Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah, if he's blundered his way into a drug dealing operation and he's messing with them, it's not going to end well for him.

That said, he often calls people he doesn't like meth addicts, so who knows.

The funny thing is even if he had no actual proof and hadn't seen anything to actually know these people are dealers its possible that he could bullshit his way into threatening to turn them in as dealers and inadvertently end up threatening real drug dealers by sheer accident and stupidity on his part. In a way that would be even worse for him cause there is no way they would buy his 'I was just joking' or 'it was all a lie to pwn the kiwis' that he would end up reverting to when said dealers start thinking hes a threat to their business in the building

It would be kind of poetic justice in a way, lying to threaten people he thought didn't actually exist to sound tough only to have it backfire on him and get him killed. Truly a fitting end for someone like him when you think about it

Or on a similar note, his threats could get around the building indirectly by word of mouth or the notes on his door or whatever and somebody could show up looking for him who he doesn't even know. Same end result. He's digging a serious hole for himself with this one. Its not like he could run to the cops or the manager either. Best case scenario there he's not a snitch to the management and the cops, and considering the problems that would cause for everyone involved he would be more than likely to get kicked out for dangerous behavior even if they do somehow intervene to save his ass

Even if he somehow avoids that fate, it still doesn't change the fact that he is clearly engaging in much more dangerous and questionable behavior than he used to with all these threats. So there is clearly some degeneration in his mental state going on, which shouldn't be surprising to anyone. But no matter how you look at it, he's pretty much fucked one way or another. If his stupidity doesn't get him outright killed or thrown out of the building, his deteriorating mental state will if it keeps pushing him to do stupid things like this
 
I am starting to think this is all just schizo talk from Lucas and he isn't doing shit, besides spouting nonsense on Facebook. I agree this should get him in trouble, but I am not confident that it really will. Even if some SOFALAW people email his agency saying "Look, look, look at what Lucas said!"

People underestimate how underpaid and unappreciated people who work in social services are. With that, they get super jaded and they honestly don't care. So, in the case of Lucas they feel not much can be done and it is not worth the effort to try. It is often times a lot of work to make things happen like kicking him out, that they will not make the effort to do it.

With Lucas, we never know. It is possible he has the ability to act stupid and actually do something like this. Especially with him going on an alcohol bender with our tax dollars. Lucas thinks he is a comedian, so maybe this is him just making jokes? I am interested to see where this leads to, but I am not yet sure this will be imminent doom for him just yet.

The funny thing is even if he had no actual proof and hadn't seen anything to actually know these people are dealers its possible that he could bullshit his way into threatening to turn them in as dealers and inadvertently end up threatening real drug dealers by sheer accident and stupidity on his part. In a way that would be even worse for him cause there is no way they would buy his 'I was just joking' or 'it was all a lie to pwn the kiwis' that he would end up reverting to when said dealers start thinking hes a threat to their business in the building

It would be kind of poetic justice in a way, lying to threaten people he thought didn't actually exist to sound tough only to have it backfire on him and get him killed. Truly a fitting end for someone like him when you think about it

Or on a similar note, his threats could get around the building indirectly by word of mouth or the notes on his door or whatever and somebody could show up looking for him who he doesn't even know. Same end result. He's digging a serious hole for himself with this one. Its not like he could run to the cops or the manager either. Best case scenario there he's not a snitch to the management and the cops, and considering the problems that would cause for everyone involved he would be more than likely to get kicked out for dangerous behavior even if they do somehow intervene to save his ass

Even if he somehow avoids that fate, it still doesn't change the fact that he is clearly engaging in much more dangerous and questionable behavior than he used to with all these threats. So there is clearly some degeneration in his mental state going on, which shouldn't be surprising to anyone. But no matter how you look at it, he's pretty much fucked one way or another. If his stupidity doesn't get him outright killed or thrown out of the building, his deteriorating mental state will if it keeps pushing him to do stupid things like this
 
Do people even take him seriously or when he does stuff like this they just think there goes Crazy Lucas again.
Lucas will act like an internet tough guy or a comedian online but people who have known him IRL say he's a total wimp, but he is prone to violent outbursts, the most infamous being the DV incident where he threw a glass against a wall.

It's always amazing to see what depths of insanity Crazy Lucas will sink to next.
Throwing the glass in the restaurant was the start, but the DV conviction was due to what happened back at Suzanne's house when she kicked him out and he went psycho on her. So far fear of the law reigns him in, but the older he gets, the more desperate he may get that it could overcome the fear.

Also, Lucas admitted he was violent when he lived with his parent(s). Parents are reluctant to calling the police on their child. There would likely be more DV arrests on his record if his parents had turned him in due to his violent outbursts.
 
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I love the patterns here. For two hundred pages there have been posts that say, “Lucas has finally done it. He’s back to the psych ward” and it doesn’t happen.

I love the optimism of “his handlers can’t ignore THIS!”

jfc. Lucas isn’t lucky. He’s a testament to a broken mental health system.

maybe he will see street justice but he isn’t getting in any trouble with his housing or handlers.
 
