Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Any time you interact with a woman it's simping. Catboy nationalism now. Does your catboy even spend a couple hundred dollars on a Bad Dragon horse cock dildo "just for a bit?"

[1] https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1223345829177589760 (http://archive.li/qdBMG)
You'd think for someone who labels and dismisses so much else as "cringe", that he'd be able to recognize when he's typed out something that so extremely qualifies before hitting "send"
Also, iirc, someone else already brought it up on the last page, but just wtf are these faggots trying to do with this garbage? What's their purpose in giving young dudes such extremely bad faith advice?
Girl-shy nerds and incels will only become more shy, frustrated and miserable, and find it impossible to get past whatever stumbling blocks they face with girls, if they just avoid talking to them altogether.
None of Nick's little giggle-posse follow these perpetual chastity protocols, except Nick himself (cuz he's a vagina-hating fruit). They have wives and girlfriends, and Baked Alaska is a natural born simp if I ever saw one.
Do they find it amusing to see how far they can push their audience members away from good sense and self-improvement? Or are they all just hairs in this virtual beard of Nick Fuentes' "I'm not gay"-op?
 
Beardson is so fucking dumb he actually got taken apart on a livestream by fucking Matt Forney of all people.
Mind you, this happened a few years before Forney essentially adopted the ironybro position himself and started orbiting these circles. Here's the link if you want to watch a disabled child flail around.

 
Beardson is so fucking dumb he actually got taken apart on a livestream by fucking Matt Forney of all people.
Mind you, this happened a few years before Forney essentially adopted the ironybro position himself and started orbiting these circles. Here's the link if you want to watch a disabled child flail around.
Lmao, I'm gonna check that out.

I haven't watched this one yet, but people are saying that Beardson lost a debate to Sinead McCarthy so badly that even his friends were busting his balls over it. The topic was about women and "thot patrol."


Can I get an optics check on this video?

Nick has some valid critiques about Richard Spencer, but he's wrong that Spencer, JF, "wignats," etc don't get what he's doing. They get it. Everyone does. That's why him and his friends are called ironybros. They just don't think it will work. It's not a valid defense strategy against Conservative Inc criticism. Nick and the ironybros think they can trick normie conservatives into being fascists lol.

Why would he explicitly state his tactic like this? The fact he has to explain this to his FANS is just an indictment on how they have to be spoon fed something that's so obvious.

 
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>Greek dude wanting drunk gay sex

Well I think we could ALL see that coming.
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but I thought it was neat. Apparently gobbling horse cock is fine by Nick as long as doing so is trendy.
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Nick is so far up his own ass he is unaware of how bad his optics now. Not just to normies but on those Right/whatever the fuck he is. He is delusional.
 
^^^ Hmm, you'd figure Reilly would be at a point in his life where he valued the homogeneous, Catholic community of St Mary's, and the prospect of getting married/raising kids there, too much spurn move away and burn his bridges there.
Speaking of wives, is he another one that seems to never spend any time in the company of women? Or has he had a gf at least one point in his life?
Anyway, too bad these other ecelebs latch onto E MicThathael Jones. He may have some goofy theories, and bad choice in who his efriends are, but his stuff about the slaughter of cities, and breakup of working class neighborhoods, is very niice, and unlike Fuentes and the Irony Hoes, he's funny, entertaining and energetic.


His enthusiasm for political punditry and talking head hot-takes at such a young age might be explained by benefactor/s grooming him just for a career as David Hogg's Republican rival. His seemingly bizarre, contradictory behavior, that makes him seem like a moronic hypocrite, could also be explained by it

lol jesus christ dude, you think Nick is being groomed to take on david hogg,?
 
Nick has some valid critiques about Richard Spencer, but he's wrong that Spencer, JF, "wignats," etc don't get what he's doing. They get it. Everyone does. That's why him and his friends are called ironybros. They just don't think it will work. It's not a valid defense strategy against Conservative Inc criticism. Nick and the ironybros think they can trick normie conservatives into being fascists lol.
Honestly, the funny part about this whole "ironybro" v. "wignat" feud is these guys all used to be "wignats" on the same side prior to Charlottesville, but once everyone started getting doxed, fired, etc. in the aftermath, it was every man for himself instead of closing ranks. This is why Nick resents the "wignats" so much, not because his views are wildly different, but because he feels like he was betrayed and not offered any protection, same goes for the rest of the "ironybro" crew as well. This is also the schism between Nick and James, James was a senior when C-Ville happened and WSU caved to let him stay and finish school, while Nick, who relied on scholarships to pay for Boston University, had all of his shit pulled and was forced out by the powers that be, hence why James stayed firmly in the Spencer camp, while Nick clung to Trump in the hopes of getting back in with the normal GOP crowd, with no real success.
 
They get it. Everyone does. That's why him and his friends are called ironybros.
Pic related is the ironybro plan in a nutshell:
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edit: To expand on this, their whole strategy is a retread of the same thing left wing goons have done past few years with success. Likewise most of the takes Nick does on his show are cribbed from places like /pol/, MPC or toned-down variations of stuff said on TRS. I suspect most of the ironybros never had a original though in their lives.

If it wasn't women and/or Jews they were scapegoating, it'd just be something/someone else.
A few different turns and a lot of his fanbase would be bitching about capitalism, paying 5$ for a Brooklyn leftist friend simulator instead of superchatting Nick, thirsting after Amber Frost while discussing transition plans and bitching about fucking CHUDs on r/chapotraphouse instead.
 
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Yes, yes he is. As a matter of fact he may have transcended the spectrum. We are talking ultraviolet autism.

