Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It could just be the camera angle, but is the fabled car mukbang tray now sitting at a 45 degree angle to accommodate her ever expanding girth?

 

[Reilly]

Holy shit. They actually debate if the shape of a burger changes the taste. So we know they had pizza earlier, now Wendy's and eating in the car. With the tray. What did one therapist say "why can't you do what I ask you to do?!" This. This

LOL Peetz keeps correcting her - he totally is undermining her and it's hysterical.

Chantal talking about ghosts vs 'residual energy' and tells Peetz she's going to haunt him. He zings back "Not like I'm going to out live you that long" and she chimes in sarcastically "I'll lose weight, you'll see, eating Wendys" talks about weight loss and it's "one meal and comes down to calories in a sense". Peetz gives his input as to how dieting confused bodies. He likes to eat M&M's and chips.

She's so out of breath it's quite disturbing and BOOM there it is, they were apartment hunting today. Hence the Tangerine Pizza stop.

She talks about mukbangs at home and setting up an area for them. Peetz freezes with a total look of "I think I've made a BIG mistake" and perhaps may be regretting his decision. He talks about how he got an influx on Twitter and the drama. Chantal now wants to make her own chili cheese baked potatoes at home because potatoes are nutritious....

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“You will NEVER see me doing a mukbang with fast food again. Never.“ I think she said this a couple days ago. When she was a fruitcake, uh, fruitarian. You can’t make this stuff up.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat

This is amazing and I raise my gravy goblet to you, @Dutch Courage!

Since Chantal keeps daydreaming of finally putting those 3 well-spent years of Honours English to good use (beyond her expert food reviews featuring such astute insights as "mmmm!" and "it's sooo savoury!!" ofc) by producing a literary masterpiece, perhaps your delightful Poutine Primer will inspire her.

Cleary she isn't quite ready to pen the triumphant, inspirational and inevitably condescending weightloss memoir she's always envisioned writing, but maybe she'll finally find that ever-elusive success she's certain she deserves with something like:

"The ABC's of Gluttony: or how I got fat without really trying".

• A is for Arby's, inhaled in the car
• B is for Bibi, who fled the Bizoire
• C is for Cheese, eaten in bulk
• D is for diets, which make Chantal sulk
• E is for Effort, which our gorl gives none
• F is for Farts that could blow out the sun
• G for Gourmet, YouTube's Julia Child
• H is for Hangry, she's perpetually riled
• I for Intuitive, she trusts her fat gunt
• J for James who pines for this cunt
• K is KarateJoe: the gross feeder twat
• L is for Lying more often than not

Now that her hysterectomy is behind her and she doesn't have to pretend like she's busy doing things with Bibi, she has all the time in the world to wow us with her literary talents, go back to that vocal coach to perfect her cat song album, and of course do all that volunteer work she was complaining about not being able to do because of her cysts and the impending surgery. The world is your oyster, Clotso- now dunk it in some gravy and entertain us!

 

[Beluga]

Archive WENDY'S MUKBANG AT A HAUNTED MANSION! - February 11, 2020

I, too, have a mukbang space in my home. It's called a table.

On another note: call me Greta but watching her and the other sped sitting in the car for more than 15 minutes, in the middle of the winter, in Canada, with said car running almost made me MATI. What a cow.

 

[raritycunt]

It's here gorls!!!

“See you guys those tweets were harmless were such good friends!!” - also side note because I’ve only just started watching but if they just park outside that “haunted” house without going near it just to eat in the car that’s pretty fucking sad.

 

[MourningDove]

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"Binge-free".....WHAT? what do you call getting pizza and Wendys in one day? And the giant ass plate of spaghetti a few videos ago? Her definitions of words fucking baffle me.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

"Binge-free".....WHAT? what do you call getting pizza and Wendys in one day? And the giant ass plate of spaghetti a few videos ago? Her definitions of words fucking baffle me.

I think in Chantal's mind, it's only considered a "binge" if she does it alone and in secret. Going to a restaurant with another person or filming a mukbang is not binging because she's not trying to hide it, regardless of how much she actually eats.

Makes absolutely no sense. But logic is obviously not her strong suit.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm not buying this, personally.

 

[Mike Hunt]

McDonalds sells spaghetti in the Phillipines and seaweed burgers and fries in Singapore. If Chantal lost weight, or purchased three airline seats, she could do an Asian Mcbang. Guess she has to settle for mixing OJ and Mountain Dew in the DIY drink machine at Wendys.

It's highly optimistic to think that Chantal would spend hundreds of dollars (I'd say more like four digits, but I doubt she's decent enough to buy two seats and will just overflow to her seatmate's space) to fly out to Asia when she could be using that money for more fastfood junk. Then again, maybe she can bully Peetz into coughing up more money. He seems to be a total pushover.

