dismissfrogs
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I love how she thinks Shakespeare is worth bragging over, when basically everyone read that shit in high school.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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The tension between her and Bibi is even worse now. He must be counting the days until this wheezing, chattering blimp is gone from his home.
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He better be ready to count for a long time, bitch ain't gonna move out by April 1. If she truly believes it she's a lot more rètarded than we thought.
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We all knew Bibi wasn't eating cheesecake or pizza or whatever dairy thing she was "saving" either. In addition to being lactose intolerant, he doesn't like cheese, so it's not like he'd buy and take lactose pills just to eat some half eaten food he doesn't even like.
I'm looking forward to more of this in the future. Red lipstick and yellow eyeshadow for McDonalds. Add a bit of blue for her second supper at Burger King. Slap some orange on top of the yellow for her triple hitter through Harveys.
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He seems really done with her shit, in this video you could see she was super uncomfortable with him around her while she was trying to eat and read her mystery story. I’ve never heard him so much in the background of her videos before but he seems to genuinely be done with her; he was slamming doors, talking to himself and his game, moving stuff around and stomping around so much that she looked embarrassed. But she still uploaded it so she can’t be that embarrassed
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"But he didn't smell too homeless" should go on her headstone
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Oh, no problem for her to invent further reasons to maintain her addiction, she's very good at that. Now she could go the "I need bariatric surgery" route. She can pretend that she needs to loose some weight before that. She can manage to fail doing so for a loong time. Meanwhile some real medical emergencies will come her way. And so on and on. Perfect!
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I still am trying to figure out the logistics on how she is going to move out. Chins can't just sit and eat without gasping for breath, so how will she physically pack shit up and move? Moving is exhausting even for a person who is in shape. I have two theories:
1) She is going to make Bibi do all of the work for packing/moving and he is starting to realize this now. If true, I think we will see more Bibi interruptions and blatant displays of disgust (Bibi rise up!!) She may be counting on Peetz to help, but something tells me he won't even if he has agreed to it beforehand. As cucked as he is, he has shown some signs of being mean to her lately and I think this continues.
2) She is going on her eating binges in order to deteriorate her health to where she is either in the hospital or in such a bad way she cannot move out. Sort of a "look at poor me, Bibi, sorry I guess I have to stay given my terrible luck with my health."
I lean towards theory 2. She loves sympathy and asspats at nearly any cost-- even if it kills her. Plus, all the fast food binges her heart desires. It's a win-win!
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Clotso has it all figured out to a certain degree: she has magnanimously bequeathed all the cat-mangled, roach-infested furniture to Bibi. So, she won't need a moving van, and she won't need to haul furniture.
I assume she has a mountain of clothing on the floor of her closet, but I doubt she can fit into most of it. So she really doesn't need to do much more than sort through the junk in her room. A normal human can do that in less than a day, but she's likely to take ten times as long and wait until the last minute to start.
It is her procrastination and laziness that will trip her up this time. Despite what she has claimed, I seriously doubt she has bothered looking for an apartment so far. I expect that she probably told Peetz to do the apartment finding, despite the fact that he works all day and she doesn't. April 1 will arrive with no legwork done on moving out, and the sister is due to move in then. I am anticipating a frenzy of weirdness as April 1 approaches and passes.
There's no real reason why she can't move out tomorrow if she really wants (unless she has no money and needs to wait for a YouTube check). So why doesn't she? Because she refuses to process this whole move; she just picks a date weeks in the future and defers any thought on the matter until then, a move in line with general deathfatty comportment.
I am still hoping flunky Peetz fails to come through, and our fat heroine is left with no alternative but move back with mom. I don't know what it is like to rent an apartment in Canada, but I would assume that a couple living off of a minimum wage earner and fluctuating checks from YouTube would not have many options available to them, especially if they have no record of leasing anything in their names. If her credit is as poor as I suspect it is, it gets even harder.
If Bibi were smart, he'd move out and just leave her to fester in her own filth. However, if the lease is in his name and is not month-to-month, he's kinda trapped. He's partly responsible for this whole mess though, so he probably deserves it.
I assume she has a mountain of clothing on the floor of her closet, but I doubt she can fit into most of it. So she really doesn't need to do much more than sort through the junk in her room. A normal human can do that in less than a day, but she's likely to take ten times as long and wait until the last minute to start.
It is her procrastination and laziness that will trip her up this time. Despite what she has claimed, I seriously doubt she has bothered looking for an apartment so far. I expect that she probably told Peetz to do the apartment finding, despite the fact that he works all day and she doesn't. April 1 will arrive with no legwork done on moving out, and the sister is due to move in then. I am anticipating a frenzy of weirdness as April 1 approaches and passes.
