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He would get even deeper into debt meanwhile the hit-men would just ask themselves "Where the fuck is Molvania?" "Where the hell is Cwcville?" if they were incompetent enough to accept a job from Chris in the first place.
The only ones who might would probably be from the dark web; which I'm pretty sure aren't real hit-men.
 
What if all the wééns, enablers, a-logs, and white knights had s gladiator battle to the death?
 
He'd put it on sale for 25k$ when even in prime condition they wouldn't be worth more than 800$

That said, what if Chris cleaned his room and dusted his legos?

He could probably get some multiple of what they're worth by selling individually and in small lots but he'd shit himself instead by failing to deliver and getting kicked off ebay or whatever special lego site they have for selling used legos. The kind of people who buy those are as autistic as Chris but super picky about their shit. They wouldn't put up with some asshole just not delivering. He'd be soon banned.
 
since Ben Taint is so good at raising money on Kickstarter...(he’s already got RadCon 4 funded)
what if he started a campaign to pay off all Chris‘s debt? How mad do you think every one on this forum would be?
 
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What if Borb had a meth lab in the secret basement?
since Ben Taint is so good at raising money on Kickstarter...(he’s already got RadCon 4 funded)
what if he started a campaign to pay off all Chris‘s debt? How mad do you think every one on this forum would be?
That is if Ben himself pays the debt. If it's sent to Chris, you know how it goes.
 
What if Chris was called Julay and when he fucked the blowup doll he shouted Chrissaaaaay!
What if A-Log was called Eric Ween and epic win was epic A-Log?
What if Chris was from West Virginia instead of Virginia?
What if the love quest was a love odyssey?
What if Mary Lee Walsh was 20 years younger?
 
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What if a museum took a legit interest in Chris's art, being how art snobs are, showcasing Chris's drawings and looking at them while making comments like: "here, you can see the artists struggle."
 
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If Chris hadn't trooned out, would the Farms be as tranny-centric to the point where 4thwavenow and /r/GC discuss us as quasi-allies?
 
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