autistic people?

 

[The Grognard]

What's wrong with older versions of D&D?

Too many numbers? Uses the term "sex"?
Not designed by autistic people?

Different races having different stats and TG goons having a hateboner for anything that is even remotely problematic. Of course, they'll gladly A-log anyone who is not part of the cultural revolution to gentrify the shit out of all tabletop gaming.

 

[AnOminous]

What's wrong with older versions of D&D?

Too many numbers? Uses the term "sex"?
Not designed by autistic people?

Pretty sure it was designed by autistic people but they were dudes and they hadn't chopped their cocks off and had no intention of doing so. Some of them even had lewd titty bikini armor pictures in them. Also FEEEEEmales had one less strength or something.

 

[Tanner Glass]

What's wrong with older versions of D&D?

Too many numbers? Uses the term "sex"?
Not designed by autistic people?

Also there's a "woke" version of 3.5 D&D that all the trendy kids play - Pathfinder, so no reason to play the old "unwoke" version.

 

[FuckedUp]

Sorry, meant to provide context on that and forgot:
Basically, Tumblr Trigger Warnings but for nerds playing pretend.

Every player nerd has an index card with an 'X' on it. If any nerd is easily triggered and doesn't like what is currently happening in their session of playing make-believe, they just have to touch or tap on the 'X' card and that element is removed from all story discussions. No discussion, no talking, they don't even have to explain what it was that triggered them everyone else can just figure it out.

We should go back to putting nerds in lockers or whatever they did in '80s films.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

For whatever reason, the Traditional Games subforum has some of the biggest self-flagellating whiny bitches of the whole site. They will gladly write a small novel's worth about how 40K is actually super-fash and if you play older versions of D&D, you are a nazi.

Trad games was one of the first subs that I noticed the troon-virus spreading in. Particularly the Play-by-Post section

 

[TiggerNits]

Trad games was one of the first subs that I noticed the troon-virus spreading in. Particularly the Play-by-Post section

Yeah, Trad Games, Fashion, Music and the fucking NFL forum were the areas where trannies first got traction. FYAD member Dans was the first tranny, though, but he was actually funny and pretty sane while he was there

 

[El Zilcho]

TG are that way in general now not just SA. They were never cool like I knew a bunch of role playing guys in college and even the girls etc just had no fashion and smelt but they enjoyed their games and got into it etc. Theres been this weird trend of people streaming them ('Critical Role?' Know of it but never watched) and the dialogue is now all 'problematic Drow, evil because of Dark skin smh?!' and trans-people wanting to be included in these games but also then being unhappy when they aren't the star characters or sometimes even 'the rules are too complex'.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

Yeah, Trad Games, Fashion, Music and the fucking NFL forum were the areas where trannies first got traction. FYAD member Dans was the first tranny, though, but he was actually funny and pretty sane while he was there

Talkings sports became UNBEARABLE after about 2015 or whenever that one faggot kneeled. I got a lot of idiots angry when Id lol at them trying to equate that to Rosa Parks or Selma March.

 

[The Grognard]

TG are that way in general now not just SA. They were never cool like I knew a bunch of role playing guys in college and even the girls etc just had no fashion and smelt but they enjoyed their games and got into it etc. Theres been this weird trend of people streaming them ('Critical Role?' Know of it but never watched) and the dialogue is now all 'problematic Drow, evil because of Dark skin smh?!' and trans-people wanting to be included in these games but also then being unhappy when they aren't the star characters or sometimes even 'the rules are too complex'.

Blame celebs like Wil Wheaton making them cool amongst hipsters who really wanna larp being a nerd.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Who will think of the poor goblin widows after your murder spree? Honestly, if you dont let a goblin, orc, or bugbear assfuck you to death, you really are showing your common society privilege.