As horrible as that sounds I almost want to see something like this just to see how emotionally and socially stunted Miah is . Anything filmed of Miah would be coached and scripted so it would be fascinating to see how he handles having to whiteknight for Amy "all on his own" .
So, did Mr Fat Amy Egyptian Attorney at Lawl tell her he was a lolyer to persuade her to marry him for his green card, or is this something Amy just made up?
Aren't there safer and better ways to get children to sleep? Like, I dunno, limit sugar and caffeine, and make sure they get lots of play and exercise?
Getting hardcore Susan Schofield vibes rn (she used Benadryl to drug her kids as well as antipsychotics for those unfamiliar)
And he gave it all up for a shot at being a failed used car salesman. But not before making Amy buy her own round trip ticket to marry him.
For the mother who wants her kids to pass out on demand, Melatonin is not the best option. In order to work properly, it needs to be administered a couple of hours before bedtime, and the child needs to be in a calm environment, with the parent taking away the iPad, giving the child a warm bath, reading a story, letting the kid properly wind down (the same is true for adults - take it at least two hours before you need to go to sleep, stop drinking caffeine, stop using electronic devices that may affect your natural reaction to dimming evening light, ramp down, etc - hardly anyone takes the drug properly). Many kids won't wake groggy from Melatonin, and since they slept well, they'll have more energy and will probably want breakfast. But you have to be on the ball and have a set bedtime so you can give a dose in time.
Better call OLL-LEE
She should just attach the spoon to a remote controlled car. After all those strenuous workouts she wouldn't want to hurt her dainty hooves.
If I could tell myself at 15 what I would be watching for entertainment to my now 25 year old self...Better call OLL-LEE
She should just attach the spoon to a remote controlled car. After all those strenuous workouts she wouldn't want to hurt her dainty hooves.
Credit to @Casket Base because i'm a lazy fuck
I'm so confused. I know she's Amy and lying, but in what world does she come from where a wooden spoon can break a car window? It's a wooden spoon, Ames. Can't you come up with a better excuse?
I want a video where she demonstrates this. Think of the lives that could be saved! Surely Ali can spare a used car so Amy can show the world how to escape from a car with a wooden spoon. They would rake in the money on that video.
Opinions. We all have 'em. We'll just agree to disagree that she's a child abuser. Went to Wommart to buy the kids bribery trinkets and choking hazards because she is a Good Mommy. Spent $150 on Bribery Sneakers for Jeremiah. Classic move.
If she's really that worried about it, and since she's an avid shopper, certainly she knows there's an actual tool for this? Failing that, there's a number of makeshift tools she could keep in the car, like a metal meat tenderizer, that would actually remedy the situation she claims to be worried about. That wooden spoon wouldn't shatter a window, It doesn't even look like it could shatter creme bruelee. The only purposes that spoon would serve are stirring sauces or smacking kids. I don't think she's making sauces in the car.
It's where she keeps her backup vat of cereal and melk.
