DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Came to post this clip that is breath-taking in its alternate reality formation:

The last 20 minutes of this Minecraft stream is a giant brick of fucking gold dust.

 

[actually]

Jesus Christ, I didn't know Twitch allowed people to suck their own dicks on stream and especially not this much.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Apparently we're part of a "movement" now. Pigroach 2020?

 

[actually]

I'm really looking forward to the forthcoming videos from this. I am literally in awe of the complete lack of awareness he has displayed for the last 20-30 minutes. He's literally arguing with no one like he's trying to convince himself....

Edit: "I was the test case for cancel culture." I lack the words to describe this.
Edit 2: "I haven't made those types of comments (sexual comments) for like 3 or 4 years." He wants credit for not screaming "BOOBIES" at the age of 33.
Edit 3: "I'm not trying to do a victim complex. I'm not super thin-skinned Phil." Phil, after ranting for literally 30 minutes about a "movement" against him.

 

[PieceofShet]

ANYTHING... Just to get more money.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Complete disaster stream happening right now. For anyone who doesn't work tomorrow, free autism points for a full transcript of this rant. Dear lord he's been ranting about detractors for 20+ minutes without breathing.

 

[Agent Proper]

Complete disaster stream happening right now. For anyone who doesn't work tomorrow, free autism points for a full transcript of this rant. Dear lord he's been ranting about detractors for 20+ minutes without breathing.

From what I am hearing I am going to have a lot to laugh at if I get to stream on Friday.

 

[actually]

From what I am hearing I am going to have a lot to laugh at if I get to stream on Friday.

Check the clip I posted on the previous page. Then understand that that was the start of the 20-30 minute rant. Literally from there until the last couple of minutes of the stream was just him ranting without stopping, starting from talking about AireaidLord to just making up reasons why you can't dislike him anymore (he's changed!) while also not understanding why someone could change their mind and start to dislike him. Apparently if you still don't like him for being a racist, sexist asshole up until 3-4 years ago (his timeframe, not mine), you're in the wrong. Let's leave aside that he still used "faggot", "homo", and "gay" as insults, make an out-of-nowhere reference to a black guy offering a kid crack cocaine, and of course literally admitted lying about any number of things. There's no evidence of any of it! And that leaves out undeserved arrogance, overinflated ego, and general know-it-all attitude that is grating to anyone who can see that he's full of shit.

For anyone making up a video, I have one small request. Don't just run the whole rant unedited. Every time he says "I never X", cut to one or more clips of him doing exactly that. Looking forward to the detractor network's output.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He just went on a massive rant on detractors and a kid who apparently got his signature at a convention and mod for him for 2 years then became detractors after not talking to him for 2 years (AND NO ITS NOT AIRAIDLORD DOOD)

And he cant seem to understand why
(maybe he watched your disgusting scamming stream and decided to leave the pig-circle? KAHNMON)

Following by more "Detractors hurt me everyday and moving the goal posts everyday" rant

I hope someone clipped that, but i'll share some gold stream chat logs for laughs, as always

Btw PWDubs and JuniorMint007 are so obviously disguised trolls and baiting him with tips and cheers all day, is Phil deliberately choose to not realize it for the money or what????

Spoiler: Chat pictures

 

[killuminati]

That was an incredible glimpse into the mind of a full-blown narcissist. Definitely the best rant he's given us in a very long time.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Personally, I like it when Phil talks about how the 'tractors caused him to fall from grace because it demonstrates how he still truly doesn't understand how or why things went the way they did...even though he constantly tells us "he's changed, he's matured over the years".
Like how TIHYDP started because he pissed off Kojima fanboys (when in reality Evilaj, a FAN, not a troll, a FAN, was just insulted by Phil lying)
Or how the Nazi joke didn't actually offend anyone, but of course modern Phil claims he thinks racism is bad and he'd NEVER say anything like that ever again.
Also ironic for him to complain about "cancel culture" (for many reasons, between his left-leaning preaching about pahsitivity and how he constantly claims that certain game devs don't deserve money because they made him a little frustrated.)
EDIT:

That was an incredible glimpse into the mind of a full-blown narcissist. Definitely the best rant he's given us in a very long time.

His Minecraft streams are truly special. He always just wants to languish in self-pity with absolutely minimal gameplay (which we can all guess is what he wants his streams to be about all the time). By the time he's done with that game we'll have a treasure trove of whining and ranting to look back on.
The funny (sad) part is that these streams are meant to be about him hanging out with the fans, but in the end it always wraps around back to Phil's problems. Really shows what kind of relationship he has with his own audience.

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

So does this mystery person who modded for him, met him at a convention, then became a detractor exist? Because I have a giant X floating in my head.

It felt like he was talking about AireaidLord (for the second time in the past few days) and added some quick fake lore just to throw people off the obvious scent.

 

[Gout of Redemption]

So does this mystery person who modded for him, met him at a convention, then became a detractor exist? Because I have a giant X floating in my head.

It felt like he was talking about AireaidLord (for the second time in the past few days) and added some quick fake lore just to throw people off the obvious scent.