There's no real reason why she can't move out tomorrow if she really wants (unless she has no money and needs to wait for a YouTube check). So why doesn't she? Because she refuses to process this whole move; she just picks a date weeks in the future and defers any thought on the matter until then, a move in line with general deathfatty comportment.
I am still hoping flunky Peetz fails to come through, and our fat heroine is left with no alternative but move back with mom. I don't know what it is like to rent an apartment in Canada, but I would assume that a couple living off of a minimum wage earner and fluctuating checks from YouTube would not have many options available to them, especially if they have no record of leasing anything in their names. If her credit is as poor as I suspect it is, it gets even harder.
If Bibi were smart, he'd move out and just leave her to fester in her own filth. However, if the lease is in his name and is not month-to-month, he's kinda trapped. He's partly responsible for this whole mess though, so he probably deserves it.
DongMiguel
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Holy shit her breathing at the beginning of the video is so bad...I legit thought she was about to pass out and all she was doing was filming her damn cat.
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Okay, pardon the makeup-sperg, but... Does she use a cut crease technique to shape in her cheek bones?
I have to agree with @Strine: She is truly an innovator. Damn.
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If she had any brains at all, she'd be living out of boxes for the next month and a half. She already coerced Malan into sorting through everything and packing it all up for the fumigation. If she was considerate at all, she'd be living with the bare minimum of shit, leaving the vast majority of her trash packed up and ready for James to haul out of there. But we know damn well she's not considerate. She will likely unpack everything she owns out of spite, and guilt Malan into repacking it up for her, and use James to haul it out and haul it in to the new place.
James better put some rules into place for her. He doesn't give a fuck about her health and apparently enjoys looking at her disgusting, saggy, lumpy, diaper-looking ass, but she is their only ride anywhere. If he lets her get completely bedbound, there will be no more comics. No groceries, no "travel vlogs", no rides to the call center. Considering she's been his only ride since we've known them, even though most of it was spent living an hour apart, he should be mighty protective of his only transportation.
James better put some rules into place for her. He doesn't give a fuck about her health and apparently enjoys looking at her disgusting, saggy, lumpy, diaper-looking ass, but she is their only ride anywhere. If he lets her get completely bedbound, there will be no more comics. No groceries, no "travel vlogs", no rides to the call center. Considering she's been his only ride since we've known them, even though most of it was spent living an hour apart, he should be mighty protective of his only transportation.
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I checked the comments on her newest video. She still clearly deletes any trace of criticism, every comment is positive. Here are the most 
comments and two comments about Bibi. Apparently she's working on another new intro and she'll update us soon on the situation with Bibi, even though she said yesterday or the day before that that she doesn't really want to talk about.
comments and two comments about Bibi. Apparently she's working on another new intro and she'll update us soon on the situation with Bibi, even though she said yesterday or the day before that that she doesn't really want to talk about.
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Somehow, the one about Worcestershire and the "American language" is the most preposterous of all these comments.I checked the comments on her newest video. She still clearly deletes any trace of criticism, every comment is positive. Here are the most
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Now it's confirmed that Rhodes scholars are watching and cheering on our ham-hock heroine.
Queen of Moderation
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It seems as if all of Chantal's asspatters are as uneducated as she is. They can barely string a whole sentence together. That said, if you want to see real re.tards in action, go to Pink Fairy's comments. I don't think any of their IQs are even approximating 75.Somehow, the one about Worcestershire and the "American language" is the most preposterous of all these comments.
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No doubt this has already been identified as a possible explanation for her inexcusable, horrifying, truly gross and disgusting behavior lately-she needs rent money to move. She is prostituting herself, and throwing her health under the stereotypical bus to get first and last months rent. And, ole Pete, well he is either the nicest guy in the world for bailing her out, or the biggest moron in all of beautiful Canada. I'm going with the latter.
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To me the answer is easy : grandma will once again provide to the leech by paying movers who will also pack Chantal's stuff for her.
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I hate this deathfat thing of always having something to fucking dip shit in. She’s dipping those sandwiches in fucking beef water for crying out loud
It's called a french dip.
I agree the hamplanets all overuse dips and sauces, but don't hate on a beef french dip sandwich.
Does eggplant head know how much movers cost when they need to load the truck as well as moving everything into the new place? It can be pretty steep and I can't imagine grandma is made of money.
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Realistically, Bibi is probably going to pack her shit and move it for her. It's worth it for him to just bite the bullet and do it, to get her the fuck out of his life. Besides, she doesn't really seem to own that much. Just 800 unused kitchen tools, like 4 shirts, and her classy ikea screen wall set. It's not like she has books or collectibles or furniture worth keeping. If she takes the bed, that's the only thing she seems to own that would even need a truck. And Chinny seems like Canadian white trash, someone in her family has a truck.