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[Granola Grenadine]

Buckle up Cuckaroos....shit might be about to get real fuckin interesting

BREAKING: Mike Bloomberg wants Hillary Clinton as his running mate

Mike Bloomberg is considering making Hillary Clinton his running mate, a source close to his campaign has told Drudge Report.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So THAT'S the game, huh? "If I can't be elected, then I'll just be someone's running mate. That way I can still pretend I'm not cheating!"

 

[Based Papa John]

Let's play a game of Mad Libs.

There are more _______ in New York than in their home country of _______.

Irish
Ireland

Meme harder, dude.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

The DNC is beating the dead horse that Obama rode them to victory.

DTJ sliding in those DMs...

Why are you doing this to me? @Stoneheart good posting is hard enough for me to deal with.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Let's play a game of Mad Libs.

There are more _______ in New York than in their home country of _______.

Pizza Parlors, Italy/China?

 

[heyitsmike]

Tapping Hillary for VP makes no sense. For a moment, let's assume Hillary is willing to bite the bullet and accept the offer. How does this in any way benefit Mini Mike?

1. Tapping Hillary will instantly alienate the Bernie Bros who are already incensed that he bought the nomination. I mean, there are Bernie supporters that will never vote for anyone other than Sanders, but at least pick a token progressive to shore up that wing.

2. Bringing Hillary into the race will give Trump something that has always wanted to do: run against Hillary again.

3. Making Hillary VP will open him to an obvious suicide. inb4 "Bloomberg didn't kill himself."

Seriously, who around Bloomberg thinks that this is a good idea? As I've said before, it's hard to tell if Trump's enemies are working for him or really are that stupid.

I'm not sure I believe it. The original scoop came from the Drudge Report. Every other story I've seen on it references back to the original. This game of circular reporting happens all the time.

bernie - New York
hillary - New York
bloomberg - New York
trump - New York

Boris Johnson - New York

It is kinda funny that the heads of government of the US and the UK, plus two 2020 presidential candidates are all from NYC.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Obama, Sanders, and DNC back Hillary, Hillary loses 2016 election

DNC backs Robert O’Rourke, O’Rourke loses to Zodiac Killer

DNC backs Phil Bredesen, loses to Marsha Blackburn

Talib, Omar, Pressley and Ocasio-Cortez get elected, proceed to damage the DNC more than any Republican ever could

Green New Deal proposed in House of Representatives, is disliked by both House Republicans and Democrats

Pelosi “impeaches” Trump in the House, Trump gets acquitted by the Senate

It’s almost as if the DNC and its affiliated politicians are bad at politics, despite being entrenched in them

 

[The Great Chandler]

The interpretation of 1984 as being against nationalist populism is one of the most badly forced memes around lately.

Oh please! It could've been worse.

Imagine actually supporting the dystopia

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Oh please! It could've been worse.

Imagine actually supporting the dystopia

Death of the author interpretations are bullshit.

 

[Shaka Brah]

View attachment 1148569
Obama, Sanders, and DNC back Hillary, Hillary loses 2016 election

DNC backs Robert O’Rourke, O’Rourke loses to Zodiac Killer

DNC backs Phil Bredesen, loses to Marsha Blackburn

Talib, Omar, Pressley and Ocasio-Cortez get elected, proceed to damage the DNC more than any Republican ever could

Green New Deal proposed in House of Representatives, is disliked by both House Republicans and Democrats

Pelosi “impeaches” Trump in the House, Trump gets acquitted by the Senate

It’s almost as if the DNC and its affiliated politicians are bad at politics, despite being entrenched in them

Also didn't Trump get a pretty good reception at all the sports games he went to as Pres.? I remember seeing crowds cheering loudly for him.

 

[X Prime]

Also didn't Trump get a pretty good reception at all the sports games he went to as Pres.? I remember seeing crowds cheering loudly for him.

It got turned into a fake news fetish on the level of RUSSIAN COLLUSION that people booed him at various places.

 

[Shaka Brah]

It got turned into a fake news fetish on the level of RUSSIAN COLLUSION that people booed him at various places.

They're so desperate to tell people he's unpopular that they have to make up the anger against him.

 

[Ilmseil]

I don't buy the Hilldawg VP thing, rule #1 in narcissism is you don't let your sidekick outshine or be more popular than you. There's no way a race like that would turn into anything other than Hillary vs Trump grudge match with everyone completely ignoring anything Midget Mikey tried to say.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The snowflakes are angry at the current Nascar thing because she wants Trump to sign her helmet.

The replies are why I wish that using Twitter caused cancer.

Hailie Deegan on Twitter

“Today’s goal. Get my helmet signed by Trump https://t.co/5v9y2vrjPg”

twitter.com

YAAS QUEEN STONK WAMYN IN MALE DOMINATED FIELD SO BRAVE!

Wait, she wants to get her helmet signed by the President?

BURN THE WITCH!

If you add up all the corpses from the wars John Bolten aggressively shilled for you're probably at Hitler or at least Pol Pot levels.

Imagine how much more peaceful the world will be when that weaselly little fuck dies.

Fuck Jon The NeoCon Bolton, but this is just silly.

