Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Anonymus Fluhre said:
That would make sense except my job requires me to be in front of the computer for hours, I'm also sitting on my ass for up to 8 hours a day at school. I guess the only difference is is that I go to the gym daily.
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It doesn't take a lot of exercise to prevent problems. The key is doing it regularly and most days. For a lot of people, the walking they do going about their day and taking stairs rather than lifts is plenty.
 
Rotogravure said:
B-b-b-but... then where will Lowtax get asspats from?

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Falling on deaf ears.

The sycophantry in that thread is just gross. People are just unquestioningly falling in behind Lowtax as if it's impossible he could have been at fault for the deterioration of the relationship in any manner, while ignoring all of the indications and flags he's emanating like radiation from the fucking sun, that he himself is a bit off. "It's just a business relationship" side-chick, that's super-obviously a side-chick. "Not side chick" business acquaintance offering ridiculously unprofessional opinions on the character of his estranged wife in a public setting YEAH THAT'S WHAT BUSINESS PEOPLE NORMALLY DO RIGHT. "Not side chick" right on over inside his house after estranged wife bails, because that's totally what people who aren't fucking, who weren't fucking before the estranged wife left, normally do right?

Call it gossip, conjecture, or speculation, but Lowtax and Logan have been fucking, and Ashli couldn't take the bullshit any more.

The forum inhabitants who are absolutely unwilling to perceive of another side to this situation, absolutely willing to take Lowtax' version of events sight-unseen... or ESPECIALLY if they are aware of all the details and STILL think there aren't problems with LT's side of things, are fuckwitted garbage and total failbrains.
 
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RisingPheonix said:
Okay so- I'm actually a US immigrant on a K1 visa in the process of migrating to a green card (like Ashlii should of been - hence why I'm somewhat invested in this hot mess - fuck lowtax)

When you are in the middle of applying for a green card. You can't make money, I've heard it can look really bad once you get to the interview stage. Making money or working jobs as an immigrant is considered to taking money or a job away from an American or dodging the taxman in govts eyes. Because you're technically not a resident of the US till you have the green card all sorted.

It sucks to know you can't contribute to finances, but thankfully nobody in my case has ever used it the way Lowtax has on Ashlii.

Having an active limited time visa allows you to apply for things like work permits and social security. The catch is that there's chance if you do go that route, that you waste the money - because everything has to be processed and done before your Visa expires (which is normally 3 months). So once time is up, you could be looking at wasting a few hundred bucks on a chance to get work and SS early and wind up with a "nope" because the local authorities took 5 months processing your application.

That - and the cheapest way to apply for work permit and green card is to do that joint as you pay much less doing it together. Unless I missed something.

Immigration is a 2 step process, you have an initial visa that gives you around 90 days - during which time your expected to be filing for the green card. After the 90 days, if you've filed for green card then there's a note in the system to say "visa expired but they are protected by process due to filing". If Maple is getting legal aid, then it's already noted in the system that her legal status is awkward due to reported abuse/neglect on her husbands part.

In short, her legal aid is safe - but I assume Richard or his Lawyer got her on the whole "Immigrants can't make money" aspect of her status which means she's stuck in the shelter or forced to be reliant on someone else to give her a home, food ect.
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I remember from the gamergate fiasco randy, zoe, et al. were scrambling to start "nonprofits" because Uncle Sam doesnt differentiate on funds. Money from GFM is considered taxable income, whether its seed money for a business or to help an emotionally terrorized woman and her child.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
The forum inhabitants who are absolutely unwilling to perceive of another side to this situation, absolutely willing to take Lowtax' version of events sight-unseen... or ESPECIALLY if they are aware of all the details and STILL think there aren't problems with LT's side of things, are fuckwitted garbage and total failbrains
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I think more than a few are waiting to say something til their SSI checks come in tomorrow. That's why I think some of them are saying something today,they'll only have to do without their hugbox until they get their checks.
 
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repentance said:
The mental contortions goons will go through in order to believe Lowtax is the good guy are astounding.

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That post, lmao.
"Yes I believe abuse victims blah blah blah, but OBVIOUSLY he PROVED to GFM that there was never any abuse!! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?!"

What, exactly, in this faggot's brain, is going on? Does he think a grand inquisition from GFM held court with LowT, whereupon he submitted PROOF he is NOT AN ABUSER, nor has he physically abused his wife in any way?

