🐱 Black History Month Is for White People

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I don’t know a lot about white history.

I also don’t know much about green bean casserole, Creedence Clearwater Revival or shampoo-and-conditioner-in-one. I am, however, familiar with seasoned salt, the nuances of Blue Magic vs. Dax vs. Pink Oil Lotion, and the musical stylings of Frankie Beverly and Maze.



And, unlike many of my educated white counterparts, I know a lot about American history.

As someone who was raised around black people and partially homeschooled, the American history I learned included the understanding that the Constitution counted me as a fraction of a human being; that the Founding Fathers enshrined the enslavement of people who looked like me into that document; and that, at one point, half of the population of this country decided they’d rather stop being Americans than cancel the 246th consecutive season of slavery.


It was only recently that I came to the realization that most Americans don’t learn history in chronological order. We teach children about the bravery of George Washington and the genius of Thomas Jefferson before we even broach the subject of the peculiar institution that started 150 years before there was a Declaration of Independence.

Every third-grader in America knows the name of the Mayflower, but very few are ever taught about the White Lion and the Treasurer, which brought the first enslaved Africans to the English colonies in 1619. According to a report by the Southern Poverty Law Center, nine out of 10 high school seniors either incorrectly identified or openly admitted they weren’t sure of what caused the Civil War. Two-thirds (68 percent) of high school seniors don’t know that it took a constitutional amendment to formally end slavery.


This past October, Caucasian HBO subscribers were stunned to learn about the terrorist attack on Tulsa, Oklahoma, while the Greenwood Massacre was commonly known in Black America. I guess white people thought Game’s Black Wall Streetrecord label was so clever!

This is not black history. This is American history.

In fact, black history is more American than the alternative version of white history that is almost based on a true story. This fictionalized version of our national past not only lends itself to ignorance; it also perpetuates the false narrative of American exceptionalism and fuels misconceptions of our present state of being.


For instance, people might reconsider our gun laws if they understood that the Second Amendment was included in the Bill of Rights to convince Virginia slaveowners, who were afraid of slave revolts and armed black soldiers, to ratify the Constitution. If they knew how Chicago’s street gangs were modeled after Irish “athletic clubs” that fueled the 1919 race riot and shaped Illinois politics, they might not wonder about the gang violence in Chicago.

If they knew about the white supremacist attempt to overthrow the government during Reconstruction, they might think differently about protecting Confederate statues such as New Orleans’ Battle of Liberty Place Monument, whose original inscription reads:

McEnery and Penn having been elected governor and lieutenant-governor by the white people, were duly installed by this overthrow of carpetbag government, ousting the usurpers, Governor Kellogg (white) and Lieutenant-Governor Antoine (colored).
United States troops took over the state government and reinstated the usurpers but the national election of November 1876 recognized white supremacy in the South and gave us our state.


If schools taught the history of redlining, no one would wonder why black schools are underfunded or black neighborhoods are poor. If they knew about how Southern racists left the Democratic party and formed the Dixiecrat party to protest integration and anti-lynching laws, they wouldn’t wonder why black people think the Republican party is considered to be the party of racism.

If they understood that Martin Luther King Jr. said more about white privilege, white moderates, and police brutality than he ever said about having dreams, they wouldn’t pretend to know what “MLK would have wanted.” If they had any idea that most white people had a negative opinion of the anti-lynching movement, the Civil Rights movement, Black suffrage, the March on Washington, the Black Power movement and theBlack Lives Matter movement, they wouldn’t ever wonder why no one gives a fuck what white people think of black protest.


So, to protect the fragile ego of white America, we lie to kids and tell them Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves; that the Founding Fathers weren’t white supremacists; that slave owners weren’t racist because things were “different back then”; that the Confederate flag is part of Southern heritage;and that Martin Luther King never blamed white people for the shit that white people did.

That’s not American history. That’s white history.

And the people who point out the differences between this fictionalized great American folk tale and the truth don’t hate America. They are armed with the ability to look beyond the fantasy of our national narrative and see a complex, nuanced story where freedom simultaneously exists alongside oppression. The hypocrisy of “All men are created equal” is neither damning nor excusable. It just is.


And that’s why Black History month exists.

