DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PinkRibbonScars]

He's already spent all those bonus 200,000 credits in Mass Effect 2. He has no money left

 

[Heckler1]

He's already spent all those bonus 200,000 credits in Mass Effect 2. He has no money left

Art imitates life I suppose.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Early numbers. Phil might be experiencing another Twitch subscription crash. Note: Twitch Prime and Tier1 Subs.

Theory, might lowkey lurkers be moving their Twitch Prime and Tier1 Subs away from Phil?

 

[Adamska]

Early numbers. Phil might be experiencing another Twitch subscription crash. Note: Twitch Prime and Tier1 Subs.

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Theory, might lowkey lurkers be moving their Twitch Prime and Tier1 Subs away from Phil?

Eh, he always does. Then the tards will fling money and gift subs to alts, bots, and randos who enter Pig's chat and it balances out again to pretend it's growth.

It's not surprising man.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Eh, he always does. Then the tards will fling money and gift subs to alts, bots, and randos who enter Pig's chat and it balances out again to pretend it's growth.

It's not surprising man.

Can't control the Gifted Subs. But the drop in paying subs is more interesting to me. Maybe the messaging is working regarding WWE SuperStars, and folks are aware that their money is going towards a gambling addiction.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This constant flood of $1-5 dollar tips with Wings of Redemption style "trolling" are getting really tiresome and are one of the least funny things I've seen on the internet ever.

At least Wings will usually read your troll messages and pretend to get all riled up about it. Phil ignores them 95% of the time.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Early numbers. Phil might be experiencing another Twitch subscription crash.

Well, tipping is the best way to help him, you know.

 

[Philippos Love of Horses]

Fun fact, Phillip comes from Philippos, which comes from the Greek for 'loves horses'. Philos being love, hippos being horses in Greek.

The more you know.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

his mom was smoking while having this piglet in her belly.

This is something that I feel doesn’t get mentioned much. Isn’t smoking while your pregnant one of the worst things to do? Why does he so casually admit that his mom smoked while carrying him? That seems like one of the last things you would ever let slip when you’re suspected of being a mental midget by hundreds of people a day. It’s like casually telling people that call you a retard you were dropped on your head as a kid like it’s not going to be ample info to mock you for

Also I noticed on twitter he was doing a lot of family talk, someone baited him. He talks about spending time and having fun with his cat as some majorly positive thing but like...come on man. It’s a cat, you’re not spending 5 hours a day only playing with this cat...it’s probably just laying near you while you watch stupid shit on tv

 

[millais]

Fun fact, Phillip comes from Philippos, which comes from the Greek for 'loves horses'. Philos being love, hippos being horses in Greek.

The more you know.

From the horse's pig's mouth, courtesy of PigPigGo:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey playthrough pt19 - A Doctor's Ethics

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[Martys_not_smarty]

I've worked with plenty of drunks, only one of which was actually fired. If anything I'd expect Dave to spiral down if he has to get a real job and work for a boss that doesn't give a shit about his bad back or phobia of driving (showing up late).

I find myself asking myself time and again what does this guy genuinely think he can get hired for with back issues and his masters in "keeping it real"? Some sort of desk job? He has tits but bitchwork is left for those who have tits and a vagina and arent pushing 40. Tech support? Shit you just bring in some slopes or coolies two years into American college to be interns and pay them in free food.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

From the horse's pig's mouth, courtesy of PigPigGo:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey playthrough pt19 - A Doctor's Ethics

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"An excess of phlegm, doctor."

