Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Is automotive repair some kind of thing for Massachusetts cows? Well, making claims as to one's mechanical aptitude, I mean?

At least John W. Flynt wouldn't split a floor creeper in half with his fat ass.

Massachusetts as a state requires yearly inspections of your car to keep it legal. They can flag your car for all kinds of really minor things as needing to be done. It would be rather practical as well as a point of city dweller braggadocio to claim you could do them all yourself.
 
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Wow, he's actually getting more smoothbrained and stupid now than he was even a month ago when he tried flexing about how totally stronk he is. This new "me am smrt" approach is probably his closest yet to just walking around in reclaimed rags and shrieking for Eyn Stean his sky god he learned about at a kid's museum to bring him Metal Wife or something like that. He's rapidly going pure cargo cultist and it's great.

Guess he really hates being called mentally challenged and really wants to pretend he's not a criminally stupid and enraged tub of butter.
 
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Tfw he would prefer to be dying in china than dealing with 2008 era America
 
So if the Brainleaders aren't the college educated self-rigthous pricks who in the end only care about themselves... so who the fuck are the brain leaders Robert?

And I know Robert likes to use the gotcha "inteligente also means emotional intelligence", AKA, you have to feel super duper sorry for the "disfranchised", but at this point, this is the only form of goverment Robert seems to have in mind:

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Anyway... at this point, if I were Robert I would take a good look at my surroundings and think about the image he made for himself. He can smugly quote-tweet saying "I never said I wanted to LITERALLY kill white poor people chief" smug-smug, or cry about taking his words in bad faith, but, the point Robert seems to not get is that his image now cannot be dissasociated with the eugenics tweet or the rampant elitism.

Yes, no one in their right mind actually believes Robert wants eugenics for realz, but the thing is, even if you do hamless jew jokes, if its done EVERY single day, people will get a idea about you, and it won't go away.

Same applies for Robert, and if he was smart, he would see that the signs that this shit has been permeated into his professional life for good. He lost over 1k on patreon, and if you looks at his escapist videos, either they struggle to get even over 50K views or even don't pass 30K, and he used to get an average of 100K not long ago.

I've also noticed that he has neither been on any other stream on the escapist, nor he was invited to test on of Yahtzee's games again, Jack now does, also, Jack is the guy who streams with yahtzee as well.

I'm sure Robert still drive some views, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Escapist crew is a bit butt hurt over the net negative his name brings to the brand. Thats is why Robert was kicked out from Screwattack, they just didn't want to deal with the headache...

But go on Robert, keep on your tard rage, it's doing wonders...
 
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Jesus this is a new level of cringe.
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So Bobby agrees that Obama wasn't a "brain leader"? And Hillary Rodham has been the Secretary of States for quite a while, which of course means she wasn't a "brain leader" either.

He'll usually try to backtrack by claiming "I didn't mean that kind of intelligence" without actually clarifying what he means.
Just as troons define "gender" as "whatever I feel like", Bobby defines "intelligence" as "whatever my Hollywood sci-fi mentality comes up with".
Bobby is "sapiofluid".
 
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He sounds like he's been obsessively watching Good Will Hunting and masturbating. "I'm totally tougher and smarter than those effete rich kids at Harvard! I'm just like Matt Damon, why doesn't anyone see that?"

Bob and Will Hunting are like peas in a pod, in that they're both desperately in need of psychiatric care.
 
Blob is now doubling down on his attempt to dodge the fact that he hates everyone from Red States:
Again, why would he even try lying about this? It isn't exactly difficult to quote-mine Blob.

Also, one of Robert's whiteknights has a very exceptional take:
Firstly, almost no one thinks Robert is evil incarnate. Most of his detractors think of him as being nothing more than an incredibly angry village idiot with shitty ideas. Secondly, plenty of leftists dislike Robert. Additionally, Robert calling everyone he disagrees with subhuman troglodytes and fantasizing about oppressing and disenfranchising them isn't just telling them to "get out of the way".
 
High speed coast-to-coast transport will just spread the pandemic quicker. I expect even a Hollywood-addled, video game-addicted basement dweller to grasp this.

And I wish Naomi Wu could educate us as to what we can learn from Japan.
 
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Tfw he would prefer to be dying in china than dealing with 2008 era America
This is goddamned asinine even for Bob Chipman. So Bob is all in favor with surveillance/harassment so much so that a drone follows you, watches you, and if you step out of line it annoys you by not letting you have any peace? And yes, I'm aware of the context of it 1. being in China, and, 2. at the beginning of a possible epidemic in China. However, that's not what Bobbyboi's focusing on. "Oh man they have drones that follow you around? Lucky..." Bob, you sunken cheeked mouth breather, you hate us for what we do. You're so stupid and such a walking meme that you want the Government to openly follow you around and give you no respite.

Also, "we've just got a more openly shit version of the bad government we had before 2008"? What changed between Bush and Obama, big brain? It most certainly didn't get better that is unless you were all for Barak's love of drones and their strikes. Even the surveillance got worse and we know this for a fact because we have the documents thanks to two people you hate because almost literal reasons, Snowden and Asange. But you'll never admit OR acknowledge any of this Bob Chipman as you continue to grow into Diabeeto.

One good thing is that there is nobody on his side in the comments. I think as his powers of stupid and hate grow, he loses the ability to reason and have shame. It's like nature balancing him out.
 
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