Don’t get me wrong. Knowing where you come from is important. But, perhaps if white people read “Honest” Abraham Lincoln’s letter explaining that he has never been “in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the black and white races,” they wouldn’t bristle at the notion that they could be a good person while still upholding the tenets of white supremacy. Perhaps they would do more to dismantle the system if they knew how America intentionally embedded inequality in its political, social, and financial institutions.


Every black person in America is acutely aware that there has never been liberty and justice for all.
White people?
They get 28 days.
Because we’re feeling generous, we’ll throw in an extra day this year.
You’re welcome.
 
I like how white people in America are the ones who are accused of being fragile, but if you even argue for saying 'nigga' on any popular social media website, you'll always be dared by someone to try and say that word in a predominantly black neighborhood. They'll tell you that a black person will assault or murder you for just saying one rude word to them, but then say white people are the fragile ones.
This article lacks even the basic pretense of reality. Founding fathers were white supremacist? Are you for fucking real. George Washington freed ALL his slaves after he died. Thomas Jefferson fucked a nigger and gave a birth to a mulatto. What in the fucking fuck
 
"Land of the Free"

Sweetie you guys get slapped around by your mega corporations more than any European does by their Fhurer.

At least the EU is open about being an oligarchy.
Once you guys stop arresting people for posting edgy content on the Internet, then you'll be able to criticize us for not being 'free' enough. You got that, sweetie?
 
Is there anything more insignificant than knowing about the two ships that brought slaves to America? Literally, who gives a fuck? Even the Mayflower and the other boats. Fuck their names, they don't matter. The people on them do. History is an analysis of our past and the factors that brought about certain actions.

Also, most Americans don't know jack shit about ANY history, let alone black history. Read 'Lies My Teacher Told Me' and the gulf between the College and High School Teacher are gigantic. High School American History classes barely get up to fucking WWII and its 20 years away from being a century ago. They can't even get into the Korean War, the Vietnam war or anything after that that shaped the modern world. Nearly everyone gets left out and its white men because they can't even get to Jim fucking Crow, let alone the factors in reconstruction that fucked up the South for basically over a hundred years.

Black History Month is an utterly pointless endeavor, because people don't know their own history, they don't care about it, and they certainly don't give a fuck about other people's history. For the vast majority of people, Rosa Parks and MLK are enough. Malcom X gets a brief pass. The most normal people encounter black history month is: "Shit, why are there more black movies on? Oh, Black History Month." That is literally fucking it.

This article lacks even the basic pretense of reality. Founding fathers were white supremacist? Are you for fucking real. George Washington freed ALL his slaves after he died. Thomas Jefferson fucked a nigger and gave a birth to a mulatto. What in the fucking fuck

All of them were the products of their time. America wasn't a fucking super power since 1792, Canada burned down the fucking White House in 1812. You can't retroactively brand people 'white supremacists' before a concept even existed. It was Europe Supremacy, because Europe had conquered the fucking Earth. Fuckface, if you told these people they were white supremacists, they'd be confused as THEY HAD FOUGHT A FUCKING WAR WITH THE BRITISH SO HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WHITE SUPREMACISTS. WHEN BRITAIN WAS THE EMPIRE OF LITERALLY MOST OF THE EARTH.

This faggot has no fucking clue as to what he's talking about. And honestly, nobody gives a shit about black history month. Nobody does, not even black people.

"Land of the Free"

Sweetie you guys get slapped around by your mega corporations more than any European does by their Fhurer.

At least the EU is open about being an oligarchy.

Call me when I get arrested for telling jokes.
Call me when I get arrested for a blunt butter knife.
Call me when I get arrested for words on a screen that might offend 3 people or less.
Call me when our government spend more time policing Twitter than arresting pedophiles.
Call me when our government starts sucking the dick of the UN.
Call me when our government is bound by directives from foreign governments.
Call me when our government stops newspapers from printing the real offender's race, picture and name.
Call me when our police are too afraid of being called racist for doing their job they let grooming gangs rape girls and boys.
Call me when in the US a 89 year old woman goes to jail for 14 months over something she posted on social media.
Call me when the US stops having a concept of fair use.
Call me when the US uses 'Asian' for everyone over the shade of beige.
Call me when the US censors fucking everything in sight.
Call me when the US entertainment companies, including PBS have mandated racial quotas no matter the content.
Call me when the world stops getting fucked by corporations, not just the US.
Call me when everyone in the world isn't elected through money.

