Containment Random Chris Updates

I have the feeling that his "very good plan" involves him using his psychic powers to pick lottery numbers.

I have the feeling that that's being sadly optimistic.

He's already said somewhere - when someone made the same suggestion - that even Magi-Chan, with his awesome psychic abilities, can't do that because of the workings of the dimensions or some such horse-pucky. I suspect that Chris just hopes that every creditor that he has will happily accept an endless stream of IOUs because he'll be able to repay them all tenfold when his mighty wealth of C and W Quarters appears following Da Merge.
 
So, Dillin's folding like a cheaply-made suit and giving Chris a shirt for free just because Chris simpered at him for one. Fuck's sake, Dillin. Make the fucker pay for it. In full. Including the postage.

In some way, however small, make him realise that he can't just have nice things for free. This is the root cause of all of Chris's main problems. Capitalism is a bitch, yeah, but it's here to stay, and if he can't accept that he has to pay for frivolities then how's he ever going to comprehend that he also needs to pay for the essentials as well? Especially once Barb's shuffled off her mortal coil?
when his discord starting pointing this out he chimped out and started banning people.
 
It's a cafe press t-shirt you guys, not a silken gold robe studded in rubies. you don't need to chimp out every time someone interacts with Chris. I mean Chris is even letting him profit off using his characters.

It kind of took me aback because normally I don't give a flying crap about anything with Sonichu on it.

Dillin claims he didn't remove them off of Teespring and when you go to the actual website it says it was moved for content reasons.

Maybe copyright?
 
So, Dillin's folding like a cheaply-made suit and giving Chris a shirt for free just because Chris simpered at him for one. Fuck's sake, Dillin. Make the fucker pay for it. In full. Including the postage.

In some way, however small, make him realise that he can't just have nice things for free. This is the root cause of all of Chris's main problems. Capitalism is a bitch, yeah, but it's here to stay, and if he can't accept that he has to pay for frivolities then how's he ever going to comprehend that he also needs to pay for the essentials as well? Especially once Barb's shuffled off her mortal coil?

I just keep thinking back to what Bob tried to teach Chris about money, but Chris just doesn't get it "through his thick, stupid skull."
 
Someone besides Chris made money on Sonichu, that’s nothing new and I don’t care. I’d never wear anything Sonichu related and if you do I’m going to laugh at you. Doesn’t mean I hate you or genuinely think your an idiot but only like a handful of people irl know that I observe Chris shit and even then it’s mostly people who already used ED and 4Chan back in the day. Even when I’ve met people in the wild who know who Chris Chan is I don’t really comment much and instead just kind of chuckle and laugh and say “wow, tell me more about this dude!”
 
It kind of took me aback because normally I don't give a flying crap about anything with Sonichu on it.

Dillin claims he didn't remove them off of Teespring and when you go to the actual website it says it was moved for content reasons.

Maybe copyright?

Chris if finally flexing his copyright to Sonichu? For real this time?
 
Now that we have brought up the topic of intellectual property, I have to say that the Digimon franchise has designed a new digimon, Herissmon, which is an electric hedgehog. What would Chris say about that? Would he throw a tantrum about Digimon stealing his ideas? Or maybe he wouldn't even care.

Anyways, it would be beautiful if he just started ranting about that. All I want for christmas is to see Chris having a pokemon vs digimon saga.
 
Now that we have brought up the topic of intellectual property, I have to say that the Digimon franchise has designed a new digimon, Herissmon, which is an electric hedgehog. What would Chris say about that? Would he throw a tantrum about Digimon stealing his ideas? Or maybe he wouldn't even care.

Anyways, it would be beautiful if he just started ranting about that. All I want for christmas is to see Chris having a pokemon vs digimon saga.
Hey @Tikbalang mind tweeting this info to Chris?
 
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