There is no way he wasn't talking about Aireaidlord during this rant despite saying he wasn't talking about him

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I’m so tired of this boomers daily explanation of memes and how they aren’t funny people just like the recognition of being apart of a joke

This rant from last night was pretty good though, he thinks because he’s a broke bitch that somehow makes him not a scammer, he’s only a scammer if he was hoarding all the money like everyone thought he was(the people who thought he was secretly building a little nest egg were unquestionably in the minority)

He also goes on this massive rant that I’m not sure I can properly explain but here goes. Unlike other streamers who you can point to definitive things they’ve said or done to prove why people hate them, this doesn’t exist for phil. There is no definitive thing he’s done to prove he’s a scammer or why people dislike him. And then he says it’s not that people even dislike him, they just like the idea of being apart of the movement that people hate him, or as he described it “a piece”(maybe a piece?)

He’s tried to declaw detractors like this for years, he’s really obsessed with claiming people don’t like or hate something, they just like feeling like part of a group or movement(this is exactly how he describes people that like memes) this must be some actual Autism coping mechanism

But he also cried about people not giving him the benefit of the doubt or believing him, so I’ll do it phil, I’ll believe you. I believe this isn’t you just lying to your fans, I’ll choose to believe you are actually this mentally unstable and delusional, that you think detractors and everyone else under the rainbow that has an issue with you don’t have any legitimate reason to dislike you. I’ll choose to believe your so mental you actually believe you never did anything wrong, you were just a poor unfortunate content creator who just got the shortest end of the internet stick.

Giving him the benift of the doubt and believing him really paints him in a worse picture....god damn, I think I’d rather people think I was a liar over just being this narcissistic and exceptional

 

[Prince Lotor]

I’m so tired of this boomers daily explanation of memes and how they aren’t funny people just like the recognition of being apart of a joke

He's just projecting. He has almost no sense of humor, and what he does have is a 5 year old's 'pee pee poo poo' humor. He can't acknowledge that he doesn't understand the humor so he insists there is no humor and the point of them isn't even humor in the first place. Phil says they are a type of cultural hieroglyph that makes the people who can decipher it feel socially connected. Phil concocts elaborate conspiracy theories and projections like this so he doesn't have to feel like the sad, lonely, ignored, excluded, emotional toddler that he is. This is what it looks like when Phil grapples with understanding humor

 

[Salubrious]

This is something I've been wondering about since his Dark Souls 2 playthrough.
"Why do people bother giving this guy advice?" If what they tell him isn't 100% what he's supposed to do, he berates them. And he always refers to you as "peepul ursaiyin". And then, in the future, he claims that "He beat the game." Not "we," "He."
I remember when he was trying to figure out how the NPC resurrection mechanic worked in DS2. Naturally, not everyone had a solid understanding of it because the game was brand new at the time, so he went on a tantrum about how "no one nose how the system works dood, the developers are a bunch of assholes!"
Which is funny because right when he finished DS1, he claimed that he couldn't wait for the sequel where "everyone would be working together to find out all the secrets!"
Bottom line is, the man has the attention span of a newborn puppy. It still baffles me that people try to handhold him through everything.

Don't forget his classic "fuck you all for making me go to the Nether! Now I've lost 7 months worth of my hard work! Wait a minute! I DID IT! I found all my items all by myself because you dumb fucks couldn't tell me unanimously how to find them!"

 

[Comma]

He really has created his own little universe, hasn't he?

I guess this is what happens when you only leave the house for a few hours a week, locking yourself into a room for the greater part of the rest of the time, while having a camera, a television screen and a severely autistic Twitch chat that pays you for reinforcing your own lies as your main connection to the outside world.

It's quite sad to see an almost 40-year-old man being unable to outgrow the way a 12-year-old reasons. And the worst part? It will only get worse as he ages and his memory deteriorate as the small fragments of things he actually remembers correctly get pushed away and replaced by the pathological bullshit he spouts six days of the week.

 

[LavosReee]

This rant from last night was pretty good though, he thinks because he’s a broke bitch that somehow makes him not a scammer, he’s only a scammer if he was hoarding all the money like everyone thought he was(the people who thought he was secretly building a little nest egg were unquestionably in the minority)

He's so divorced from reality that he doesn't know crackheads make the best scammers. He'll be in bankruptcy court again in 5 years because he still doesn't admit that he's at the center of the vast majority of his problems. That and because he's an idiot liar.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil says they are a type of cultural hieroglyph that makes the people who can decipher it feel socially connected.

and he's right
personally i think phil hates memes because it requires sharing ideas for free, and in a way, talking TO people not talking AT people.

Phil concocts elaborate conspiracy theories and projections like this so he doesn't have to feel like the sad, lonely, ignored, excluded, emotional toddler that he is. This is what it looks like when Phil grapples with understanding humor

i'd pity him if he wasn't a cunt
he's basically an SJW at this point

obsessed with consooming
and thinking the world is out to get him
unable to connect with anyone because they might say ONE THING that'll hurt his ego

 

[strandedcastaway]

Wow, quite a rant, even for Phil.

The fact that 99% of Phil's interactions with people are in conversations where he has the ability to block and delete them if they challenge anything he says has really destroyed his ability to communicate effectively and think logically. Over the years, living in a tiny DSP bubble has led to ever-increasing paranoia and narcissism. His autistic fanbase's donations have shielded him (until now) from his ridiculously irresponsible spending and his blatant, constant lying. Now that it's clear he lied about where all of the "donations" went and he's getting called out on it his ego can't handle it. But he doesn't know how to do anything but lie. Which is why he says "very matter of factly" and "the truth of the matter" every other sentence. When you hear that, you know he's about to lie.