In Memoriam
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Bet she got the meatloaf special. $18 with potatoes and POP
chantal food spergouts
- Thread starter raritycunt
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Shitty winter tomatoes from Mexico and plastic Kraft cheese on grocery store loaf bread seems like the absolute most depressing way to eat 500 calories imaginable.
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Okay, she ate a chili cheese tot and chili cheese dog. Girl, you need to diversify. Chili cheese tots, moz sticks, and then a corn dog. French toast sticks for dessert. For a lard ass, she sure don't know her way around a fast food menu 
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Excuse me. Do you mean dip as in tobacco snuff or a food type dip? Neither belong in your chocolate milk, but one is definitely worse than the other.Okay, she ate a chili cheese tot and chili cheese dog. Girl, you need to diversify. Chili cheese tots, moz sticks, and then a corn dog. French toast sticks for dessert. For a lard ass, she sure don't know her way around a fast food menu
Once I ate at a waffle house and there was dip in the bottom of my chocolate tard cum
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Girl, it's waffle house. The fuck you think?
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She should have at least added a milkshake or a sonic blast to her order.Okay, she ate a chili cheese tot and chili cheese dog. Girl, you need to diversify. Chili cheese tots, moz sticks, and then a corn dog. French toast sticks for dessert. For a lard ass, she sure don't know her way around a fast food menu
Once I ate at a waffle house and there was dip in the bottom of my chocolate tard cum
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I’ll just take comfort in the fact that she can’t literally drive to England and harass our food servers for Nando’s, sorry America she’s your problem now.
dismissfrogs
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Canada has Nando's.
Whatthefuck
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Chik-Fil-A isn't bad really. It's imo the best of the chicken chain options and it's quality is certainly better than most fast food offerings. Their service is always really good, too. The pickle thing cracked me up because part of their secret in preparing the chicken is brining it in pickle juice. Bless her heart.Here we fucking go gurls. Strap yourselves in.
- Has a lemonade to drink, says she doesn't know whether she'll be able to eat all the stuff she bought. Already starting with the lies.
- I wonder if she was able to wait at least until midday to order more food. I think she waited like 45 minutes after her Sonic feast and I'm being extremely optimistic here.
- She's most excited about the fucktton sauces she got (Polynesian and Chick-Fil-A) which "smell interesting". Oxford dictionary who?
- She got: waffle fries, Chick-Fil-A spicy chicken with pickles and six grilled nuggets. Plus like, 8 dip sauces.
- Has first bite of waffle fries with Chick-Fil-A sauce. "No way" she says as she creams her pants.
- Started talking about the nice service but got distracted by the sandwich. Bites it with the force of a shark bite.
- "It's a good thing I don't live closer!" Hasn't stopped driving you 2.5 hours to stuff your gob though, did it.
- It's worth it for her because she won't be eating like this for a while because it's very far for her.
- Chick-Fil-A sauce is her new love. Peetz, you're already been forgotten.
- Goes on a pickle tangent.
- She's gonna save the nuggets "for later". No more Bibi then? She's gonna get in an accident as she'll try to eat them while driving you guys.
- Chick-Fil-A is next level. It's apparently good quality food. I've never had it but I'm pressing X real hard here.
- She still can't believe they don't accept Canadian cash. In the fucking USA.
- Chick-Fil-A has very nice customer service.
- She misses her cats. Goes on a Sam tangent, apparently somebody called Sam "dusty" when she livestreamed from her hotel while they were cleaning her roach infested apartment. Fucking hell, mate, almost beyond parody.
- She attacks the fries with such aggressiveness I'm getting quite scared now.
- She forgot to take her allergy pills and her car is quite dusty.
- Chick-Fil-A was worth the drive.
- She complains that they're stingy on the pickles.
- She finishes her meal and she looks like she run a marathon. In the words of our Errverrlord: Lady, please
- She burps, obviously.
- That was the best fast food chicken she ever had. She almost wants to go back and order 10 more but she won't do that guys, nossir no.
- She'll probably be back in late spring to visit different attractions and not just a food vlog.
- "I know it looks like I ate a lot of food". It doesn't look like it you sperg, it is.
- She got a fucking huge pink velvet macchiato from Dunkin Donuts. It's pure sugar, again she doesn't think she'll drink it because it's too sweet for her. The X on my keyboard is almost destroyed by this point
- THE GUY AT THE DUNKIN DONUTS WINDOW WAS FLIRTING WITH HER. She's such a beauty queen you guys, every man she sees has to flirt with her. She's cursed.
Aaaaand that's it. I hope she brought a clean pair of panties with her because I'm sure she creamed and/or shat herself on the way home.
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In a year her goals went from the ridiculous but ambitious desire to climb to Mt. Everest base camp to driving into New York for Sonic and ChikFilet. I guess it's good that she is being more realistic in her life goals but she's not even giving lip service to loftier achievements anymore.
Somebody needs to tell her about Whataburger before she's too fat to fit in that car anymore, which is gonna be sometime in April judging by the angle of that car tray. I feel like her swan song would be driving to Mississippi or Alabama and hitting up Whataburger, followed by a butter burger and large custard from Culver's.
It's a good thing she's doing this during the winter. I can't imagine what that car smells like when it heats up outside. If someone else drives it, the second they settle into the driver's seat, visible fart lines emanate from the fabric.
Somebody needs to tell her about Whataburger before she's too fat to fit in that car anymore, which is gonna be sometime in April judging by the angle of that car tray. I feel like her swan song would be driving to Mississippi or Alabama and hitting up Whataburger, followed by a butter burger and large custard from Culver's.
It's a good thing she's doing this during the winter. I can't imagine what that car smells like when it heats up outside. If someone else drives it, the second they settle into the driver's seat, visible fart lines emanate from the fabric.
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I have said it before, and I will say it again: If Chantal ever goes across the line again and decides to try Golden Corral, you guys will be stuck with her claiming political refugee status (something-something fat acceptance).
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She would drop dead instantly if she ever makes it to the southern states. We gave the world Chick Fil A after all.
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There's Nandos in Toronto and the suburbs, but the ever so metropolitan Chintal thinks the GTA is like souper buzy. She might have to wait more than five minutes for her food!
Looked it up, and there seems to be Nandos in Ottawa as well. She can still get her taste of African cooking even though her Rock is gone.
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If she traveled down here, she could find gator on a lot of menus (especially at any place with "Ale House" in the name). There is a very fine dining establishment - located in a strip mall - in my area that serves gator tots. No, they are not ground gator meat made to look like potato-based tots. They're just potato-based tots with a bunch of shit on them (that some tired ass cook came up with after a boozy end of the night, I'm sure, because that's when all the best ideas turn up).
Not gonna lie, every so often she gets off a good one. This was a legit LOL.
fatfuck
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Looking at the map there's Cheesecake factory in Syracuse which is a few minutes drive away from Cicero. Hope she visits it and packs on even more weight before she starts a new diet.
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I went from canned sardines now I eat crudo.
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Why isn't she showing the donuts she ate? Like I would believe that Chantal visited a DunkinDonuts and only got a drink.
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Those bastards. They expect the customer to put their own choice of condiments on the sandwich. What assholes!!
Nachtalb
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For someone who hits up fast food places more often than grocery stores,I'm surprised that she hasn't figured out that these chicken sandwiches are supposed to be this plain,because the emphasis is put on the taste of the chicken and the pickle is supposed to cut the grease.Plenty of fast food chains have incorporated it into their menu.
But like the fat tub o lard that she is,she has to have everything doused in sauce and cheese,
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Why is Chipotle so hated? I hear people trash it a lot but I think it's okay. Too spicey usually but it's okay.