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and a giant TV screen where the mayor can show off his daily public executions of those who defy him.

When Japan executed the first lot of Aum Shinrikyo members, a "death siren" played on TV throughout the country to signal each time a member drew their last breath.

In CWCville, executed people drawing their last breath is the only thing they show on TV.
 
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Almost 38 years old..

Does anybody here speak Pokémon? I’m assuming those stats are pathetically impressive. 33 level 100.. whatever’s.. sounds pathetically impressive.

He's talking about Ribbons. It sounds impressive, but it isn't. You basically get these just by doing not-very-difficult challenges in each game and you can transfer a Pokémon from a previous generation and it will have all the Ribbons still on it.

It's pretty much just a side thing and has no effect on the gameplay, besides giving you more shit to grind out, so naturally, Chris cares deeply about it.
 
Almost 38 years old..

Does anybody here speak Pokémon? I’m assuming those stats are pathetically impressive. 33 level 100.. whatever’s.. sounds pathetically impressive.
I played the first pokemon religiously when I was a kid and I think I never got a level 100 without cheating. The Level curve by level 90 is STEEP. Chris has gotta spend incredible amounts of time to grind up to level 100.
 
He's talking about Ribbons. It sounds impressive, but it isn't. You basically get these just by doing not-very-difficult challenges in each game and you can transfer a Pokémon from a previous generation and it will have all the Ribbons still on it.

It's pretty much just a side thing and has no effect on the gameplay, besides giving you more shit to grind out, so naturally, Chris cares deeply about it.
So his just bitching because he can’t transfer his special trophy’s over? I thought those were at least characters he was crying about.
 
So his just bitching because he can’t transfer his special trophy’s over? I thought those were at least characters he was crying about.

He's bitching about not being able to transfer one specific Pokemon (the Blaziken) that has got a ton of those ribbons because he's been trading it forward from game to game since Ruby, which came out seventeen years ago. The ribbons don't even mean that much. You get most of them just by buying them or talking to the right NPCs. There are some that require a bit of effort, but I doubt he bothered to get those.

I played the first pokemon religiously when I was a kid and I think I never got a level 100 without cheating. The Level curve by level 90 is STEEP. Chris has gotta spend incredible amounts of time to grind up to level 100.

Eh, not so much anymore. They've added all kinds of ways to boost XP gain in the newer games that make it relatively easy to get all your pokeymanz to 100.
 
That screenshot isn't even from Chris's Pokemon game!

The screenshot has a level 50 Blaziken which is presumably called Blaziken, belonging to a trainer called Nicole. Can't he even take a screenshot from his own game?

As I understand it, only certain Pokemon can be taken into Sword/Shield (which is why most of them have a crossed out mark next to them) - they made an exception and allowed certain new ones into the game (like the other original starters). Unless the expansion they're doing for the DLC includes his precious Blaziken then he's not going to be able to bring it in. Like they told us from the start. Like Chris knew, and told us wasn't a big deal when everyone else was complaining about it.
 
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