Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Tiny Clanger]

Looking at the state of her gaff, car and self, "toilet" i s more than the sum of its parts.

However, I have now incorporated this in my mental picture and require her to be sitting on said toilet for the whole head/bowl/bag scenario. I know UuhLA supernanaummagummabingbong will come through on this. I've got my knickers on my head just like our chaste moosssslim lady here and UhLA suuperdoooperetcetcetc never lets us good mufats down.

Altho...for a muslim, she don't 'arf look like a squashed and slightly demented Buddha. One of these things...is just like the other.

 

[Suzuki Beane]

The car accident has happened before and will happen again. The only thing that will be spared is the toilet.

There's been some discussion about whether the toilet is bolted down or not-- It appears not, in which case it would become a projectile in a collision and absolutely kill someone. Of course the unseatbelted Amy is already a goner in a high speed crash, but she might be the one pelted by the porcelain, adding insult to injury....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So....am I the only one low-key hoping for a fenderbender? The seatbelt is so high it'll decapitate her and BLOOOOF....the airbag will create a nice bag/bowl/cereeal/fat-head-wrapped-in-old-knickers* montage.

Please let it be filming as the rescue services try and work out exactly what the hell happened here, picking chocolate crisps out of her nostrils. I don't ask much of you, Allah.

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*I swear her hijab is just her head stuffed into multiplication-sized trousers with the legs then wrapped round. For the longest time I thought she wore a shower cap

Nothing low key about my hope. I just pray she is the only one harmed in the next inevitable crash. Bitch openly records herself violating laws against reckless operation on a daily basis. Awfully brazen for someone who’s worried about another woman raising her kids. If only she’d fulfill her death wish in a way that doesn’t put her children and other innocent people in harm’s way.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy explains veshabuls, the difference between a counselor and a therapist, gets a journal, and saw a "nutritionist" who thinks the same way she does. Fat. Two snouts

Spoiler: fatcap

-Welcome to her blah blah

-Susscribe

-PLEASE

-Disclaimer: children *might* be yelling in the background

-The are playing with the skunk and their snacks

-Filt like doing this in the living room

-Met with her "nutritionist"

-AMAZEENG LADY!!!!

-Clicked

-Excited

-Person she has been looking for

-Got "water" at Wendy's

-Believes in the same things Amy does

-cals in/cals out

-Mill plans

-Mill preppeing

-Only uses an air fryer

-Talked A LOT

-Her habits

-Told her were she eats most of her mills

-Didn't rillize where you eat is a big dill

-Didn't know

-A LOT she never evereverx8 thought 2 seconds about

-Asked what Amy likes to eat

-Not a lot she doesn't like

-Has new issue eating chicken off the bone

-Can't do bones

-If Ali tears it off the bone Amy will eat it

-Cornish hins

-Doesn't like dark meat

-Game to tryeeng experimenteeng

-Excited

-Didn't give her eating ideas

-Will study her packet

-Will make her a mill plan

-Her professionalism

-And do her job

-Because CLEARLY

-Hasn't done it herself

-Listened to people
-Did some reading

-Rillized she doesn't have a lot of food knowledge

-Has never studied food

-KNEW THERE WERE CALORIES IN VESHABULS!!!!

-Weight Watchers veshabuls is zero points

-YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!!!!

-Veshabuls are a free mill

-*that's* what she meant when she said zero cals

-Should have changed her wording and explained calories to you

-Estatic

-SHE'S A SWEETHEART!!!!

-Didn't make her fill bad

-Or stupid

-Talked to her like a normal human bean

-Fills dumb she even has to go to a nutritionist

-Is 38 years old

-Wants to bring up something

-Amy did "research"

-Counselor and therapist are exact same things

-Far as she knows

-Needs to keep herself occupied when she fills like eating

-Emotionals

Brainstormed

-What are the things *AMY* likes to do????

-Things to keep her hands and brain busy

-While working on her hilling

-And her you know...

-...recovery

-Has decided to do a journal type thing

-Went to Wommart and got a journal

-BUT NOT JUST ANY JOURNAL

-IT SAYS 2020 ON IT!!!!

-IT HAS THREE RINGS!!!!

