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The tard downstairs had a party I called the cops twice for. One of his buddies took a stinky piss on the back steps, worse than my diabetic piss. Imma fail a drug test just from breathing the air in this building. I'm going to leave a half eaten durian in his fucking mailbox.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I'm so glad McDonald's has become the premier destination not just for bums but loud, stereotypically angry European old farts. I gotta learn how to call somebody a yeasty cunt in Polish.
I'm sure this is what Ray Kroc envisioned so long ago, a place you can get both diabetes and hepatitis.
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lol
You're angry hahaha
Do you work at mcdonalds?
There is a blog where you can meet a Polish Hearts, who no matter how she teaches you Polish mats and expressions
 
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My ISP blocked the farms, not a biggie since I have a VPN and my ISP is particularly famous for blocking shit like imgur and even worldpress.
What's funny is that they never blocked 4chan or even 8chan when it was a thing. Can't make fun of all those who live in the land down under anymore.
 
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I think I've finally become Red Foreman and I have no problem with it whatsoever.
 
A guy on youtube by the name of Alex Kuular did a cover of Linkin Park;s Numb and incorporated Mongolian throat singing into it, and it sounds awesome.
 
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Yesterday my curiosity peaked so I had to got to a nearby theater and watched Sonic The Hedgehog in their fancy Imax-like room (because Cinemark is that cheap never to pay full royalties). Aside from the endless previews for sequels that didn't need to happen (did we really need a second Peter Rabbit?), it was an OK popcorn film. Jim Carrey certainly hams it up well as Robotnik. I was getting Cable Guy vibes with his performance. Be interesting if a sequel ever does happen for this one, it's certainly made it's money easy.

Also found out about Fanatical and picked up this bundle for a good price! Not bad when the games are cheap!
 
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I think the only videos I enjoy that the YouTube algorithm ever brings me are silly random animal videos. Like I just got this:


And that's pretty amusing.

Weirdly though, they never seemed to grasp that I like seeing bizarre ocean life, but I click one Deus Ex meme and I can't get away from "JC Denton is awkward haha" videos for like a month
 
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For anyone who could use a laugh:

Pissmaster said:
I think the only videos I enjoy that the YouTube algorithm ever brings me are silly random animal videos. Like I just got this:


And that's pretty amusing.

Weirdly though, they never seemed to grasp that I like seeing bizarre ocean life, but I click one Deus Ex meme and I can't get away from "JC Denton is awkward haha" videos for like a month
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On the subject of bizarre ocean life:
 
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Downstairs tard hasn't had a party in two days but he's sleeping until midnight and slamming the foyer door constantly. I hope his tard wrangler scolded him for violating his lease. I don't know how you'd get rid of that much weed stench.

He was sitting at the bus shelter looking very sad and cigarette-less and I stood outside the old man bar across the way and lit up a delicious cigar and stared at him while I enjoyed it. He looked pained.
 
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