Great follow-up dialogue there

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is something that I feel doesn’t get mentioned much. Isn’t smoking while your pregnant one of the worst things to do? Why does he so casually admit that his mom smoked while carrying him? That seems like one of the last things you would ever let slip when you’re suspected of being a mental midget by hundreds of people a day. It’s like casually telling people that call you an exceptional individual you were dropped on your head as a kid like it’s not going to be ample info to mock you for

Also I noticed on twitter he was doing a lot of family talk, someone baited him. He talks about spending time and having fun with his cat as some majorly positive thing but like...come on man. It’s a cat, you’re not spending 5 hours a day only playing with this cat...it’s probably just laying near you while you watch stupid shit on tv

There wasn't the stigma then that it became starting in the 90s.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I find myself asking myself time and again what does this guy genuinely think he can get hired for with back issues and his masters in "keeping it real"? Some sort of desk job? He has tits but bitchwork is left for those who have tits and a vagina and arent pushing 40. Tech support? Shit you just bring in some slopes or coolies two years into American college to be interns and pay them in free food.

I'd love Phil to give an actual answer to this because I'm confident it would be hilariously delusional. The best we've got is "I'm proud of my 11 years running duh business as a content creator to put on my resume".

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

This is something that I feel doesn’t get mentioned much. Isn’t smoking while your pregnant one of the worst things to do? Why does he so casually admit that his mom smoked while carrying him? That seems like one of the last things you would ever let slip when you’re suspected of being a mental midget by hundreds of people a day. It’s like casually telling people that call you an exceptional individual you were dropped on your head as a kid like it’s not going to be ample info to mock you for

Also I noticed on twitter he was doing a lot of family talk, someone baited him. He talks about spending time and having fun with his cat as some majorly positive thing but like...come on man. It’s a cat, you’re not spending 5 hours a day only playing with this cat...it’s probably just laying near you while you watch stupid shit on tv

Smoking is probably worse than drinking whilst pregnant (both are really bad).

The other family tidbit he gave was that there was infidelity during his childhood which almost led to divorce. Shouting and fighting which eventually subsided.

Trust Dave to sell out everyone's privacy for a shekel

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'd love Phil to give an actual answer to this because I'm confident it would be hilariously delusional. The best we've got is "I'm proud of my 11 years running duh business as a content creator to put on my resume".

Realtalk question what does he actually believe he'll get hired for that isn't something an average nudnik off the street can do such as retail? He's expecting what some wacky-zany The Office type scenario really? I can speak for myself and plenty of people I know and that's cushy desk jobs he thinks he'll just roll into are for those who either bust their ass off for seven years getting a degree, someone who got the job cause their someones cousin or the boss' son (hey sound familiar?) or they got a set of tits.

 

[actually]

Realtalk question what does he actually believe he'll get hired for that isn't something an average nudnik off the street can do such as retail? He's expecting what some wacky-zany The Office type scenario really? I can speak for myself and plenty of people I know and that's cushy desk jobs he thinks he'll just roll into are for those who either bust their ass off for seven years getting a degree, someone who got the job cause their someones cousin or the boss' son (hey sound familiar?) or they got a set of tits.

He mentioned getting a job at Microsoft or Boeing if streaming/Youtube came to an end when he moved out to Seattle. I guess he could get a customer service job there, but that's about it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He mentioned getting a job at Microsoft or Boeing if streaming/Youtube came to an end when he moved out to Seattle. I guess he could get a customer service job there, but that's about it.

Wow ok that's a whopper right there, those companies hire from either the cream of the crop of graduating classes or they just send the jobs to India where they can bilk old people out of google play cards.
I know you're reading this Phil so I'll use terminology you'd understand, if you apply to either of those places you're application would be seen as a "good hand" or "developmental" in other words a jobber, a Charlie Fulton a Johnny Rodz an Iron Mike Sharpe if you will.

 

[PutridElephant]

He mentioned getting a job at Microsoft or Boeing if streaming/Youtube came to an end when he moved out to Seattle. I guess he could get a customer service job there, but that's about it.

Customer service? He'd have to see people and interact with them?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He mentioned getting a job at Microsoft or Boeing if streaming/Youtube came to an end when he moved out to Seattle. I guess he could get a customer service job there, but that's about it.

That's kind of a nothing answer because like 60% of Renton works at Boeing. It's probably a reason why Phil hates going out, because he has to hear his peers going on and on about their great Boeing jobs, while he's rotting on his couch.