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What if Chris Chan died in the original house fire of 2014? What would be Chris's legacy had he died back then? How would he be remembered?
2014 so this would be before the Idea Guys, Sockness, Neptunia, the merge, etc.
 
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KiwiJoe said:
What if Chris Chan died in the original house fire of 2014? What would be Chris's legacy had he died back then? How would he be remembered?
2014 so this would be before the Idea Guys, Sockness, Neptunia, the merge, etc.
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Folk don't go near that old Branchland home since the fire.
Used to only be old man Chandler up there, a retired solder and lumber merchant, used to live at the end of the street with his dawg.
Yep, Ol' Bobby lived alone in that lonely house, but the neighbours swore up and down that he was never truly alone - the place was cursed by a Cherokee witch back in the days of President Jackson.
They say on a hot summer night, when the air is still and the bullfrogs fall silent, you can hear a faint whining sound from the gables. These are probably just old moonshiner tales, but they say it almost sounds like a lost soul plaintively calling out to their beloved "I'm coming, I'm coming Julie. Julie!"
Ol Bobby passed on a few years before the fire, but if you ever drive through rural Virginia around midsummer, don't stop in Ruckersville.
They say the wraith still roams the town, staying up all night if it has to, crying "I don't know where to go..."
 
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What if ever single troll and wéén died due to coming into contact with Chris.
 
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He'd probably try and look for the house, eventually giving up and just eating the food instead. He'd probably make up some excuse like "Magi-Chan wanted lunch and possessed me."
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All Chris has to do is get rid off all the junk and trash out of sonchu maybe vacuum it out and get some air freshener, shower before he starts and keep some febreeze handy and he might be able to earn some money as a Lyft or Uber driver. If he tried doing it as is he'd get a flat out 1 star if he's lucky. But I've ridden with lyfta that use old clunkers too those driver at least had the courtesy to clean and air them out first.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
All Chris has to do is get rid off all the junk and trash out of sonchu maybe vacuum it out and get some air freshener, shower before he starts and keep some febreeze handy and he might be able to earn some money as a Lyft or Uber driver. If he tried doing it as is he'd get a flat out 1 star if he's lucky. But I've ridden with lyfta that use old clunkers too those driver at least had the courtesy to clean and air them out first.
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He would also have to keep his gob shut. Can you imagine a captive audience for his merge shit? "Aaaaaa! No more! Just let me out on this street corner! Stop the fucking car!"
 
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What if Chris was smart enough, and he'd transform his house into some type of indie themed hotel/bed and breakfast and have people stay? His enablers would go for it, and he would make a profit, considering if county and state laws permit it. But before that, he's got to get rid of the horde. Realistically, we all know he won't have possession of his house.
 
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