Moving on what exactly is an irony bro?
Mainly, they're dudes that were aut-rightests dumb enough to go to Charlottesville and get doxxed for their trouble. Now, they try to prevent their shit getting pushed in over their autistic hot-takes n' borrowed-opinion-mongering while scamming online shekels, by being early adopters of calling all their former allies "Wignats", and calling themselves " Irony Bros" as a sort of Cloak of Irony+1 whenever called out for doing something dumb n gay (catboi dating, for instance)
 
More and more convinced that hes being bankrolled by someone in DC ive suspected it was bannon for a while but theres never been any hard proof
Its possible Nick is now Sargon levels of bad for his movement. Its amazing how similar the two are. Both Carl and Nick have massive unchecked egos and have surrounded themselves with yes men. They both have a cult of personality too.
 
lol jesus christ dude, you think Nick is being groomed to take on david hogg,?

Peak autism. No, he isn't specifically being groomed to target Hogg. But the idea that he's being funded by rich Republicans looking for their answer to Hogg (a young, passionate kid who can attract other young people to their party) isn't outside of the realm of possibility.

I don't think this is the case, his optics are shit and I imagine most party-line Republicans won't associate with someone who constantly criticizes Israel, questions the details of the holocaust, and rails against the leftward shift in their social policy. But it's at least something to think about.
 
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edit: To expand on this, their whole strategy is a retread of the same thing left wing goons have done past few years with success. Likewise most of the takes Nick does on his show are cribbed from places like /pol/, MPC or toned-down variations of stuff said on TRS. I suspect most of the ironybros never had a original though in their lives.


A few different turns and a lot of his fanbase would be bitching about capitalism, paying 5$ for a Brooklyn leftist friend simulator instead of superchatting Nick, thirsting after Amber Frost while discussing transition plans and bitching about fucking CHUDs on r/chapotraphouse instead.
I think it's pretty generous to say that the irony bros have any plan whatsoever, when it comes to guys like shawn and beardson, theyre just shitposters who dont have any goals other than to get a few laughs.
 
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Spencer tried the ironybro defense with regard to hailgate.


Can I get an optics check on this video?

Nick has some valid critiques about Richard Spencer, but he's wrong that Spencer, JF, "wignats," etc don't get what he's doing. They get it. Everyone does. That's why him and his friends are called ironybros. They just don't think it will work. It's not a valid defense strategy against Conservative Inc criticism. Nick and the ironybros think they can trick normie conservatives into being fascists lol.

Why would he explicitly state his tactic like this? The fact he has to explain this to his FANS is just an indictment on how they have to be spoon fed something that's so obvious.

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^^^C'mon, Spencer, while I'll allow you that your "HAIL TRUMP" was done partly for the lulz (and that's being generous to ya), there ain't no way you didn't know your whole performance was leading up to that perfect highlight reel moment, with what it was teasing and got from your fanboys in response
 
I'm not Spencer but I have done much research about Spencer & the alt-right. Spencer is a secret Neo-Nazi. He wasn't being ironic, he was trying to normalize Hitler worship; same with Nick Fuentes, he isn't comfortable explicitly supporting his positions like giving Israel to the Palestinians so he needs to disguise himself through irony.

^^^C'mon, Spencer, while I'll allow you that your "HAIL TRUMP" was done partly for the lulz (and that's being generous to ya), there ain't no way you didn't know your whole performance was leading up to that perfect highlight reel moment, with what it was teasing and got from your fanboys in response
 
Someone on Twitter found more pics. She dyed her hair black and wears a choker. We're definitely gonna need a more general ironybro thread to document all of this lmao. Hat tip to Twitter user @HouseofWIM who evidently also lurks the farms.



I'll concede that while I try to remain objective, that language was a bit of a dig on him. But he talked about how he couldn't stand how insular the St. Marys' community is for him for a minute or so on one of the Nicker Nation/ironybro livestream. I think it was an episode of the Groypcast which is ran by The Daily Groyper, a cringe website that people have speculated is associated with Baked Alaska.



I'm not sure. Dave doesn't post that much about his personal life.

There's no way in hell that Bannon is backing him, but it could be someone else. I'm curious if he has any connections to Jeff Gisea, a rich homosexual that has ties to Peter Thiel. Jeff was responsible for kicking Baked Alaska out of the DeploraBall, though, and Baked and Nick are close friends. Jeff and Richard Spencer hate each other. Nick and Richard Spencer hate each other. Maybe the whole "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" ordeal going on.

My opinion is that Nick went on Milo's show because he's trying to build connections to people who have the means of taking on the burden of livestreaming video for when he's eventually kicked off platforms like YouTube and DLive. Milo also is friends with Gavin McInnes who has his own site where he streams video named Censored.TV. In fact, that's where Milo streams his show too.

Streaming video is expensive, much more so than stream audio, but Nick is too conceited to do an audio only stream. If you watch his show, he doesn't even make use of audio/video of the media or politicians. Every once in a while he'll pull out a whiteboard. IIRC, he did news broadcasting at his high school. You'd have to think that doing an audio stream would be much easier than video because he wouldn't have to worry about dressing up and doing his hair, so it's purely about vanity to him.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...-build-the-trump-meme-army-and-now-he-wants-t (http://archive.li/7v6F8)

Any time you interact with a woman it's simping. Catboy nationalism now. Does your catboy even spend a couple hundred dollars on a Bad Dragon horse cock dildo "just for a bit?"

[1] https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1223345829177589760 (http://archive.li/qdBMG)
Video streaming is more popular than podcasts and more memorable due to the fact you can see the reactions of the person talking. That's literally it.
 
I'm not Spencer but I have done much research about Spencer & the alt-right. Spencer is a secret Neo-Nazi. He wasn't being ironic, he was trying to normalize Hitler worship; same with Nick Fuentes, he isn't comfortable explicitly supporting his positions like giving Israel to the Palestinians so he needs to disguise himself through irony.

Nah, he's a fed.
 
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