TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

RumblyTumbly said:
Part of me is hoping Spoony winds up back at his parents' house, and then he live streams from their basement, and his mom walks in on him while he's live streaming.

"NOAH! Remember to take out the trash!"
"MA! I'm working!"
"Sure, lets call what you do working"
"Don't. Tell Me. How to live ma!"
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This needs to happen during every live stream.
 
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UnclePhil said:
This needs to happen during every live stream.
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"Get out, mom, you're interrupting my No Commentary playthrough of Catherine. No, that's not stupid! You're stupid! I mean, you're so stupid that you believe in god! That's almost as bad as thinking Final Fantasy 8 was good! You do??! BETRAAAYYYAAAALL! Uhh some asshole in chat said "Be nicer, she gave birth to you." Yeah, well, YOUR MOM, uhhh, gave birth to.... MY DICK! ON THE PIER LAST NIGHT! Alright... I'm going to unplug my mic now..."

Hah, it's kinda like Spoony is the manga version of the DSP anime.
It's darker, slower, and at least two years ahead in the storyline.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Hah, it's kinda like Spoony is the manga version of the DSP anime.
It's darker, slower, and at least two years ahead in the storyline.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: DSP will survive his bankruptcy because not only is that the point of bankruptcy, he's willing to work (stream, upload videos) for money. He may lose a lot of his toys and excesses, but he'll survive and carry on being himself.

Spoony, meanwhile, had it way easier on every level and just laid down and died without even attempting to help himself.

They're more like divergent timelines.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: DSP will survive his bankruptcy because not only is that the point of bankruptcy, he's willing to work (stream, upload videos) for money. He may lose a lot of his toys and excesses, but he'll survive and carry on being himself.

Spoony, meanwhile, had it way easier on every level and just laid down and died without even attempting to help himself.

They're more like divergent timelines.
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When DSP is in a better position than you...oh boy. You done fucked up son.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
Somehow you can just tell how much this one pissed Spoony off.

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I'm so tired of this. What is Spoony's currency? What is it left that would manufacture a spine in him and start working toward something, anything? He doesn't believe in God, but he fell apart because of slags leaving him. What is it, do vaginas speak to him when his women are asleep and tell him to do things? Should he pray to a labia or a clit or something? As boring as CWC has become, he's not this bad.
 
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He does take it hard when the females leave him, but its not as if those pussies motivated him while being there either. Pussy is not Spoonys motivator, if it were he would have done much better. He unlike many other lolcows of his sort actually CAN attract females. So pussy is not the answer to the Spoony mystery.
 
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Wraith said:
I'm so tired of this. What is Spoony's currency? What is it left that would manufacture a spine in him and start working toward something, anything? He doesn't believe in God, but he fell apart because of slags leaving him. What is it, do vaginas speak to him when his women are asleep and tell him to do things? Should he pray to a labia or a clit or something? As boring as CWC has become, he's not this bad.
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I believe Noah has to be forced to improve himself, like a child, and that means living with people who doesn't tolerate his behaviour like family or mental health professionals. Ever since he moved to Illinois he's been able to block out anything and anyone that doesn't tell him what he wants to hear and enable his poor habits.
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
He was always left-leaning. In his Ultima IX review for example when he was talking about the part where the Mayor of Britannia was banishing the sick and poor to a swamp, he cracked, "Insert Republican healthcare joke here."

Even if he never met April, I guarantee he would have developed TDS regardless.
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He was lefty waaay before then - way back to the FFXIII review where he apologized for the "sissy gay" joke song he sung during the FFVIII review. Of course, he never apologized for his open lusting of the female characters in that review, although he did grow more prudish about fanservice and was heavily critical of it during his FFX-2 review. For a Progressive, his behavior wasn't overly SJW. Even his jab against Republicans seemed more like something an artsy college kid in a liberal crowd might say and less something a hardened ideologue might say. I don't think Spoony became a hardened SJW until after his expulsion from TGWTG, Gamergate, and Obama's Second Term.

BTW, Gamergate, Obama's 2nd Term and the Obergefell v. Hodges Decision really seemed like the catalyst to the launching of SJWism, full stop. There was something in the air that told the crazies that now was the time to advance on all fronts. There was a real "1966" feel to the cultural zeitgeist. 1966 being the year that the Hayes Code was finally dropped and movies could show swearing and nudity. Only instead of opening the curtain onto an era of openness and the removal of censorship, the SJW Era was an era of burgeoning Puritanism, where speech critical of identity politics was no longer tolerated. In this respect, Spoony was merely reflecting the changes in beliefs and behavior that others in his peer group were undergoing. He has TDS because many of the people he liked and admired were also having TDS, and Noah saw Trump as the big bad Orange Man who was going to take away all of his benefits and throw all of his gay friends into camps.
 