-Bought the paper to fill it

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Got a pack of clear things

-Got herself a fist full of new pins

-Did not have nice pins

-They are colorful

-Will NOT have a million journals

-Because she will get prinnoccupied buying and not using them

-When she fills antsy or fills anxious or upset

-She will explain her fillings to the book

-Instead of eating her fillings and the book

-Talks out her fillings

-Thinks out her fillings

-Not eating fillings

-Excited

-She will put body shots in the clear things once a month

-Per..per..porgression pictures????

-Is what they're called

-For her own self-awareness

-Did this the last time she "lost weight"

-This is her old body shot

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Once a months

-Rilly excited

-Question for you guyses: why is she having heartburn????

-Never had heartburn before

-NEVER IN HER LIFE!!!!

-Doc changed her meds

-Happens after she takes meds

-Are they getting stuck in her throat????

-Went to Womamrt

-Bought this

Prillozack

-Prilozack????

*reads the directions

-IT CAN TAKE UP TO 4 DAYS TO WORK!!!!

-Is confused

-Tums do nothing

-Baking soda

-INNY suggestions to help her pain????

-Will take the Prillozack back to Wommart

-She COULD take one a day

-But won't

-NEEDS RELIEF NOW!!!!

-Calling the nurse to ask her

-Can't eat grapefruit

-DO NOT EAT GRAPEFRIUT!!!!

-If something doesn't help immediately, then it doesn't help

*heartburn minutia sperging

-Would rather do a "natural" remedy than take meds

-Is on SO MANY meds

-These are half her meds

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!

-Trying to eliminate pills

-Tell her medicine to get

-Pepto Bismol????

-Taking her pills back to Wommart

-FILLS SO GOOD!!!!

-IS DOING SO GOOD!!!!

-LIFE FILLS GOOD!!!!

-Good headspace

-Been a good week

-Her week starts on Windsdays

-Mouth is always dry

-Because medicines

-Doc told her to chew gum

-GUM GIVES HER A HEADACHE!!!!

-Will get sugar free candy instead

-She will share her victories with you now

-KIds wanted pizza

-Has not gotten them pizza in A LONG TIME!!!!

*burps

-They were good so she got them pizza

-DIDN'T TOUCH THE PIZZA!!!!

-Did not even sniff it

-Pizza and spagettiee are her favorite foods

-That was Thursday or Friday or one of the other 17 days of the week

-Sunday took them for ice cream

-DID NOT GET HERSELF NOTHEENG!!!!

-Proud

-An achievement

-Absolutely so darn proud

-Anyone who knows her knows she always gets something

-DID NOT GET SOMETHING!!!!

-Small to you, big to her

-WANTS HER LIFE BACK!!!!

-Envisions herself as a skinny person with her life back

-FILLIN GOOD!!!!

-Rilly good week

-Rilly

-RILLY!!!!

-Will check in with us again ruuuuuuul soon

-BYE BYE!!!!

 

[one_time_user]

Heartburn and burping and fat? gurl got GERD.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

-Only uses an air fryer

Let's make a healthy air fryer mill along with Amy:

Air fryer grilled cheese?! Aug 2019

Heartburn and burping and fat? gurl got GERD.

She just got her Metformin dose doubled and Metformin can cause heartburn.

 

[Reilly]

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Your cousin?? Playing around with chopsticks?!

Her being too dumb to lie is probably my favourite thing about her

This was in response to the fake food images she posted a few days ago

Good grief. She must think her audience is as stupid as she is.

 

[FatalTater]

HOLD UP.

Amy is 38 years old?

38?

What even is this.

 

[BoobooKitty]

That's the biggest tub of butter I've ever seen. Is that some kind of Costco special? I don't buy bulk, so I wouldn't know.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

That's the biggest tub of butter I've ever seen. Is that some kind of Costco special? I don't buy bulk, so I wouldn't know.

I've no doubt that costco sells tubs that big, but that's a really irregular shaped tub for something spreadable. Do Egyptians cook with ghee? Maybe ollie makes a lot of ghee at once and pours it into whatever kind of tub that is. At first I thought it was mayo.

How is grilled cheese too hard to cook on the stove? It takes a few minutes, max! I guess she's too heavy to stand that long without pain?

