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Argh My Cigar said:
Honestly if Chris remained in his “classic” persona (the seemingly wholesome yet dorky autist) , he’d probably be able to attract some lonely asian girl; they speak mostly english in the Philippines. He’d be able to have his loyal, doting, maternal girlfriend due to asian values, and she’d probably attempt to turn 14BC into something resembling a normal household. But maybe that’s waaaay too optimistic.
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Like I know you're retarded and all, but those mail-order type girls from Thailand and the Philippines are looking for one thing. Cash. They may indulged Chris for a couple of days, but once they realize his broke they will be out.

Your idea of Asian values sounds like a fucking weeb who has no idea what he is on about.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Somebody make a coronachan joke yet?

Also motherfucker gets sick a lot. Dude's immune system is shitting it's pants.
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I wonder if the state of the house he lives in is anything to with it?

I don’t ever recall Chris talking about cleaning or other household chores and when Bob died the hospital mentioned he was covered in bug bites so if Barb wasn’t cleaning her house then I doubt she’s doing it now.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I wonder if the state of the house he lives in is anything to with it?

I don’t ever recall Chris talking about cleaning or other household chores and when Bob died the hospital mentioned he was covered in bug bites so if Barb wasn’t cleaning her house then I doubt she’s doing it now.
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During the Liquid Saga, Chris told Kasey one of his grueling house chores was cleaning. He said it would take hours to clean just one room. I'm inclined to believe this because of the extent of the horde but Chris is also a lazy piece of shit so who knows.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I wonder if the state of the house he lives in is anything to with it?

I don’t ever recall Chris talking about cleaning or other household chores and when Bob died the hospital mentioned he was covered in bug bites so if Barb wasn’t cleaning her house then I doubt she’s doing it now.
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I remember him bitching about cleaning his room during the kacey saga (she got on his case for slipping on cat shit). Then during one call barb interrupted and tried getting him to help her clean and do more chores. If she's unable to do it anymore then that house is going to be hell when the clean up crews eventually clean them out.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I'd be shocked if Chris voluntarily got a job at Wendy's and wasn't forced into it by his parents.

It seems radically out of character for Chris to want to do any work that doesn't involve his autistic obsessions.
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Bob really cure-ye-hame-ya'ed the family when he signed Chris with the tugboat. But, in hindsight, I can see there was no other option. Bob had to have known that his son's autistic antics would never enable him to get a job, or that Bob really believed the trolls were hurting Chris' chances at getting a job.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Bob really cure-ye-hame-ya'ed the family when he signed Chris with the tugboat. But, in hindsight, I can see there was no other option. Bob had to have known that his son's autistic antics would never enable him to get a job, or that Bob really believed the trolls were hurting Chris' chances at getting a job.
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I was under the impression Chris had the tugboat well before his online infamy.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I wonder if the state of the house he lives in is anything to with it?

I don’t ever recall Chris talking about cleaning or other household chores and when Bob died the hospital mentioned he was covered in bug bites so if Barb wasn’t cleaning her house then I doubt she’s doing it now.
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I’d bet my dick they have a mold issue. Remember this gnarly thing?:
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He by his own admission he fished that out of a garbage bag of stuff in his house still damp from the fire 3 YEARS BEFORE. You can actually see black mold on it. And god knows how many bags of wet shit they have squirreled away. Respiratory issues, headaches, fatigue are all symptoms of mold exposure.
 
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James Howlett said:
I was under the impression Chris had the tugboat well before his online infamy.
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He was on childhood disability, which doesn't automatically transfer to adulthood. When you're a child you're on your parent(s)' insurance if they're insured, which Bob was, so he managed to get grandfathered in as a dependent adult, and instead of being on the means-tested Supplemental Security.

This is going from memory. Some more ancient Christorian might remember more specific details.
 
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deadson said:
I remember him bitching about cleaning his room during the kacey saga (she got on his case for slipping on cat shit). Then during one call barb interrupted and tried getting him to help her clean and do more chores. If she's unable to do it anymore then that house is going to be hell when the clean up crews eventually clean them out.
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Didn't Barb mention cleaning and also adding to the hoard? Something like "...and Chris imma need you to drag that piece of furniture on the lawn into our cluttered house"
 
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I’d bet my dick they have a mold issue. Remember this gnarly thing?:
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He by his own admission he fished that out of a garbage bag of stuff in his house still damp from the fire 3 YEARS BEFORE. You can actually see black mold on it. And god knows how many bags of wet shit they have squirreled away. Respiratory issues, headaches, fatigue are all symptoms of mold exposure.
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The house might just be made of mold by now.

Maybe that's why it didn't burn completely down. The mold defended it's home.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I always thought he did (Wendy's and CutCo)
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I find it laughable to even attempt to embrace the idea of Chris considering either of those jobs as a serious 'career'. Not me being snobbish about such a career choice - hell, if you want to be the World's best fry cook or salesman, good on yer. Everyone needs a dream, and a good work ethic never hurts.

But Chris's 'career' at Wendy's lasted a couple of months, his CutCo stint even less. Those aren't careers, they're fucking holiday jobs.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Agreed. Chris is merely the vector for a sentient mold supercolony. Like a cordycep, the merge is hoping to spread itself through Chris via BronyCons around the country. Affecting first the least washed of society.
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So Chris is the Bloater? (Last of Us creature)

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I find it laughable to even attempt to embrace the idea of Chris considering either of those jobs as a serious 'career'. Not me being snobbish about such a career choice - hell, if you want to be the World's best fry cook or salesman, good on yer. Everyone needs a dream, and a good work ethic never hurts.

But Chris's 'career' at Wendy's lasted a couple of months, his CutCo stint even less. Those aren't careers, they're fucking holiday jobs.
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It's weird that you say this, just recently, a guy with downs, had been working at McDonalds retires after working there for over 30 years.
 
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