Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pizza Sloth]

Oh boy

Chantal: uses two “Cooking with Foodie Beauty“ intros
Also Chantal: shows no cooking in the video whatsoever

ALABAMA CHICKEN AND SUPER CHEESY BROCCOLI CASSEROLE
2,120 views•Feb 5, 2020
Video Summary:

Sorry for the double post..watching the new video now. I'm three minutes in, and she is admitting she paid for this new fancy intro that is an animated cooking thing as many other youtube channels do*, and she is saying she's a cooking show, and has a caption and says she forgot to film the cooking part of it. Though she does smoothies for her breakfast (not a meal by her eating plan I'm betting) because she is not a morning person and doesn't want to cook in the morning. She bought potato salad at farm boy because 'peeling potatoes' and blames lack of a peeler from being packed for the fumigation - or I dunno, cook potatoes and maybe leave the skins on which for a potato salad is okay? . And OMG she had to actually like, use the stove and oven to heat food because the microwave broke.

How the fuck does she not realize that she's managed to fail in her inaugural cooking theme by complaining about making a breakfast like scrambled eggs where she could even do a frittata or egg bake and just heat shit up or do overnight oats?

Oh I know.. it's a cookbang without the cooking and just the mukbang!!!!!!

The side is a keto broccoli casserole, which is 'not the healthiest' but is keto friendly but she's not doing keto. Key ingredients is cream cheese, sour cream, broccoli, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, garlic but she did make that. Yet she just fucking posted how cheese is a trigger food, it's high in calories, and gives her the shits, didn't she? And again, the portion is way too much. it's like 2 cups.

Chicken is pre-marinated from Farm Boy so she only heated it up. It's "Alabama" chicken but she doesn't know what that is, I guess because she can't read labels and too lazy to google it so asking viewers to ask her.

She needs a microwave for mashed potatoes.... uhhhh mashed potatoes is one of the easiest things to cook on the stove. Boil water, add potatoes. Drain. Mash. Add in some butter, maybe milk and salt and pepper. No microwave needed..

She's trying to find ways to not be a raging bitch and not have anxiety attacks in public like grocery shopping, and she's doing CBT to help with anxiety by deep breathing and finding her mental happy place. She went to Farm Boy with Gams and apparently going to Farm Boy is anxiety triggering and stressful for her (yet she goes all the time and never mentioned a fear of supermarkets ever...)

Apparently screaming kids are everywhere, people shop at 1:00 PM on Wednesdays (OMG, the horror!) She's whining at the entrance impulse buy sale items because people stop to get stuff, and this is a trigger for her. Sounded like an elderly lady... and again mentions screaming kids. She not being able to have kids seems to be compatible.

So she had anxiety so tried some of these coping techniques by going to the bread section and does deep breathing. And a kid "Mommy is that lady going crazy" so she got caught and embarrassed. One said "that's a big lady" but she managed to go through the store and was okay, overall! SHe was aware of when she was getting pissed off about somethin stupid like aisle blockers.

She has a band aid from a paper cut. She's going to make something more exciting tomorrow and oh joy! The mangos are ripe! She's going to cut them up and freeze them for smoothies. Carrots she'll use for juicing or something. But she's not going to waste the food goyz! You know?

And she was craving the broccoli - which after that huge ass bag you think she would have enough to eat everyday for a month. She admits she doubled up on the casserole because she didn't do the mashed potatoes. Though she did use the casserole cheese sauce as a dip for her chicken.

She'll be home Alllllllllll day tomorrow so she can focus on getting her kitchen in order, cooking something and doing a video for us goyz!

I don't know what happened to her to suddenly have some sort of Farm Boy anxiety, but it feels more or less not social anxiety but she's got some fucked up rage issues.

*this link is to a video to a channel called Soulful T, a black single mother in the Washington DC who started her channel doing ghetto home cooking which is something some may find relatable. She's a larger woman, and her recipes really are helpful especially for those on a budget who want to learn home cooking recipes. Nothing fancy, gourmet, just home cooking from a Mom doing amateur videos. But the thing is, she actually COOKS.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

These two intros are so hilarious cheesy, so inappropriate for her channel and wildly off the mark they deserve preserving on their own. "Foodie Beauty's Cooking Show" (that skinny arm lmao) or "Cooking With Foodie Beauty", I can't even. Missing: kitchen roaches. She's an actual chef now guys, a true Foodie. Move over Babish, move over stroked-out Jack Scalfani. Fuck Emmy. Where the fuck do ""fun vlogs"" fit into this new random channel direction?