I love the patterns here. For two hundred pages there have been posts that say, “Lucas has finally done it. He’s back to the psych ward” and it doesn’t happen.

I love the optimism of “his handlers can’t ignore THIS!”

jfc. Lucas isn’t lucky. He’s a testament to a broken mental health system.

maybe he will see street justice but he isn’t getting in any trouble with his housing or handlers.
Been thinking his handlers have been dragging their heals is maybe Eastern State Hospital considers him a liability and don't want him back. He had access to and was creeping on the young women in the mental hospital and even made a video about his "Success with Mentally Ill Women". He is "infamous" and if he assaults a young woman in the mental hospital, heads are going to roll for they can't fall back that they didn't know he is a predator.
 
So far no repercussions. Just cryposting as usual.
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Mental hospitals figure some of their patients might be violent or combative due to the nature of their illness. If Lucas is acting violent if he goes back in the psych ward they'll put him in a room separate from the other patients.
He said when he was in the mental hospital, he'd be up to 3 am with one of the young women. He doesn't have to go full on violent psycho to manipulate a young woman who already is in a mentally unstable position.
 
It's not just neglect/disinterest in the system that causes people like Lucas to do whatever they want until they kill someone or die, there is so little funding that it's impossible to allocate resources to people like Lucas who you can (mostly) leave to their own devices without attacking people in the streets. The only level beyond this is the criminal justice system, which is the only guaranteed buffer between him and the rest of society, but if anything his behaviour needs to become even more extreme before they will show an interest either. To everybody involved he's just a terminal annoyance, much like habitual petty criminals who rack up hundreds of arrests but rarely seem to end up in jail for long.
 
I love the patterns here. For two hundred pages there have been posts that say, “Lucas has finally done it. He’s back to the psych ward” and it doesn’t happen.

I love the optimism of “his handlers can’t ignore THIS!”

jfc. Lucas isn’t lucky. He’s a testament to a broken mental health system.

maybe he will see street justice but he isn’t getting in any trouble with his housing or handlers.

Agreed. There are thousands of Lucas Werners around. The only difference is most dont embarrass themselves online, and frankly his shenanigans are mild compared to a lot of mentally ill pedos
 
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Lucas is never going to face any real repercussions for his behaviour, let's stop getting our hopes up. There are pages upon pages online of the disturbing things he does, and since he has no job or friends he can't actually lose anything else beyond this one room apartment which his handlers are clearly too overworked and underpaid to give a shit about since they know how much of a coward he is irl. Unless he tries to groom a child again in public, which I imagine is the one thing he's learned not to since it got him this attention in the first place. The best you can hope is someone in Spokane, most likely another resident at Pioneer, has enough of his creepy shit and physically confronts him about it.

That being said, I do hope someone at least takes down or writes on his notes he leaves around, it will at least create some interesting videos due to his paranoia of Sofalaw/Kiwifarms being behind everything bad that happens to him.
 
TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Lucas is never going to face any real repercussions for his behaviour, let's stop getting our hopes up

Yes he will. Perhaps not today, or over this particular incident, but sooner or later he' cross a line nobody can ignore. Intentionally or because his mental health hit rock bottom. Lets not forget he is an untreated diabetic, unmedicated schitzo and morbidly obese with what will inevitably be increasing health problems, both mental and physical. His mental state will get worse (and if threatening blackmail and rape as if its nothing proves nothing else its that he has degenerated mentally, the lucas of a year or two ago wouldn't be that stupid) He's a schitzo dam with a ton of cracks in it already and inevitably that dam is going to burst one way or another

As another poster pointed out, lucas has a violent history even with his own family that he admitted himself. Its likely what prompted his first trip to the nuthouse back in 2000. Chances are, like was mentioned, that his criminal record would be more extensive DV wise if his family had pressed charges over it. tbh they didn't do him any favors in the long run by not doing so. Might have been the kick in the ass he needed to cut out some of his behavior. He also by his own admission is a scammer that ripped a woman off of $400. and given several of his stalkerish and filming incidents, not to mention the leaving candy and notes around.... I don't think hes a timid or unlikely to do something as some people seem to think he is. He's more the type that will do something if he thinks its likely he won't get caught, or if he gets desperate enough to have nothing to lose. Its unwise to underestimate predatory behavior in anybody as you never really know what people are capable of or whats really going on in their heads

TelemeresDaddy69 said:
his handlers are clearly too overworked and underpaid to give a shit about since they know how much of a coward he is irl

I'm not saying they aren't. I am saying they're not doing their job at this point if they are ignoring rape and blackmail threats of any kind. At a bare minimum that requires them to make it clear to him its not appropriate behavior even if they don't take it further than that. If they ignore it and he does something to someone, pretty much ever, that person can come back and claim they were willfully turning a blind eye to red flags and sue them and the company that runs the building, if not worse. At a bare minimum they should be showing they did literally anything, even if its just a stern warning to cover their own asses. But that aside, like I said, its unwise to underestimate people like lucas. Some in his position flat out play stupid to get just that kind of response so people will pay less attention to their predatory behavior. I don't think lucas is smart enough to do that but its still a dangerous mentality to have