Call me when you have a first amendment.
 
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Historians are still arguing over this very thing today and we expect teenagers to weigh in with their learned opinions? At least some of them admit to their ignorance; contrary to popular belief that's often the most intelligent position to take on a matter.
i think the civil war was started over how little involvement the southern states had in the federal government and how the federal government had a lot of involvement in how the southern states acted. i think there's a story about how some of the southern states literally removed a president from their ballots entirely (which admittedly is extremely wrong) and yet he still got elected. slaves had a big part in being the catalist of the civil war, but it wasn't 100% the cause of the civil war. overall, i don't think states now a-days have this issue anymore.

take this opinion with a grain of salt though because yesterday i tried to remove a pin from a barrel by hammering the tip of a 5.56x45mm bullet against it.
 
Is there anything more insignificant than knowing about the two ships that brought slaves to America? Literally, who gives a fuck? Even the Mayflower and the other boats. Fuck their names, they don't matter. The people on them do. History is an analysis of our past and the factors that brought about certain actions.

Also, most Americans don't know jack shit about ANY history, let alone black history. Read 'Lies My Teacher Told Me' and the gulf between the College and High School Teacher are gigantic. High School American History classes barely get up to fucking WWII and its 20 years away from being a century ago. They can't even get into the Korean War, the Vietnam war or anything after that that shaped the modern world. Nearly everyone gets left out and its white men because they can't even get to Jim fucking Crow, let alone the factors in reconstruction that fucked up the South for basically over a hundred years.

Black History Month is an utterly pointless endeavor, because people don't know their own history, they don't care about it, and they certainly don't give a fuck about other people's history. For the vast majority of people, Rosa Parks and MLK are enough. Malcom X gets a brief pass. The most normal people encounter black history month is: "Shit, why are there more black movies on? Oh, Black History Month." That is literally fucking it.



All of them were the products of their time. America wasn't a fucking super power since 1792, Canada burned down the fucking White House in 1812. You can't retroactively brand people 'white supremacists' before a concept even existed. It was Europe Supremacy, because Europe had conquered the fucking Earth. Fuckface, if you told these people they were white supremacists, they'd be confused as THEY HAD FOUGHT A FUCKING WAR WITH THE BRITISH SO HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WHITE SUPREMACISTS. WHEN BRITAIN WAS THE EMPIRE OF LITERALLY MOST OF THE EARTH.

This faggot has no fucking clue as to what he's talking about. And honestly, nobody gives a shit about black history month. Nobody does, not even black people.



Call me when I get arrested for telling jokes.
Call me when I get arrested for a blunt butter knife.
Call me when I get arrested for words on a screen that might offend 3 people or less.
Call me when our government spend more time policing Twitter than arresting pedophiles.
Call me when our government starts sucking the dick of the UN.
Call me when our government is bound by directives from foreign governments.
Call me when our government stops newspapers from printing the real offender's race, picture and name.
Call me when our police are too afraid of being called racist for doing their job they let grooming gangs rape girls and boys.
Call me when in the US a 89 year old woman goes to jail for 14 months over something she posted on social media.
Call me when the US stops having a concept of fair use.
Call me when the US uses 'Asian' for everyone over the shade of beige.
Call me when the US censors fucking everything in sight.
Call me when the US entertainment companies, including PBS have mandated racial quotas no matter the content.
Call me when the world stops getting fucked by corporations, not just the US.
Call me when everyone in the world isn't elected through money.

Call me when you have a first amendment.

That why no likes you euro faggots, when your law system makes everything that isn't explicitly legal, illegal and you can't have laws based on Judicial rulings, but at least you're still white and that is the main thing.

Call me when your country adopts and follows common law rather than civil law.
 
That why no likes you euro faggots, when your law system makes every that isn't explicitly legal, illegal and you can't have laws based on Judicial rulings, but at least still white.

Call me when your country adopts and follows common law rather than civil law.
the problem with a lot of european nations is that thousands of square kilometers of a country are dictated and governed by people in a single city purely because the city has a population advantage
 
I don't agree with the language of this article completely but the underlying message is pretty much correct. The guy's got a point, Black History Month was pretty much a thing invented for white people to feel better about themselves and stave off dat white guilt. The majority of black people I've met give zero fucks about it and its also not very effective for getting white people to give a shit since a bunch of racist assholes just use it as an excuse to get all pissed off about now niggers are ruining everything and so on.

