Snowflake Abby Brown

I think you're right. He hasn't posted anything about her in a long time. She posted this earlier today
 

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Unless Abby's parents move away with her, I have an eerie feeling one of them is gonna OD and die and the other is gonna kill themselves when they find the body. A murder-suicide of sorts.
They definitely have a very unhealthy codependent relationship. And I sincerely doubt fat Willie would ever suicide himself over Abby. I can unfortunately see her doing that though.
 
Is she still actually working or is that another gift from mommy and daddy? If she actually bought it herself, then good for her, it's not a bad looking car.
 
I would seriously think she has neither the resources nor the credit to be buying a car on her own- no way in hell. This has to be something her parents did or at least co-signed for. Nothing we have seen here suggests she has anywhere near this buying power. Unless it was one of those skeevy car dealers who forced the paperwork through just to repo the car in 3 months to stick her with the bill when she fails to pay one month and then resell it to the next shit tier edgelord with well off parents. Either way I don’t see it as being anything other then rent/tugboat funded. Maybe a gentle nudge from mom and dad to gtfo?
 
Her parents are loaded and coddle her, and she says her dad was in the car when she first got in it. It’s super easy to figure out Abby didn’t buy it.

The car is another accessory that can be replaced/modified depending on Abby’s current fad. I look forward to her trashing it to get a pink minivan when she goes ice coffee soccer mom or something.
 
She said her dad co-signed the lease. He’s probably going to be paying the car note himself to avoid his own credit getting trashed. A 2019 model with low mileage like that, the payments aren’t going to be that cheap. There’s no way Abby could afford those payments (and car insurance) by herself with whatever part time job she has. Man, it must be nice to have well off parents that coddle you into your late 20’s.

Like Tesco said, the idea of her driving on the myriad of heavy medications she’s sporadically on and off is unsettling. She’s also claimed to have intentionally crashed her car in a past suicide attempt.
 
She said her dad co-signed the lease. He’s probably going to be paying the car note himself to avoid his own credit getting trashed. A 2019 model with low mileage like that, the payments aren’t going to be that cheap. There’s no way Abby could afford those payments (and car insurance) by herself with whatever part time job she has. Man, it must be nice to have well off parents that coddle you into your late 20’s.

Like Tesco said, the idea of her driving on the myriad of heavy medications she’s sporadically on and off is unsettling. She’s also claimed to have intentionally crashed her car in a past suicide attempt.
Eh, looks like a base model Kia Soul. Even if dad put nothing down, the payment is max $280/month. I'm sure Abby's driving habits, car insurance, and proclivity towards erratic behavior are expensive, but the car itself isn't too costly.
eta: even super low mileage isn't bad. No more than $350/mo. with no money down.
 

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I think you're right. He hasn't posted anything about her in a long time. She posted this earlier today

Why in the fuck does Abby always stand knock-kneed like she need to have a wee?

Also, is that a real dog in those pics or some kind of rip-off muppet? If it’s a real dog, the things that poor animal has seen and heard...
 
Why in the fuck does Abby always stand knock-kneed like she need to have a wee?

Also, is that a real dog in those pics or some kind of rip-off muppet? If it’s a real dog, the things that poor animal has seen and heard...

If I recall correctly, knock knees was quite common in emo poses. Even guys did it
 
Why in the fuck does Abby always stand knock-kneed like she need to have a wee?

Also, is that a real dog in those pics or some kind of rip-off muppet? If it’s a real dog, the things that poor animal has seen and heard...

Yes it's a real dog. She's always dragging the poor thing along with her, dressing it up and/or dyeing it in whatever matches her current phases. Although I haven't seen it move in awhile so maybe it's stuffed at this point.
 
Oh good more piercings. I give it a month before she takes it out and never mentions it again.
 
This kid needs to get away from Hog and find some friends that actually treat her like an adult. And tell her when she's a fucking t.ard. Same goes for her parents.

Imagine her still being ole Abby with like 40. Going through a new phase every 2 months. 40 yo Em0sKelLingToN trailertrash. With Hog farting onto the tv chair of fucking course.

btw I'm salty because she still didn't do a weeb phase
 
Just like how it happens with Luna, I am actually very surprised that these people's piercings and tattoos never get infected. They live in filth and have erratic behaviors, no routines, and are often too sucked up into their own mental illnesses to recognize what is happening in the real world.

There is no way Abby keeps clean and disinfected her piercings, and yet she never had pus or infections around them.
 
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