Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[pwnest injun]

Maybe Notch could get put on a ketamine drip and then be kept suspended in a float tank while electric shocks work his muscles on a regular schedule until he's shredded.

 

[OwO What's This?]

maybe notch just likes being a fat bastard

 

[tantric_depressive]

Maybe Notch could get put on a ketamine drip and then be kept suspended in a float tank while electric shocks work his muscles on a regular schedule until he's shredded.

He might also become the first rl space guild navigator doing this too

 

[tightfade]

serious question: in what way is skylark trans? it looks like a girl who sounds like a girl. was she born a man?

 

[Vegansgotokfc]

I thought it was Dans who was trans?

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

I thought it was Dans who was trans?

Its Somethingawful.com we are talking about here, everyones trans

 

[El Zilcho]

I don't think I saw Skylark in any pics before

 

[Katy Perry Mason]

AFIK, she used to stream on Twitch. I don't know if she still does, I could be mistaken.

 

[Back me up!]

maybe notch just likes being a fat bastard

Honestly this is the reason. Notch was a fat nerd working on indie shit, got rich, and went right back to working on indie shit. He is doing everything he wants to do and just doesnt give a shit about anything else.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

So I'm bored enough that I'm watching doomhouse on YouTube. I have one question, where is the part where I'm supposed to laugh? Is this supposed to be a comedy? A parody of something? How is this...what what even is this?

Edit:I made it about 6 and a half minutes in. I've watched some seriously shit movies but this is just....yeah. fart noises into a tape recorder presented as some sort of comedic magnum opus. Really really really bad job guys.

 

[Sabrina]

I have to imagine there would be a conflict of interests there where she wouldn't be able to ethically take on Ashli as a client in this matter

Emily isn't a lawyer in Missouri so no, she can't represent Ashli. If she were and Rich's super lolyer found out he'd probably petition she be removed for conflict of interest. But is the fact that Integral is now a successful family lawyer? Oh yes it is.

Notch only ever did one thing that was a success. Every single thing he has attempted since has failed, he has no friends, he burned all his bridges with his former co-workers who now all hate him, he can only get laid with hookers, he just sits alone in his mansion and gets into slapfights on Twitter all day. The only reason he's not on Spoony/Lowtax's level is that he got a much bigger windfall than them from the one successful thing he did.

Microsoft bought Minecraft and has since washed their hands of Notch, but he got the money and can afford to keep doing what he likes, so he's leagues above LowT at this point.

 

[Tonto]

Notch made billions with his creation, continues do create things that he likes, is free to say whatever the fuck he wants. How is that different from us posters in Kiwiforums, except most of us aren't billionaires, aren't free to create whatever we want and especially aren't free to say whatever we want whenever we want and fuck the consequences?

 

[northstar747]

Richard had an interest in EDM, hell Deadmau5 was a goon just before he hit it big.

I think richard posted some tracks he made and when he got real feed back and not boot licking he retaliated and then just stopped.

So any thing new with FAU or did he fuck off? or go troon yet?

 

[AnOminous]

Richard had an interest in EDM, hell Deadmau5 was a goon just before he hit it big.

I think richard posted some tracks he made and when he got real feed back and not boot licking he retaliated and then just stopped.

So any thing new with FAU or did he fuck off? or go troon yet?

Maybe he killed himself.

 

[northstar747]

eh I cant see that faggot going to troondom s final stage

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Richard had an interest in EDM, hell Deadmau5 was a goon just before he hit it big.

The not so rare celebrity hot pocket faggier than Ralp.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Maybe he killed himself.

Speaking of which, our favorite obesity apologist and automotive transmission hater isn't doing so well lately.

 

[augment]

The whole "Let's play" thing got its start on SA. Lowtax could be sitting on Twitch-money right now but instead encouraged helldump to make fun of the people playing. Like someone said earlier, Lowtax is a life-lesson on how to always make the wrong choice, repeatedly.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

serious question: in what way is skylark trans? it looks like a girl who sounds like a girl. was she born a man?

Yes, he was. You just have to see his unedited, unphotoshopped pictures. Adam's apple plain as day.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Maybe Notch could get put on a ketamine drip and then be kept suspended in a float tank while electric shocks work his muscles on a regular schedule until he's shredded.

Isn't that the plot to Altered States?