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Imagine being unaware of who Foodie Beauty is and coming across that cute intro where a skinny hand chops, tosses and cooks veggies...

...only to cut to a 400lbs lardass with hooves, jaw-clicking on Arby’s.

 

[PatTraverse]

That first intro is a complete and utter fabrication. Everyone knows that Chantal cooks vegetables by throwing them on a cookie sheet, putting them in the oven and letting them burn to a crisp before serving them with a ton of cheese and sauce on them.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

That first intro is a complete and utter fabrication. Everyone knows that Chantal cooks vegetables by throwing them on a cookie sheet, putting them in the oven and letting them burn to a crisp before serving them with a ton of cheese and sauce on them.

Doesn't she cook veg by buying them from the ready meal section at Farm Boy? She won't even mash a potato...

 

[DongMiguel]

Chantal's story about her breathing exercises sound to me like she's trying to cover from the last video where she stopped and attempted to catch her breath multiple times. Not a coincidence that was in a store too.

 

[literally low-key]

The most interesting part of her day was someone blocking her way into Farmboy.

She was intentionally smearing that gloppy cheese all over her face. Cute.

 

[Scrim]

If she tried to give that chicken to anyone from Alabama she'd get a face full of 00 buckshot.

I don't know what Farm Boy thinks is "Alabama" about the chicken. It doesn't have white sauce on it like North Bama BBQ has. It looks like a sad, poorly seasoned, dry piece of chicken. But of course chinny inhaled it in a couple of mouthfuls. Got to fill that never ending void somehow.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Chantal's story about her breathing exercises sound to me like she's trying to cover from the last video where she stopped and attempted to catch her breath multiple times. Not a coincidence that was in a store too.

Very that. And also... allergies could have been affecting her too, remember that.

 

[raritycunt]

Very that. And also... allergies could have been affecting her too, remember that.
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Of course it’s an allergy, nothing at all to do with the fact that she’s a 500lb lardass who does no exercise and everything she eats has to be smothered in cheese sauce. Of course Chantal.

 

[Painted Pig]

Oh boy

Chantal: uses two “Cooking with Foodie Beauty“ intros
Also Chantal: shows no cooking in the video whatsoever

the comments are all asspats or fools new to her channel. looks like she approved this one so she could get that epic line in



also, at 1:17 she says she didn't unpack the kitchen because she was depressed and watching Love Island.
I remember a few months back her saying she watches the show Euphoria. A show where the main character has crippling depression and watches... you guessed it. she's not making a reference or a wink to the show either. she's just so vapid and void of any personality she literally adopts personas from tv characters and youtubers. what a fat idiot.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I gotta hand it to her. Just when I find her at her most unlikable and obnoxious, she makes it worse.

A cooking show with no cooking, just eating supermarket chicken, and a whole fucking mess of cheese on the side. It is a crime against humanity what she did to that broccoli.

Her joke about can openers was not only not funny, it came across as hostile and unhinged.

Her breathing is the worst I have ever heard it. She is huffing and puffing to just get sentences out.

Her fancy intros are so smarmy and cutesy, and so not the clod and klutz we know, ignorant of everything related to food. It doesn't matter anyway; if she manages just one cooking show, I will be amazed. Two is beyond her physical capabilities, plus she is too kookoo now to last two days on anything. Plus, her "cooking" is remarkably lulzy and dumb; Amberlynn would scoff at it.

Here's the shit she was eating on her cooking show, fwiw:

Well, we saw what it looked like, and it sure doesn't look as delicious as they try to make it sound. Clotso wasn't rolling her eyes backwards and ticcing, that's for sure.

Sorry she couldn't manage to warm up the mashed potatoes. At least she has her stupid bean pickles.

She sounds so fucking bored and enervated, as if she's putting in effort just to fucking eat.

Anxiety...munch munch munch click click munch...I'm trying to find ways not to be a raging bitch and have anxiety attacks in public...

