Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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I still can't get over the insane fit he threw over GG. It's too bad, since I used to watch quite a bit of X-Play. He never struck me as particularly nuts at the time. But there's no way he's making a legit comeback. It's hard to find anyone more washed up in the games commentary business than Sessler. Any attention he gets will be purely from his past connections in the industry.
 
I remember Sessler from Tech TV before G4, Xplay, and that ginger hottie Morgan Webb(what happened to her btw). He was always a bit of a spaz, but I never would have thought he'd fallen to a spoony level of T.D.S. I wanna laugh, but it's honestly sad seeing his current state. With his early connections and the way games boomed how did he not secure so cake job in the industry? Probably the coke.
 
I remember Sessler from Tech TV before G4, Xplay, and that ginger hottie Morgan Webb(what happened to her btw).

IIRC, Morgan Webb is doing well and is married to some rich guy. As far as I know, she stayed the fuck out of Gamergate or any culture war bullshit because she's too busy actually playing video games, being part of her own game studio, and generally enjoying life.

Earlier in this thread, someone pointed out that Morgan Webb moved onto greater things and is a sane functional adult while Sessler became a pathetic coke fiend.

Honestly, Adam Sessler is like the shoddy soyboy knockoff of Charlie Sheen, complete with the cocaine habit and the soy Millennial beard.
 
The only thing I remember from E3 2013 is all the threads I saw where people were speculating about him being on cocaine. It was pretty much a meme, afaik, the only realistic explanation I recall is that he took pills to stay awake. That seemed to make sense, Sessler was slurring his speech pretty badly at some points, like someone struggling to stay awake. Just look at this. Also, worth mentioning that time he took a star rating off a game because of an achievement called "Bros before hoes" in Rev3's God of War Ascension review.

He literally sounds like someone doing an impression of a retard.
 
Well, at least he doesn't look like the tranny porn guy anymore. He's probably more likely to have AIDS now due to junkie behavior though. There are two sides to everything, really.
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P.S. I really hope he discovers Twitch streaming. The milk would be incredible.
 
Hah. Good. Fuck this skinhead coke fiend fuckhead.

I know he wasn't the only cause back then, but Adam and the shit he spewed out on G4 signaled the end of the days when you could have different hobbies and be a video gamer and not be judged for it. It's thanks to shitheads like him that dickless ass end nerds who earn their reps by wallowing in their own self made pity and social filth now throw their hobbies around as if they think society owes them sex or something.... Hold on, I swear there's a word to fill this in perfectly... Indeliberate.... Intentional.... Informative.... Involuntary.... Then... Celebate? Intentionally Celebate, or Incel, there we go. /joke

I'm glad Big Bang Theory exists to make his flock mad, and that he's got a thread here on the Farms. To learn that he's a cokehead narcissist too? I'll be smiling on days with this. Fuck you Adam, you deserve this. Lap it up for all that it's worth.
 
Was always a bitch. But I do remember quite a few classic episodes from around 2004-2005.

Such as:


Though looking back at them. They actually aren't that good

Never would've thought he would stoop as low to become a full SJW cuck, and tranny cock sucker. Daammn

Ratty gives this bitch ass cuck a 1 out of 5


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Sessler sucks for the same reason Peter Coffin does: they just end up so angrily political it's not even funny anymore. You get the feeling there's a ticking clock above their heads but you don't know what the time is and staying tuned is just such a drag.
 
Was always a bitch. But I do remember quite a few classic episodes from around 2004-2005.

Such as:

Though looking back at them. They actually aren't that good

Never would've thought he would stoop as low to become a full SJW cuck, and tranny cock sucker. Daammn
I guess you can say the Adam Sessler we once remembered on X-Play has passed away. The current Adam Sessler can go kill himself for all we care. He might as well snort more cocaine from Zoe Quinn's anus.
 
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Wasn't Morgan like the second female co-host for X-Play? And didn't she leave and another chick came on until it died? Like Morgan was just the longest lasting co-host with Adam right?
 
Wasn't Morgan like the second female co-host for X-Play? And didn't she leave and another chick came on until it died? Like Morgan was just the longest lasting co-host with Adam right?

Back in the earliest years when X-play was originally, Gamespot Tv, long before I watched it, Adam did host with some broad name Lauren Felder. Toward the end of its time as Gamsepot TV, somewhere in 2000, Kate Botello, who had originally been the co-host of The Screen Savers alongside Leo Laporte (in fact, they were the most popular personalities on TechTv at the time), was brought in to co-host with Adam. The following year, the show dropped the Gamespot moniker and became Extended play. Its during this era I first started watching the show, though I barely remember that time, besides the episode she announced she was leaving the show and moving to New York. That was in 2002, so her time on the show was actually relatively short. Adam then hosted the show on his own till April 2003, when the show became X-play. It should be noted that I remember this era relatively well, and it was a far cry from what the show ultimately became; it was down to Earth, there were no cringy skits or sophomoric humor, the gratuitous swearing and stupid levels of edginess were nonexistent, and Adam was likable as a solitary host merely rating games for his audience.

When the show became X-play, that's when Morgan Webb came on (she had also formerly been on The Screen Savers and was also on Call for Help), and the show slowly morphed into the weird little thing it eventually became. This transformation only got worse when Comcast bought TechTv and merged it with G4, presaging the slow downfall of the network. Kristin Adams (at the time Kristin Holt) was brought on to do cheat code segments in 2008 after leaving her own show, Cheat!, which was wound down soon afterwards. She would occasionally host the show and stick around for the remainder of its run. Its also around this time that the show got away from just being about gaming reviews. Sessler finally left the show, and the network in 2012, from what I can remember over some kind of pay dispute. From then on, Morgan co-hosted the show with Blair Herter (from Attack of the Show), with Kristin and Herter's wife, Jessica Chobot, serving as co-hosts and correspondents (Tiffany Smith, Alex Sim-Wise and Joel Gourdin had all served as correspondents for the show at one point in its run or another). This final iteration of the show didn't last long, as it was canned in January the next year. G4 limped along until 2014 when they canned the whole network.
 
You have Adam Sessler: Emotionally incontinent manchild, aged like manure, bounced from one bullshit nepotist gig to the next trading on his past fame and now simping for his career back after telling his past fans to eat shit, probably because he's broke and needs drug money.

That's a lot of people on the internet these days. After they get popular, they are willing to be trade anything to keep that relevancy. They aren't a person anymore. They are just a paid mouthpiece of whatever contracter has hired them out for that month.
 
IIRC, Morgan Webb is doing well and is married to some rich guy. As far as I know, she stayed the fuck out of Gamergate or any culture war bullshit because she's too busy actually playing video games, being part of her own game studio, and generally enjoying life.

Earlier in this thread, someone pointed out that Morgan Webb moved onto greater things and is a sane functional adult while Sessler became a pathetic coke fiend.

Honestly, Adam Sessler is like the shoddy soyboy knockoff of Charlie Sheen, complete with the cocaine habit and the soy Millennial beard.
it's funny, people on the internet thought she was the fake one only there for sex appeal and cessler was the "real gamer" when the show was airing , but if you actually heard her speak off script it was clearly the opposite. I loved when she went to the ps3 reveal event (at tokyo game show I think?) and shat all over some new racing game (gran turismo?) for having 300 dollars worth of dlc right off the bat. this was before people were used to that shit. I still remember the line she ended on: "fuck you sony. fuck you".
 
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