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garakfan69 said:
He also constantly used his "love for the old games" as a defence when he was shitting on New Vegas and praising FO3.

It's also kinda dumb of him to use Fallout 2 for hardcore old school cred. Many die-hards are ambivalent towards 2, since it had a lot of silly stuff like a fucking ghost.
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Spoony claiming to be an old school Fallout fan and praising FO3 over New Vegas is stupid as hell. Most people who played the OG Fallout games prefer NV over FO3. Not only was NV more of an actual RPG where stats and perks mattered, choice mattered, you had several different ways to solve each problem/quests, AND you could actually be evil if you wanted (FO3 and FO4 you could only be various shades of good), but the game was made by people who worked on the original two games. The Bethesda-made games have always been seen as inferior due to being locked into the ending and play style that Bethesda planned out for you, removal of choice, options, importance of dialog and character builds, and basically any actual role playing. Not to mention that Obsidian is far superior to Bethesda when it comes to storytelling.

Honestly, with how much Bethesda has fucked up the Fallout franchise, I really wish they would give it to Obsidian. I know they won't because Bethesda are greedy fucks who will continue to rape Fallout for all it's worth, then go on to rape its corpse. So call me dubious that Spoony is a long-time fan of Fallout if he honestly thinks FO3 is better than New Vegas.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
He was lefty waaay before then - way back to the FFXIII review where he apologized for the "sissy gay" joke song he sung during the FFVIII review. Of course, he never apologized for his open lusting of the female characters in that review, although he did grow more prudish about fanservice and was heavily critical of it during his FFX-2 review. For a Progressive, his behavior wasn't overly SJW. Even his jab against Republicans seemed more like something an artsy college kid in a liberal crowd might say and less something a hardened ideologue might say. I don't think Spoony became a hardened SJW until after his expulsion from TGWTG, Gamergate, and Obama's Second Term.
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He was complaining about fanservice as far back as the FFX-1 review, I think. I remember he blew up over a suggestion (maybe more from his perspective) that Yuna and Rikku were kissing cousins or something, along with the usual "Isn't Rikku supposed to be underage!?" that makes up every ResetEra thread now.

Riffs on Republicans used to be low-hanging fruit and nothing more (look at every popular '80s comedy) but post-Occupy it was about making a Statement, which is why I cringe every time I hear it now. Spoony melting down over cleavage could blend in with the other material he had, till you remember that this was on the eve of/during the Age of Anita and he was boarding the Social Justice train for hits/money/rebound TGWTG pussy.
 
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The Dude said:
Spoony claiming to be an old school Fallout fan and praising FO3 over New Vegas is stupid as hell. Most people who played the OG Fallout games prefer NV over FO3. Not only was NV more of an actual RPG where stats and perks mattered, choice mattered, you had several different ways to solve each problem/quests, AND you could actually be evil if you wanted (FO3 and FO4 you could only be various shades of good), but the game was made by people who worked on the original two games. The Bethesda-made games have always been seen as inferior due to being locked into the ending and play style that Bethesda planned out for you, removal of choice, options, importance of dialog and character builds, and basically any actual role playing. Not to mention that Obsidian is far superior to Bethesda when it comes to storytelling.

Honestly, with how much Bethesda has fucked up the Fallout franchise, I really wish they would give it to Obsidian. I know they won't because Bethesda are greedy fucks who will continue to rape Fallout for all it's worth, then go on to rape its corpse. So call me dubious that Spoony is a long-time fan of Fallout if he honestly thinks FO3 is better than New Vegas.
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He's simply acting as a contrarian. There's no deeper explanation than that.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
Speaking of contrarianism, one of my favourite things about current Spoony are his half-assed trolling attempts where he says X, Y or Z sucks but all the replies mindlessly agree with him because nobody cares enough about him anymore to take the bait.

This must hurt him, because he once started arguing with imaginary people about Star Wars just so he could deliver his punchlines.
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For crying out loud, has anyone started responding with, "OK, Spooner," yet in exhaustion of him?
 
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