Well, OBVIOUSLY, LowT submitted this declaration that a judge made at some point in some proceeding, it goes like this, you see:

"I, THE HONORABLE JUDGE EMMETT BOBSON, HEREBY DECLARE ONE RICHARD CHARLES KYANKA TO HAVE NEVER ABUSED HIS WIFE, AND IN FACT, TO BE AN EXEMPLARY HUSBAND AND FATHER. IT IS SO LEGALLY DECLARED." ?

God, what other obvious, ironclad proof do you need?
 
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Ilmseil said:
That post, lmao.
"Yes I believe abuse victims blah blah blah, but OBVIOUSLY he PROVED to GFM that there was never any abuse!! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!‽"

What, exactly, in this faggot's brain, is going on? Does he think a grand inquisition from GFM held court with LowT, whereupon he submitted PROOF he is NOT AN ABUSER, nor has he physically abused his wife in any way?

Well, OBVIOUSLY, LowT submitted this declaration that a judge made at some point in some proceeding, it goes like this, you see:

"I, THE HONORABLE JUDGE EMMETT BOBSON, HEREBY DECLARE ONE RICHARD CHARLES KYANKA TO HAVE NEVER ABUSED HIS WIFE, AND IN FACT, TO BE AN EXEMPLARY HUSBAND AND FATHER. IT IS SO LEGALLY DECLARED." ?

God, what other obvious, ironclad proof do you need?
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Remember, this is the same brain trust that was convinced that some PD letterhead was proof that Ashlii atomic leg dropped him from off the top of the stairs.
 
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He mad.

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He's also failing to acknowledge that he was the one who started the public shit-flinging and who is continuing it on a daily basis.

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with all of the emotional abuse he's hefted onto her this whole time, the creepy controlling behavior of not giving her any money or letting her go outside without his permission like they're in fucking Saudi Arabia, the emotional outbursts and screaming(both online and off), I'm not sure I'm ready to believe he's never laid a hand on her. Even if they both deny it I would have a hard time at this point swallowing the fact that he's never at least once given her a harsh shove across the shoulders during an argument. I can't imagine someone with such a warped and power-hungry view of another person would show restraint in any way.

Was it just him being bitter his first marriage didn't work out, so he tried to control every aspect of his second one in hopes that this time it would work? Is his ego so big he thought his marriage fell apart because he gave his wife too much leeway? Yes that's exactly what he thought
 
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I don't like jews said:
with all of the emotional abuse he's hefted onto her this whole time, the creepy controlling behavior of not giving her any money or letting her go outside without his permission like they're in fucking Saudi Arabia, the emotional outbursts and screaming(both online and off), I'm not sure I'm ready to believe he's never laid a hand on her. Even if they both deny it I would have a hard time at this point swallowing the fact that he's never at least once given her a harsh shove across the shoulders during an argument. I can't imagine someone with such a warped and power-hungry view of another person would show restraint in any way.

Was it just him being bitter his first marriage didn't work out, so he tried to control every aspect of his second one in hopes that this time it would work? Is his ego so big he thought his marriage fell apart because he gave his wife too much leeway? Yes that's exactly what he thought
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For all his “I love my kids” I think a major problem was Lowtax not being able to deal with his wives giving their small humans lots of attention and expecting him to actually carry some of the burden of child care.

With both marriages there were infants in the home before the first anniversary. The selfish man child ended up with pregnant wives and then caring for infants to kick off each doomed marriage. It was a guaranteed disaster.

Lowtax is a petty vindictive asshole. I’m sure it makes Megan and Maplewife gag everytime he tries to pretend he’s such a loving dad online. Neither of his oldest daughters have anything to do with him right now and the youngest should be terrified of the angry, intoxicated man who yells a lot and wants to take her away from her mom forever.

Father of the year left for a month to bang his mentally ill “business partner” half his age. I’m sure all his daughters either didn’t notice he was gone or were glad it relieved them of having to visit with him even briefly.
 
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I don't like jews said:
Was it just him being bitter his first marriage didn't work out, so he tried to control every aspect of his second one in hopes that this time it would work? Is his ego so big he thought his marriage fell apart because he gave his wife too much leeway? Yes that's exactly what he thought
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Megan was awarded substantial alimony for 3 years following their divorce. That usually only happens if someone has been wholly dependent on their spouse financially and has no job market skills. I suspect Lowtax kept her on a very short leash, despite the lifestyle they must have been living during SA's heyday.

We know he used the office at the strip mall as a man cave to escape responsibility at home - he's posted that before himself.
 
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