Containment What If?

Broseph said:
What if Megan was the sperg who came up with Sonichu while Chris was obsessed with Nazi's and Sailor Moon?
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Sonichu would be normal experemental comic series and we would see cameo with Chris as netrual/dark side (or as horror chapter)
Character design would be more thoughtful, unlike Chris's.(I can say that she would THE FIRST fanfic-comic writer in Sonic fandom)
Moreover, I'm sure Megan would have good storytelling (less plot holes and etc) so... MeganWiki would be really good wiki of experemental Mary Sues. If the chronology of events has not changed (including Megan would have ceased all contacts with Chris for all well-known reasons), maybe Sonic would have been very ... dramatic work with elements of horror, comedy and despire.
Nonethenless, she would not have escaped cyberbullying, threats, and general hate in the internet.
Also don't forget about Chris. He was, is and will in EncyclopediaDramatic, but for another reason.
 
What if Chris Chan was made a baby/toddler again and you were forced to raise him and be his Mom/Dad?
 
Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
What if social security collapses, how would this affect Chris?
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Eh... Chris already squanders most of his tugboat on shit he absolutely doesn't need. I know Bob & Barb used to take a percentage of his check for "room and board" but I don't know if Barb still does that. I think we can all agree that Barb's not long for this world, so if Social Security collapses after her time's up, it'll definitely be bad news for Chris. I'm assuming the Branchland Court house is already mortgaged to death, so Chris would probably become homeless and bankrupt. The few relatives he ever had relationships with want nothing to do with him now. But assuming that Medicare and other social services don't also collapse, I guess it's possible that Chris could end up in some kind of group home for adults with developmental disabilities, either government-funded or run by a charity. A lot of times those places will help the residents with their basic needs and give them some sort of very simple, menial job a few days a week. This would also mean Chris would be way more likely to get actual, ongoing psychiatric care - he might even be required to. Personally I see *zero* chance of Chris being able to attain housing and employment without a whole lot of help from some type of organization. But I don't really see Chris tolerating living in a group home or similar facility... it would make him even less desirable to women (if that's even possible) and he'd have to deal with sharing his house with a bunch of slow-in-the-minds.
 
If Chris had to do a sport, which would he be best at?
 
What if Chris produced a pair of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS:briefs: and you forced to change them under threat of death by gunshot?
 
ConcernedCitizen said:
What if instead of becoming a troon Chris became a right wing extremist?
Would he think that all his trolls are actually jewish agents trying to stop him from fulfilling his love quest and beginning a new Aryan era?
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His current state would be less sad and a bit more lulzy. Probably wouldn't hate Pmurt too.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
What if they cloned Chris and dropped off 100 of him into enemy territory during wartime?
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They would all die on the spot due to their lack of experience on the battlefield.

What if Chris’ Sonichu medallion was symphogear relic?

What if Chris was invited to Shang Tsung’s Island to participate on Mortal Kombat.

What if Chris was in One Piece?

What if Wise an Boyd never waddled their way into Chris’ life?
 
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Grimoire Weiss said:
What if Chris hire a hit-man to kill all them damn dirty trolls?
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He would get even deeper into debt meanwhile the hit-men would just ask themselves "Where the fuck is Molvania?" "Where the hell is Cwcville?" if they were incompetent enough to accept a job from Chris in the first place.
 
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