Whole thing's a big stupid waste of time. When he said its not Black History, its American History, he's right. You want to bring people together and end prejudice? Then tell the whole story from start to finish, have it be the story of us, if we really are all in this fight together.
 
I don't agree with the language of this article completely but the underlying message is pretty much correct. The guy's got a point, Black History Month was pretty much a thing invented for white people to feel better about themselves and stave off dat white guilt. The majority of black people I've met give zero fucks about it and its also not very effective for getting white people to give a shit since a bunch of racist assholes just use it as an excuse to get all pissed off about now niggers are ruining everything and so on.
The only place or institution that even cares about Black History Month is academia.

So when you're in school or something like that, you see this shit everywhere. Otherwise, hoots aren't given unless you're listening to some kind of R&B radio channel or on BET or TVOne. Kinda sad, but true.
 
Here is the Baby Take™

Vast majority of this is common knowledge.
So, to protect the fragile ego of white America, we lie to kids and tell them Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves;
Emphasised in education that this is a misunderstanding.

that the Founding Fathers weren’t white supremacists; that slave owners weren’t racist because things were “different back then”
Outright lie. The only part of history where racism is underplayed is Lincoln and the Union. Wonder why.... :thinking:

that the Confederate flag is part of Southern heritage;
Uh, in maybe, Arkansas. Most states consider it taboo. Sometimes you can't even show the flag in projects on the Civil War.
and that Martin Luther King never blamed white people for the shit that white people did.
True enough. I remember quotes about him disliking white passivity and his work for unions was briefly mentioned.

Common Core, College Board, and myriad other federal initiatives have curriculum emphasize the genocide and mistreatment of natives, that the Founding Fathers were racist, and women's contribution during World War 2 and all sorts of gay shit.

All in all, I agree with the sentiment but the parts that are white-washed (hah) are mostly in favor of liberal icons (FDR and Lincoln) with MLK's legacy being a notable exception.

They, of course, can't just talk about that so they talk about the outlier shitholes of the southeast that fetishize the foundations of this country to a comical extent.

They cherry-pick to make the problem seem more pervasive than it actually is instead of focusing on the examples that are uniform throughout the entire country. It would make a far more meaningful, albeit less flashy article.

Then I remember that they noted SPLC's TRUE and HONEST cause of the Civil War ("muh slavery") which brings me back to reality and slaps me with the fact that this person loves truthisms as long as they're race-critical or whatever the fuck.

We could have been on the same side, Mr. Root but you're just as intellectually dishonest as the boomers in highschool academia or any of the dumbfucks in this thread.
 
Black fake history month would be cooler if they were less flashy about it and talked about real stuff. It isn't like special attention isn't payed to blacks every other month as well. Never forget the like 3 black secretaries that are somehow responsible for the moon landing.

I don't shuck and jive, I fuck and take a dive.
Typical negroid "Muh dick" response.
 
Normal people don't want to be "otherized", nobody wants the classroom to look at you when the teacher mentions there is a whole month dedicated at you because of your skin color. These activists complain about how America wasn't for them but they don't want to be part of it, they want the teacher to point at then and say "you are different, congratulations for being black".

And it's not just blacks.
 
When did any American history class say slave owners weren't racist? :stress:

If that many high school seniors don't know about the 13th amendment, perhaps take that as a sign that the American school system is failing them and it's going to get worse until 19th century Russian serfs seem more educated. That's a tragedy for everyone but the most powerful.

At about the same time they claimed that we're not teaching our children how to understand children of color as human beings.
 
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I grew up in a shithole neighborhood and currently live in a diverse but shithole adjacent neighborhood (polocks are pierogi niggers and I think they're horrible.) As bad as ghetto blacks act, they don't try to bargain at the checkout like it's a third world open air market. "You give discount! Now!". I saw this best buy employee go "Why?" and smirk. Ole Yaroslaw Douchecowski really lost his shit then.

They (blacks) cause their own fucking problems without any cracker assed guidance. I have no guilt, don't plan on having any.
 
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