 

[Meat Popsicle]

I think I'll just start calling Peetz a feeder at this point. Didn't Chantal mention at some point that she gained 100lb while living with him? And now this talk about how diets are BS and Chantal shouldn't even try to diet cause that will just mess up her body? And if not a feeder, then he at least willingly enables her eating habits. Not much a difference there.

Ah, I think I have figured it out, folks.

KarateJoe will be Chintel's next lover.
He is always the first to comment, so you know he was the first in line after Bibi's Emancipation Proclamation.

And Peetz will be the cuck that Chintel financially dominates via vague promises of whale sex masquerading as getting back together.

Nailed it, maybe.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

I'm not buying this, personally.
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Her apps don't matter.
Her justifications don't matter.
We have eyes.
The camera will tell us all we need to know.

Let's give her till the end of the month.
A smug Chantal is the best Chantal.

I bet she'll be fatter.
Chantal lies.

 

[Jack Awful]

You forgot one:

Lover- any man who looks at her, is in the vicinity of or breaths the same air as her at any given point

*Any man except Peetz.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

They really seem to dislike each other. It's absolutely bizarre that they both think moving in together is a good idea.

I know she's just desperate for any kind of male attention and Bibi is kicking her out, but Peetz... man, if I weren't convinced he's hanging out with her because he's just a total pushover loser with no friends, I'd wonder if it's an ill-conceived trolling plan as revenge for cheating on him and constantly being a shitty person. He shows off her bad angles in videos, shares tidbits she'd probably prefer to keep off of YouTube, contradicts her, encourages her self-destructive behavior, gives bad advice, and the fucking looks he gives to the camera.

It's like Bibi all over again, except with both of them insisting things are good instead of it just coming from Chantal.

 

[raritycunt]

Chantal and Peetz sitting there talking about how bad diets are because they starve you and it’s dangerous is actually hilarious. Both of them look like they need to be introduced to some vegetables and water.

 

[A borscht-on]

Chantal and Peetz sitting there talking about how bad diets are because they starve you and it’s dangerous is actually hilarious. Both of them look like they need to be introduced to some vegetables and water.

In general, Chantal sperging about health has always kicked my ass. Here is a 400+ -pound woman with cysts, laboured breathing, baldness, terrible skin, rotting teeth, sleep apnea, untreated mental illness, a decrepit reproductive system, and Christ even knows what else, lecturing her viewers about vitamins and calories and nutrition. It's one of the reasons I keep coming back.

...I do hope that Peetz stays the hell out of her videos, though. He's a skidmark on the old, falling-apart granny panties that are Chantal mukbangs. (Terrible metaphor, but you get the idea)

 

[Pizza Sloth]

I'm actually pretty perturbed that Chantal has the audacity to invite people to go to her Instagram to watch her daily meals and fitbit shit - most likely to minimize critiques of her food intake - yet she posted the fucking potatoes and grape soda, and we know they had a pizza too - and that's not on her fitbit shit but it's right there on her IG!

She's even pulling the AL shit of "I can eat x amount of calories in a day and not gain" doesn't mean she should eat all the calories. The chili cheese-loaded potato at 600 calories is about what she should eat per meal to help have a calorie deficit. If the goal is to just not binge eat? She's doing everything she was told to NOT do again to avoid a 'binge' which is the eating in the car, dining out, eating fast food. I give it about 2-3 weeks until it's "I stopped therapy" citing yet again "they don't understand me, bad bedside manner, they're expecting too much out of me, I'm going through A LOT right now". Whatever smug hand waving hair petting bullshit she can come up with.

Which only means we're going to have some serious entertainment in the next few months. She's going to get stressed out from the moving, she's going to get stressed out being in a new apartment because she's not very adaptable to new environments. We see that any time she stays in a hotel - she's so freaked out (maybe I should leave early, I miss the cats) for a one or two-night stay anywhere.

She's going to gain fast and hard. Menopause, Peetz, stress, a break-up - she's going to inflate before us at an unimaginable pace is my guess.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Chantal and Peetz sitting there talking about how bad diets are because they starve you and it’s dangerous is actually hilarious. Both of them look like they need to be introduced to some vegetables and water.

She already tried a vegetable diet and water diet.

Maybe the grape diet can make a return.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Spoiler: codependency a new sitcom on nbc

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She looks more like Mrs. Puff from Spongebob with each video.

 

[THOTto]

She looks more like Mrs. Puff from Spongebob with each video.

Don’t do my girl like that. Mrs. Puff had a job and when she went to prison she worked out.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

I'm not buying this, personally.
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The entries around this carefully curated screenshot are the truly telling meals. I wonder what the rest of this day looked like, if she even bothered to log it all.