Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Unog]

a bunch of chicks with dicks

No, worse than that. Chicks with dicks only exist in fiction.

He's being bent over by a bunch of men with tits, at best. Most of the ones on SA still just have regular fat mantits, too, so it's really just LowT being bent over a barrel and dominated by a bunch of fat faggots in drag.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

No, worse than that. Chicks with dicks only exist in fiction.

He's being bent over by a bunch of men with tits, at best. Most of the ones on SA still just have regular fat mantits, too, so it's really just LowT being bent over a barrel and dominated by a bunch of fat faggots in drag.

that time Saint Isaais Boner posted his tits on Twitter

 

[X Prime]

Tit, singular. Not plural.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The sorriest daemonette.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

That does not only describe Lowtax, it also describes other washed up former prodigies like Doug Walker, Notch, DSP and Spoony. In fact I've said elsewhere that Spoony is like Lowtax on fast-forward. To see where Lowtax is heading, watch Spoony.

Notch is a billionaire so I wouldn't exactly call him washed up, at least not until he pisses it all away on hookers and blow.

 

[Spunt]

Notch is a billionaire so I wouldn't exactly call him washed up, at least not until he pisses it all away on hookers and blow.

Notch only ever did one thing that was a success. Every single thing he has attempted since has failed, he has no friends, he burned all his bridges with his former co-workers who now all hate him, he can only get laid with hookers, he just sits alone in his mansion and gets into slapfights on Twitter all day. The only reason he's not on Spoony/Lowtax's level is that he got a much bigger windfall than them from the one successful thing he did.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

TBH succeeding really really well at one thing and then cashing out when the cashing's good with more money than you could possibly spend is still pretty great and way more successful than any goon.

 

[pwnest injun]

I'll be Notch's friend. ($$$$$$$$$)

 

[I don't like jews]

yeah I'm sure Notch isn't the happiest guy in the world, but just because he spends his spare time shitposting doesn't make him a loser in my book. He's essentially retired, having made enough from Minecraft to coast by comfortably for the rest of his life. Instead of doing typical rich guy who doesn't have to work things, like building a wine cellar or learning to fly his own helicopter, he prefers to shitpost on twitter and get in arguments with poor people. That's sad because for most people that behavior is a waste of time when you could be out being productive or making money. He's already got enough in the bank so I can't fault him for choosing to be some weird perma online Charles Foster Kane, if that's his bag

Also I remember there was a huge Hatfield v McCoy-style feud back in the day between Lowtax and Maddox. Now that they are currently both laughingstocks on the internet for being a shell of their former selves, it would be interesting to see what they still think about each other

 

[TiggerNits]

Also I remember there was a huge Hatfield v McCoy-style feud back in the day between Lowtax and Maddox. Now that they are currently both laughingstocks on the internet for being a shell of their former selves, it would be interesting to see what they still think about each other

Lowtax still hates Maddox, was a call in guest for the Dick Show shit talking maddox during the trial. In reality he's somewhat more pathetic because at least Maddox evolved a little after his website, like doing the original podcast with Dick

 

[AnOminous]

That does not only describe Lowtax, it also describes other washed up former prodigies like Doug Walker, Notch, DSP and Spoony.

How is Notch washed up? The word for what Notch is is "retired." Although "billionaire" will also do.

Emily representing Leafwife in the divorce would truly be the plot twist Low-T deserves.

It's sad that's something too exquisitely beautiful ever to actually happen.

 

[Coolio55]

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that time Saint Isaais Boner posted his tits on Twitter

Nigga looks like the O_o face.

Notch only ever did one thing that was a success. Every single thing he has attempted since has failed, he has no friends, he burned all his bridges with his former co-workers who now all hate him, he can only get laid with hookers, he just sits alone in his mansion and gets into slapfights on Twitter all day. The only reason he's not on Spoony/Lowtax's level is that he got a much bigger windfall than them from the one successful thing he did.

As well as what others have said, Notch also never began to shit on his fans after he left the industry and has pretty much stayed a cool guy who openly interacts with his fans on twitter. (There were a few outbursts when he was still in the indie clique but that was a long time ago)

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Tit, singular. Not plural.

The fitness subforum (aka You Look Like Shit) once had a fitness log by a guy with some kind of genetic defect that caused him to only have one pectoral muscle. He actually managed to do pretty well, to the point that his torso filled out with a decent amount of muscle except for one flat expanse of skin stretched over bone. It was more of a pit with a nipple at the bottom, really.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The fitness subforum (aka You Look Like Shit) once had a fitness log by a guy with some kind of genetic defect that caused him to only have one pectoral muscle. He actually managed to do pretty well, to the point that his torso filled out with a decent amount of muscle except for one flat expanse of skin stretched over bone. It was more of a pit with a nipple at the bottom, really.

Sounds like Poland Syndrome.

Poland syndrome - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

The fitness subforum (aka You Look Like Shit) once had a fitness log by a guy with some kind of genetic defect that caused him to only have one pectoral muscle. He actually managed to do pretty well, to the point that his torso filled out with a decent amount of muscle except for one flat expanse of skin stretched over bone. It was more of a pit with a nipple at the bottom, really.

odds are -150 that he is trans now

 

[northstar747]

There was a fitness goon who wrote a e book. I looked it up the other day and he totally drop any connection to SA

It's called brain over brawn

 

[Ghostse]

Notch only ever did one thing that was a success. Every single thing he has attempted since has failed, he has no friends, he burned all his bridges with his former co-workers who now all hate him, he can only get laid with hookers, he just sits alone in his mansion and gets into slapfights on Twitter all day. The only reason he's not on Spoony/Lowtax's level is that he got a much bigger windfall than them from the one successful thing he did.

TBF Notch could book two $10,000/hour hookers high class escorts for every hour of the rest of his life. Leasing vs buying, etc.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

TBF Notch could book two $10,000/hour hookers high class escorts for every hour of the rest of his life. Leasing vs buying, etc.

If it flies, floats, or fucks...

 

[AnOminous]

TBF Notch could book two $10,000/hour hookers high class escorts for every hour of the rest of his life. Leasing vs buying, etc.

It would still cost a mere fraction of actually marrying someone.

 

[augment]

Notch should spend maybe 0.05% of his fortune in getting into shape (regular exercise, dietary changes, personal trainer/trainerette, lipo +tuck plus cosmetic) and just forget about the defecating anusrot of twitter or the internet in general.