 

[BoobooKitty]

I've no doubt that costco sells tubs that big, but that's a really irregular shaped tub for something spreadable. Do Egyptians cook with ghee? Maybe ollie makes a lot of ghee at once and pours it into whatever kind of tub that is. At first I thought it was mayo.

How is grilled cheese too hard to cook on the stove? It takes a few minutes, max! I guess she's too heavy to stand that long without pain?

I am horrified by how much of it has already been used up considering Ali is the only one who cooks regularly. I feel like it would take my family of 2 at least a year to go through that much, and I cook several times a week.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why can't she say "having" without adding a T to it? Also who the fuck uses THAT MUCH butter or margarine to make a grilled cheese sandwich?! It's not a mystery how she wound up knocking on 500 pounds' door.

 

[Arcadia]

Imagine living in a world where you have to prove you didn't eat your pet skunk.

Obligatory we live in a society

Every single time I tune into her channel it’s like suspension of disbelief. Here’s a 500-lb Muslim woman dancing in her living room with a skunk circling her feet. It’s like something out of a movie.

If this is a movie it's defintely one that was directed by John Waters

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Amy, your mouth is dry because you have uncontrolled diabetes. I’m not buying this “pre-diabetic” shit anymore.

 

[THOTto]

She’s such a toddler she can’t pull meat off bones? Did she try to swallow a chicken leg whole or something?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

She’s such a toddler she can’t pull meat off bones? Did she try to swallow a chicken leg whole or something?

I assume she eats like alot of morbidly obese people do and just hoovers giant bites for maximum dopamine hits during her behind-closed-doors-binge-mills.

Food that has to be eaten a certain way would only slow her down and that would give her the sads.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Heartburn and burping and fat? gurl got GERD.

Agreed. I was going to say someone needs to explain to Amy how a protease pump inhibitor like Prilosec works, but I realized that what A-me is looking for is instant results. Like all the deathfats. they want instant skinny, instant beautiful, instant admiration. A daily pill that cuts digestive acid production is beyond their ken.

Air fryer grilled cheese?! Aug 2019

Welp, there is her sodium for day week.

 

[Reilly]

She’s such a toddler she can’t pull meat off bones? Did she try to swallow a chicken leg whole or something?

Amy explains veshabuls, the difference between a counselor and a therapist, gets a journal, and saw a "nutritionist" who thinks the same way she does. Fat. Two snouts

Spoiler: fatcap

-Welcome to her blah blah

-Susscribe

-PLEASE

-Disclaimer: children *might* be yelling in the background

-The are playing with the skunk and their snacks

-Filt like doing this in the living room

-Met with her "nutritionist"

-AMAZEENG LADY!!!!

-Clicked

-Excited

-Person she has been looking for

-Got "water" at Wendy's

-Believes in the same things Amy does

-cals in/cals out

-Mill plans

-Mill preppeing

-Only uses an air fryer

-Talked A LOT

-Her habits

-Told her were she eats most of her mills

-Didn't rillize where you eat is a big dill

-Didn't know

-A LOT she never evereverx8 thought 2 seconds about

-Asked what Amy likes to eat

-Not a lot she doesn't like

-Has new issue eating chicken off the bone

-Can't do bones

-If Ali tears it off the bone Amy will eat it

-Cornish hins

-Doesn't like dark meat

-Game to tryeeng experimenteeng

-Excited

-Didn't give her eating ideas

-Will study her packet

-Will make her a mill plan

-Her professionalism

-And do her job

-Because CLEARLY

-Hasn't done it herself

-Listened to people
-Did some reading

-Rillized she doesn't have a lot of food knowledge

-Has never studied food

-KNEW THERE WERE CALORIES IN VESHABULS!!!!

-Weight Watchers veshabuls is zero points

-YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!!!!

-Veshabuls are a free mill

-*that's* what she meant when she said zero cals

-Should have changed her wording and explained calories to you

-Estatic

-SHE'S A SWEETHEART!!!!

-Didn't make her fill bad

-Or stupid

-Talked to her like a normal human bean

-Fills dumb she even has to go to a nutritionist

-Is 38 years old

-Wants to bring up something

-Amy did "research"

-Counselor and therapist are exact same things

-Far as she knows

-Needs to keep herself occupied when she fills like eating

-Emotionals

Brainstormed

-What are the things *AMY* likes to do????