TelemeresDaddy69 said:
That being said, I do hope someone at least takes down or writes on his notes he leaves around,

Speaking of which, i'm mildly surprised nobody has tried to fuck with him by posting copycat notes that are even creepier and overt than what he writes, signing his info the same way he does and posting them around to get him in trouble. Its not like anyone would believe it wasn't him given his history

Particle Bored said:
I love this... I get the image of Lucas as a black-ops interrogator whipping a tied-up graybeard with an extension cord... "Where the ovulating zoomer honies at?! I know you have the intel we need!! TALK!!!"

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

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Well now it all makes sense....picard is the original greybeard

mothman96 said:
He said when he was in the mental hospital, he'd be up to 3 am with one of the young women. He doesn't have to go full on violent psycho to manipulate a young woman who already is in a mentally unstable position.

Yes but they know his history (especially after the incident with sending that woman gifts that he met inside the last time) so they'll keep an eye on him. I mean its a psych ward, thats literally their job. Like the other poster said, if he tries something he'll either get put in segregation or arrested if its serious enough. Psych wards are designed to deal with people like lucas after all

WhiskerBiscuit said:
I love the optimism of “his handlers can’t ignore THIS!”

Its not optimism, legally they can't ignore threats like that. He literally put in writing his intent to commit two felonies including coerced rape. It is literally their job and a legal requirement of their job to step in and put a stop to that exact kind of behavior. They may not do so, but if they don't they aren't doing their job and their are assuming a considerable liability if he ever does carry out a similar threat on anyone, pretty much any time. To put it simply, they're idiots for not at least warning him and covering their asses

Whisker Biscuit said:
maybe he will see street justice but he isn’t getting in any trouble with his housing or handlers

That would change very quickly if someone were to contact his handlers, show them what he said and include the phrase 'put a stop to it now or i'm contacting the media and several womens rights groups and informing them of how you are willingly turning a blind eye to a mentally ill man with DV and stalking charges making overt threats of rape to people inside and outside his building'

Note i'm not saying to do that by any means, i'm simply stating that if someone did, there would be no chance in hell that they wouldn't be putting a stop to that behavior immediately. They do not want that kind of stuff getting spread far and wide by the media, it would be a shitshow for them, especially in a state like washington[/quote]
 
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Speaking of which, i'm mildly surprised nobody has tried to fuck with him by posting copycat notes that are even creepier and overt than what he writes, signing his info the same way he does and posting them around to get him in trouble. Its not like anyone would believe it wasn't him given his history
Surprised myself, though I figure they're probably paranoid about being seen doing it or not being able to copy his writing style or something, Lucas' reputation and him being stupid enough to sign his own notes make it hard to deny if they did. I'd love to see the video/post reaction to him seeing "Its not in the cards for you creep" written all over his notes. Then again I wouldn't want to touch them for fear of catching mrsa, then again I'd be paranoid 24/7 about catching mrsa if I lived in Spokane at this point with how many public places he contaminates to leer at children.
 
Or if he's so out of it he has no clue he's fucking with someone dangerous.
Lucas is well known for many things, but reading people and situations isn't one of them.

Still, he is cowardly enough, and has enough raw animal cunning, to generally avoid drawing the attention of dangerous critters.

It is difficult to acknowledge this, because it is more pleasant to go the route of speculative Werner fanfic, and imagine him encountering street justice, getting shanked in jail, etc.

Lucas is never going to face any real repercussions for his behaviour, let's stop getting our hopes up. There are pages upon pages online of the disturbing things he does, and since he has no job or friends he can't actually lose anything else beyond this one room apartment which his handlers are clearly too overworked and underpaid to give a shit about since they know how much of a coward he is irl.
I agree, and I think a major point is that Lucas is a tard of no importance. Nothing he's said or done recently matters to anyone but us and SOFALAW. Maybe he'll do something that matters to the authorities some day, but for now nobody is paying attention.

Still, I think you underestimate how easy it would be to banished from his fart chamber. Lucas' housing isn't a standard landlord/tenant situation. There are extra rules he's got to follow, covering things like guests, etc. And there are people to enforce those rules if they must. Plenty of people to fill his bed when he screws up.
 
If you were gonna fuck with Lucas IRL the best way to do it would not be making fake Lucas attraction signs but posting warning signs all around his building warning young honies that their poonaners were in danger. Now THAT would make for some interesting videos. Speaking of, he’s been silent on YouTube for a while now I wonder if they put him in check?

Lucas probably won’t get in trouble for the blackmailing but if he really did it and he’s not full of shit that means he did it and got away with it. This may embolden him to bigger and bigger things to score pussy and somewhere down the line he might fuck himself.
 
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