You can't compare mutual conflict between armed actors to intentional and implicit genocide.
Abdullah with an AK getting BTFO by Steve with a drone from 3000 miles away might not be a fair fight, but its still a fight and its not even close to the same as Annie getting thrown in the oven for being any ethnicity the Krauts didn't like or Tho and his entire family being gunned down for not producing enough grain to fuel REAL COMMUNISM THIS TIME GUYS!

The world will be no more peaceful. Humans have killed each other for tens of thousands of years, and will continue to kill each other as long as there are resources valuable enough to kill over.

But as long as they aren't Americans getting killed then IDGAF; and Bolton likes to get American blood spilled in other people's age-old resource conflicts, so fuck him.

 

[Private Pyle]

Oh please! It could've been worse.

Imagine actually supporting the dystopia

I’d say I’m surprised but there is actually a disturbing amount of people who are in favor of stricter government control and censorship; to them 1984 really does come off as a utopia. At the very least the comments section calls the author out, minus the two smug commies.

Death of the author interpretations are bullshit.

That’s mostly because people have a severe misunderstanding of what death of the author is supposed to be.
It’s basically mutated into “Fuck what the author says, my interpretation/headcanon is more valid.” Often times, the people who invoke death of the author the most don’t like the work they apply it too, just one or two ideas from it.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Oh please! It could've been worse.

Imagine actually supporting the dystopia

Surface of the fucking sun take!

 

[The Pink Panther]

Today is President's Day.

Any seething tweets where TDS'ers try to make their usual snarky jokes where they're like "Happy President's Day to a real president" and it's Obama?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I’d say I’m surprised but there is actually a disturbing amount of people who are in favor of stricter government control and censorship; to them 1984 really does come off as a utopia.

In the same vein, apparently the galaxy brains over at Cracked did a whole article declaring that the politically correct future of Demolition Man was in fact a utopia and John Spartan is the villain for wrecking it.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

In the same vein, apparently the galaxy brains over at Cracked did a whole article declaring that the politically correct future of Demolition Man was in fact a utopia and John Spartan is the villain for wrecking it.

Simon Phoenix (the official "villain" and true hero of that story) actually wrecked it the most. But he's black, so I don't expect Cracked to openly recognize that.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

If anything was the true "villain" of Demolition Man, it was the media. the trickle down media whores put John Spartan into cryo in the first place.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"You want Trump to shrink the government and give it less power? Fucking bootlicker."

Well duh! If the government is smaller they can't crack down on the nazi transphobe kkk deplorables tweeting hate memes online and next thing you know they'll be marching in the streets lynching 9 year old wheelchair-bound trans womyn of color!

Checkmate, nazi!

Any funny stories involving a student trolling the teacher over it, or is that a negative?

In a similar vein, I bet there was one high school where students had to write a paper about how electing Obama was the greatest thing to happen to America, but I don't think anything topped the insanity of a teacher teaching young students a song of praise to Barack Hussein Obama.

I was a Junior in HS when Obama first got elected and all the classes had the inauguration on their TVs and we got to watch the Rise of the Chocolate Messiah instead of working. Now, I only have indirect evidence but my history teacher is still there and I would not be surprised if she's gone all TDS. I remember telling her about Jon Stossel moving to Fox News back then and she got mad about it.

The biggest issue I have comparing Trump and 1984 is that all the draconian bullshit was used by the Inner Party to control the Outer Party.

Proles were expected to work in a factory, get off work, spend two hours at a pub and go home. As long as they had beer and football, they were content.

For fuck's sake, Newspeak was developed for the Outer Parth. Same with the weird surveillance radios and televisions.

Idk why you're surprised. Not only do these people have SparkNotes-level understanding at best, they also would look down on the proles anyway bevause they've revealed themselves to be classist bougie twats on many occasions. I'd be a better commie than these fucks because I actually work instead of wanting to sit on my fat ass and collect neetbux.

That would complete the system of German Idealism and Bernie Bros would become neoreactionary.

I wonder who the poor, misunderstood art student will be this time?

People talk about the "school to prison pipeline." What we need is to make a DOJ to prison pipeline to lock up all these unelected bureaucrats and judges who are constantly trying to change the nation without approval.

Oh god this is a fucking boomer post. I'm a boomer.

Congratulations, good sir! Here's your starter kit:

shitlibs
denial

it's not just secular jews that are the problem, you need to expand your horizons my dude

People also don't notice that the old founding stock WASPs that are still around also tend to be super cucked, along with their traditional Episcopal and Presbyterian churches

View attachment 1148569
Obama, Sanders, and DNC back Hillary, Hillary loses 2016 election

DNC backs Robert O’Rourke, O’Rourke loses to Zodiac Killer

DNC backs Phil Bredesen, loses to Marsha Blackburn

Talib, Omar, Pressley and Ocasio-Cortez get elected, proceed to damage the DNC more than any Republican ever could

Green New Deal proposed in House of Representatives, is disliked by both House Republicans and Democrats

Pelosi “impeaches” Trump in the House, Trump gets acquitted by the Senate

It’s almost as if the DNC and its affiliated politicians are bad at politics, despite being entrenched in them

Interesting how all the things he mentions also have zero to do with being good at sports.
"Aww man, its thunderstorming! Guess we can't play."
"HA HA you suck at sportsball! NEEEEEERRRRRD!!!"