-Things to keep her hands and brain busy

-While working on her hilling

-And her you know...

-...recovery

-Has decided to do a journal type thing

-Went to Wommart and got a journal

-BUT NOT JUST ANY JOURNAL

-IT SAYS 2020 ON IT!!!!

-IT HAS THREE RINGS!!!!

-Bought the paper to fill it

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Got a pack of clear things

-Got herself a fist full of new pins

-Did not have nice pins

-They are colorful

-Will NOT have a million journals

-Because she will get prinnoccupied buying and not using them

-When she fills antsy or fills anxious or upset

-She will explain her fillings to the book

-Instead of eating her fillings and the book

-Talks out her fillings

-Thinks out her fillings

-Not eating fillings

-Excited

-She will put body shots in the clear things once a month

-Per..per..porgression pictures????

-Is what they're called

-For her own self-awareness

-Did this the last time she "lost weight"

-This is her old body shot

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Once a months

-Rilly excited

-Question for you guyses: why is she having heartburn????

-Never had heartburn before

-NEVER IN HER LIFE!!!!

-Doc changed her meds

-Happens after she takes meds

-Are they getting stuck in her throat????

-Went to Womamrt

-Bought this

Prillozack

-Prilozack????

*reads the directions

-IT CAN TAKE UP TO 4 DAYS TO WORK!!!!

-Is confused

-Tums do nothing

-Baking soda

-INNY suggestions to help her pain????

-Will take the Prillozack back to Wommart

-She COULD take one a day

-But won't

-NEEDS RELIEF NOW!!!!

-Calling the nurse to ask her

-Can't eat grapefruit

-DO NOT EAT GRAPEFRIUT!!!!

-If something doesn't help immediately, then it doesn't help

*heartburn minutia sperging

-Would rather do a "natural" remedy than take meds

-Is on SO MANY meds

-These are half her meds

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!

-Trying to eliminate pills

-Tell her medicine to get

-Pepto Bismol????

-Taking her pills back to Wommart

-FILLS SO GOOD!!!!

-IS DOING SO GOOD!!!!

-LIFE FILLS GOOD!!!!

-Good headspace

-Been a good week

-Her week starts on Windsdays

-Mouth is always dry

-Because medicines

-Doc told her to chew gum

-GUM GIVES HER A HEADACHE!!!!

-Will get sugar free candy instead

-She will share her victories with you now

-KIds wanted pizza

-Has not gotten them pizza in A LONG TIME!!!!

*burps

-They were good so she got them pizza

-DIDN'T TOUCH THE PIZZA!!!!

-Did not even sniff it

-Pizza and spagettiee are her favorite foods

-That was Thursday or Friday or one of the other 17 days of the week

-Sunday took them for ice cream

-DID NOT GET HERSELF NOTHEENG!!!!

-Proud

-An achievement

-Absolutely so darn proud

-Anyone who knows her knows she always gets something

-DID NOT GET SOMETHING!!!!

-Small to you, big to her

-WANTS HER LIFE BACK!!!!

-Envisions herself as a skinny person with her life back

-FILLIN GOOD!!!!

-Rilly good week

-Rilly

-RILLY!!!!

-Will check in with us again ruuuuuuul soon

-BYE BYE!!!!

ok. I made the comment about her calling her therapist a councilor and I made it HERE on the farm. I didn’t see any other comment about this anywhere which tells me that she reads kiwi farms on t
*i need a quick tutorial on using the quote function. I’m not as stupid as Amy but nevertheless could use some help

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She’s such a toddler she can’t pull meat off bones? Did she try to swallow a chicken leg whole or something?

It’s facts like this that make me glad Miah is the one raising those kids and not Amy. Except for the fact that Amy is ruining Miah’s life. He really is the biggest loser in this whole horrifying tale.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I've no doubt that costco sells tubs that big, but that's a really irregular shaped tub for something spreadable. Do Egyptians cook with ghee? Maybe ollie makes a lot of ghee at once and pours it into whatever kind of tub that is. At first I thought it was mayo.

It kind of looks like a jumbo applesauce container. Mott's is that shape, if I remember correctly. The consistency of whatever's in it does look like ghee. It's ridiculous to have that much sitting on the counter, it's going to spoil faster than you can use it.