I love when she says "I am using Cognitive Behavior Therapy methods to deal with anxiety" Horseshit. She is unable to even paraphrase whatever stupid thing she was watching on YouTube, but she still has to lecture us on how to fucking breathe. "I picture a fireball in my chest getting bigger and bigger, and then I blow it out"

As for her stories about her anxiety in supermarkets, it is one of the most remarkable revelations she has made, if it is true. She has had anxiety attacks before; there is a good one she filmed from the parking lot of a mall that she was unable to enter where she looks peeved at herself and announces "Well the trip to the mall was a flop! I just had a panic attack!" But what if she is freaking out in front of customers?

So she bitches about the normies in the store, bitches about kids, bitches about the displays, and just bitches, while she looks like this:

I mean, fuckin' hell. She was hard to take before, but this pointless ranting really is hard to sit through. She sounds fatuous and flatulent, utterly intolerant. And then she is fucking talking about her own diarrhea again.

I would love to see her freaking out in a supermarket, while horrified children scream and frightened mothers shield them.

"They don't understand, right?" she says, in reference to children who notice she is big. I don't know what she thinks they don't understand; it seems they know a fucking beast when they see one.

She praises herself for her new anxiety-breathing technique while her mouth is full of food, she is chewing, and swallowing, and clicking, and getting shit all over her face, and yet she lectures us on how to breathe.

This is a half-hearted effort at best by even her usual standards, which she seems to realize, so she promises to make something more exciting tomorrow.

Her mouth is full as she goes on and on about how she drinks smoothies and "incorporates more fruit and vegetables into her diet anyway" She was craving the broccoli. Funny, because it was drowned in half a dozen cheeses.

Bo-ring. A fat loser who has prepared nothing for a video, eats disgusting looking food, complains about things that are her own fault, and is revolting to look at. But tomorrow will be better.

 

[chantalisfat]

Very that. And also... allergies could have been affecting her too, remember that.
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Allergic to what? Cat shit? Cat urine? What a moron.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I don't think she has anxiety about grocery stores. I think she has anxiety in general. And I honestly can't blame her. Look at her. If I looked like she did, I would be freaked out being around normal people too. She's a complete fucking spectacle. Can you imagine seeing a 500 pound woman waddling along, clinging to a cart for support, wheezing and gasping, sweating and ruddy faced in the middle of Canadian winter? Honestly, part of me wonders why she doesn't just do the online grocery shopping thing. But I think if she did that, that would be the end of her. She already admitted that she has fast food delivered these days, so she's clearly discovered UberEats. If she figured out she could have groceries delivered too, she'd never leave the house again.

 

[Gawdamit]

Chantal was unusually weird in this video. I had a hard time watching her

 

[Beluga]

The way she smeared cheese all over her mouth and then proceeded to lick it off while looking at herself in the viewfinder was gross. Also, the way she holds cutlery like a rètarded kid who's just learning to cut its own food is always baffling to me.

She said that she doesn't get why people make fun of people who get off by watching people eat, while there are other people who get off on the sound of an opening can. First of all, who the hell are these can-lovers? Second of all, Chantal better be defending her probable only source of income: feeders.

She seemed a little off today, she's probably so anxious and scared about the reactions and comments she'll get that. I love it. Keep on eaiting and "cooking" Chantal. I missed you.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I’m calling it now. Rather than get a “cooking video” we will get a community post with some lame ass excuse like “muh anxiety” or “too busy”.

 

[Pout*s*ine]

ok, here's what I'd like to know: she said she found a lot of dead roaches after the disinfection.
But did she get rid of them?
Because I think she's so horrid that it didn't even occur to her that she has to vacuum or sweep them. It makes my skin crawl, my god.
Let's face it - it's not just her kitchen that's unpacked, it freaking everything and summer will be here before she manages to unpack. The carcasses of dead roaches will turn into dust before she starts unpacking and then new roaches will populate her sty.
What a life, my god, what a life.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

What a life, my god, what a life.

I think calling what she has a life is being very generous. She exists, takes up space and eats the same quantity as a small nation. That’s all.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I think calling what she has a life is being very generous. She exists, takes up space and eats the same quantity as a small nation. That’s all.

She is a vice not a life, gluttony incarnate. Existing only as a lesson to those who look upon her wretched misery and turn to a better life.


I personally would love to watch a chantel cooking show, but it would need to be uncut. Nothing would be funnier than watching her struggle to cut potatoes, get enraged at a cut of fish stuck to a pan, her complete bewilderment at her cream sauce both curdling and burning at the same time.

Maybe if we are lucky she will have a stroke and can be twinsies with old jack salmonella scalfani!