Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

[Karl der Grosse]

You do realize anyone can go to that thread and see for themselves what it was about, right?

 

[RealGarrisonCartoon]

Everyone here is under 400 pounds.

Except you. Because you're fat. Fatty.

Nobody can win against this middle aged goon if they don't know the specifics of his mental problems, social problems or know why he has 24 hours a day to post on a remote stalking forum lol

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Saint Isaias Boner has been cast out from the troon hivemind and rejected from their exceptional off-site and is mad about it

Who

So.. I stumbled across this:
http://theinternetlol.com/sa/images/goons/
while looking for random, old SA shit.

I don't know wtf. I doubt any of these people still post, well save for Lowtax.

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Seems legit? Anyone feel like going through all this? Is it "late" shit or even worth saving? Kinda "dox?" I don't know, found it without really looking for it.

hey man whats your avatar looks weird

I really want to know why the "experts" (e.g. the World Health Organization) decided transgenderism is suddenly no longer a mental illness in the last 2 years or so.

It's just a gesture of politically-correct wokeness points-scoring, right? Shit just doesn't add up.

Either way it's pretty pathetic seeing Lowtax's dumb dead gay forum get turned into a drama hub for priggish holier-than-thou types with what would have recently been considered severe mental illnesses.

Just out of curiosity has anyone ITT taken the myers briggs test and gotten the intj result

You do realize anyone can go to that thread and see for themselves what it was about, right?

so how did the kratom work out for you

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody can win against this middle aged goon if they don't know the specifics of his mental problems, social problems or know why he has 24 hours a day to post on a remote stalking forum lol

I'm not a goon and never have been, fatso.

Just out of curiosity has anyone ITT taken the myers briggs test and gotten the intj result

Ever got on a scale without it breaking, lardass?

 

[kiwilurkin]

hey man whats your avatar looks weird

Something warm and moist.

Spoiler: it's a pussy

 

[RealGarrisonCartoon]

Ever got on a scale without it breaking, lardass?

it's so cute you wanted to suck lowtax's dick and i think he should view you as a kind of stereotype of what happened to people who are old now and idolized him in the 1990s

 

[AnOminous]

it's so cute you wanted to suck lowtax's dick and i think he should view you as a kind of stereotype of what happened to people who are old now and idolized him in the 1990s

I never idolized him you idiot fat whore.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

How well have fad diets (or any diets) worked for you?

 

[Army Burger]

it's so cute you wanted to suck lowtax's dick and i think he should view you as a kind of stereotype of what happened to people who are old now and idolized him in the 1990s

Nigger, no one here idolizes Lowtax.

 

[Ilmseil]

lol, and how old are you based on heart age you tremendous fatass?

 

[RealGarrisonCartoon]

Nigger, no one here idolizes Lowtax.

But you are old

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Just out of curiosity has anyone ITT taken the myers briggs test and gotten the intj result

In my experience, only troons take that test. Its like pronouns before everyone was trans

 

[Ilmseil]

Wait, is this 400 lb. creature a troon too or...?

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, is this 400 lb. creature a troon too or...?

No but her husband is a gay, cuck manlet who she pegs up the ass.

 

[A Cat]

But you are old

Do we have a react for “trying too hard”

 

[Dan Abrams]

See it's funny because the world won't stop changing around you. It's terrifying because the world will absolutely not stop changing even as you get older and culture won't stop changing. So a thread that in the middle sort of was about Lowtax being a wife beating freak and as such a valid concern to any sane person rapidly morphed into a bunch of aging guys who are very mad about the whole gender nonsense., which is definitely fucking nonsense because look at how ugly all these damn nerds in dresses are haha. Because if you can't control a society where you are rapidly becoming obsolete and nobody gives a shit about your beliefs or prejudices or even existence you still have somethingawful, the comedy forum from 2001.

If we try hard enough we can STILL control JUST THIS ONE THING fellas and then we won't be old or creepy or have stupid opinions that would get us fired or ostracized from "the young folk"

See, that's the thing, I don't hate transgendered people and it's not something I even think about during the day other than when I laugh at their antics on KF. I actually pity them, for the most part, because they are just so mentally ill and you can tell their lives suck.

Is culture really changing for the better when 41% of these people commit suicide? Although I'm not sure why I'm even attempting to have a real discussion with someone who actually posts on SA and thinks it's a Good website in tyool 2020.

She is Ashley Hutsell. She has a thread where she usually chimps out with sock puppets until banned for autism.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/brian-...osting-career-ashley-hutsell-jankowski.20093/

oh. hahahaha

 

[Rotogravure]

It's Ashley Hutsell from the MPC thread.

I thought she meant RealGarrisonCartoon is Bogan.

 

[Hastur]

@RealGarrisonCartoon, I'm genuinely curious about you. Do you mind answering a few questions? Not a big deal if you don't have time, it's understandable given how much those awful MPC goons are harassing you.

1. What is your biggest dream for yourself?

2. What did you want to be when you were a kid?

3. How many friends did you have growing up?

4. What hobbies did you have growing up?

5. What are your top 5 favorite books?

These are really good questions, and since FatAsh is about as easy to figure out as the kids' puzzles on a McDonald's Happy Meal, I'll go ahead and answer for xir:

1 + 2: Ashley always wanted to be pretty, slender, smart and popular. Unfortunately due to a series of unfortunate events (poor genetics, garbage family upbringing, even poorer lifestyle choices) she scored exactly 0/4 on that count. Sad, but millions of people have had similar aspirations and struck out. The key difference is that most don't let their failures in life turn them into self-hating, bitter, morbidly obese freaks that spend their post-midnight hours obsessively stalking niche forums and desperately trying to get attention.

3: None whatsoever. Aside from being the disgustingly ugly fat chick, Ash's toxic personality managed to alienate all but the most merciful of local frens. And even the kindest soul would find other things to do (like, say, learning how to empty a septic tank) rather than spend a single afternoon with her.

4. Eating at the local food court. Alone, of course.

5. Harry Potter, Das Kapital (never read, but sits on a plywood bookshelf hoping to impress hovel guests), Rules for Radicals (she made it to #3), somethingsomething

 

[AnOminous]

See, that's the thing, I don't hate transgendered people and it's not something I even think about during the day other than when I laugh at their antics on KF. I actually pity them, for the most part, because they are just so mentally ill and you can tell their lives suck.

The only trans people I've ever met irl are nothing remotely like SA troons, which are a creepy fucked up subculture unique to themselves, although there's crossover and similarity with RetardEra, tumblr, and Twitter troons. It's almost bizarre how these troons are so uniformly horrible when you can also see "normal" trans forums like Susan's Place where everyone acts like normal humans on a normal forum.

Oh right, some random fatso.

If you had told me she was indeed one of the SA tranny crew i wouldn't have batted an eyelid. She a shapeless enough blob-person to be whatever.

She's an extremely stupid inbred white trash hick who for some reason can't understand that Brian Uecker's lolcow thread isn't a fan thread. She shows up and has crazy blimpouts every couple weeks.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

The great troon prune can't happen fast enough, but Lowtax lacks a working spine both in body and spirit so fat chance.

Edit: Fat Ash go back to your pegging station in the MPC thread; no one wants you blubbering about.

 

[Never Scored]

But you are old

Everyone gets old, but not everyone gets fat.