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What if Chris had Cosmo and Wanda?
Depends on when he would have gotten them. Classic Chris would make wishes for things to get girlfriends or to get revenge on the trolls, both of which would miraculously backfire because of Chris’ incompetence. nuChris would wish to live in CWCville, like how Timmy would sometimes wish to visit cartoon or comic worlds for an episode.
 
What if Chris had Cosmo and Wanda?
Either all his wishes would horribly backfire immediately due to autism and low cleverness, or he'd rise to power and subjugate the entire Charlottesville area like Crocker did with Dimmsdale when he had the magic muffin, because that's like what Chris already does in his fantasy world.
 
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What if Megan was the sperg who came up with Sonichu while Chris was obsessed with Nazi's and Sailor Moon?
 
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What if instead of becoming a troon Chris became a right wing extremist?
Would he think that all his trolls are actually jewish agents trying to stop him from fulfilling his love quest and beginning a new Aryan era?
 
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Someone earlier in the thread asked "What if Chris grew up in Portland or Seattle?" and I'm honestly not sure how that would change how he turned out, aside from some of his mannerisms and pronunciations that are distinctly Southern and Mid-Atlantic in nature.

I think a better question would be "What if Chris moved to Portland?" since you've got so many lolcows based in that area, including ADF. It helps that Portland has a lot of social services that Chris more than qualifies for, and if he stuck to living in some pod in the worst part of town or renting a cheapo place in the outer Portland areas, he might be able to live off of the tugboat and extra gibs by himself (albeit just barely)

There's also the issue of how the SJW's will react to Chris living there. Chris is a troon, one of the highest tiers of the Progressive Stack, but I wouldn't put it past some out-of-the-loop lefty to think he's still the "Classic Chris" of the late 2000's who hates the gays and doesn't date black girls, and then try to harass him.
 
What if they cloned Chris and dropped off 100 of him into enemy territory during wartime?
 
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