DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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mr piggy is sad and salty tonight, I have no idea why

Give it another 20 minutes with some pity begging. He'll get another $50. Bet.

 

[tzgnilki]

Give it another 20 minutes with some pity begging. He'll get another $50. Bet.

boomer segment and impromptu qna fan service segment

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

iirc, there was a point where it looked like phil or one of his wheelchairs was viewbotting him
and phil immediately went on the defensive screaming that tevin was viewbotting his streams

There was an interesting theory that he was doing it to jank the algorithm on Twitch so he would be suggested more.

yeah a few days after phil screamed bloody murder about tevin he suddenly gets botted
all the while tevin has no clue what's going on

Botting is expensive and keeping it up for no real benefit isn't in anyone's interest. On the other hand Tevin is about as trustworthy as dave imo, but I'll be careful sharing my opinions on his dirty laundry since I feel the distinct presence of his fans in the thread as of late. There's no reason in any case to take Tevin's word over Phils or to even assume that either knows.

Remember when he showed off his Yoshi costume, and then proceeded to insult a guy who said the costume "looked like it came from a dollar store"? Or his Minecraft rant where he talks about how the detractors ruined his life by insulting him, and then proceeded to call a guy a pussy because he suggested that "Phil doesn't call people idiots all the time"?
The man simultaneously wants to wring pity out of people's hearts, yet also flexes on them at every given opportunity. He wants to be seen as a poor, retired veteran, yet also a king to be worshipped and respected. You have to feel sorry for him yet look up to him at the same time. He's just the casual, every-man gamer who only wants to chill and have fun, but also you should listen to his game reviews, most other gaming voices are shills who are only in it for the money.

This is called Ego-Id pivoting and it happens because of an underdeveloped superego. Go figure it explains Philliam perfectly.

 

[Schmeckel]

He could have done stuff to them, but he didn't.

Actual DSP statement that I wish I could find.

Closest thing I could find to it, really.

 

[PieceofShet]

Is he playing a game on stream or is he dead? What you think?

 

[GuatamaBay]

He’s so full of shit lmao, this is totally either a story he overheard and embellished or completely made up. Nobody is believing you had some crazy Animal House party dorm, Phil, and adding that part about some guy slashing up a water pipe with a fucking bowie knife cus you were smoochin his girl is just ridiculous.

 

[actually]

I had a revelation of sorts tonight. Every "Retrospective" begathon is Phil basically being a react streamer but to his own garbage videos. You know, the people he likes to shit on (among everyone else, of course).

 

[Toilet Man]

On the other hand Tevin is about as trustworthy as dave imo, but I'll be careful sharing my opinions on his dirty laundry since I feel the distinct presence of his fans in the thread as of late. There's no reason in any case to take Tevin's word over Phils or to even assume that either knows.

I'm a fan of Tevin's vids but I'm not part of any gay cult of personality, so if you have damning info on the guy you should absolutely drop it. If it's so bad that you don't see any real difference between him and DSP I'm sure a lot of other Tevin fans would appreciate it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Tonight's streamchat Sidella highlight

This guy never cease to amaze me

And feel free to move it to the Sidella thread later but I just want to show people who only follow the main thread how autistic and retarded Sidella is

The chat literally baited him to cheer 100 bits to say something about a newly created account GayVincent

Phil's response:

"ok, sure, i'll check it later"

And nothing was done

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I had a revelation of sorts tonight. Every "Retrospective" begathon is Phil basically being a react streamer but to his own garbage videos. You know, the people he likes to shit on (among everyone else, of course).

You know, for someone who has as much khantent as Phil, you never see him...do anything with it, do you? Like he never points to a specific playthrough as "This was one of my best, you guys should watch that for a laugh". He never engages his audience as to how they found him, or what they remember about his "prolific" career. All that footage is just left to rot.
What if, during his pre-streams, instead of a slideshow of ads, he just had footage of his gameplay running in the background? You wouldn't even need audio, just random clips of all the games DSP's played over the years.
I don't know. I don't have a business degree.

 

[MoonRocker]

You know, for someone who has as much khantent as Phil, you never see him...do anything with it, do you? Like he never points to a specific playthrough as "This was one of my best, you guys should watch that for a laugh". He never engages his audience as to how they found him, or what they remember about his "prolific" career. All that footage is just left to rot.
What if, during his pre-streams, instead of a slideshow of ads, he just had footage of his gameplay running in the background? You wouldn't even need audio, just random clips of all the games DSP's played over the years.
I don't know. I don't have a business degree.

Similar setup to a lot of YT videos where someone talks about a topic but they have gameplay video running in the background unrelated to what they’re talking about — fellow wannabe-cow ItsAGundam prominently does this as many others.

You know, that’s actually a cool idea but it’ll never get implemented because it requires a minimum amount of effort and Dark is averse to anything that requires personal investment if it’s not Bejeweled in the form of gay sweaty dudes.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

You know, for someone who has as much khantent as Phil, you never see him...do anything with it, do you? Like he never points to a specific playthrough as "This was one of my best, you guys should watch that for a laugh".

Because it gives him no value. Like the condo rental options since it didn't in his mind solve all of his problems it was entirely useless effort. Despite how it could have paid for the condo for him and prevented some of this mess.

He never engages his audience as to how they found him, or what they remember about his "prolific" career. All that footage is just left to rot.
What if, during his pre-streams, instead of a slideshow of ads, he just had footage of his gameplay running in the background? You wouldn't even need audio, just random clips of all the games DSP's played over the years.

This is an amazing idea and since he reads this I hope his stupid, prediabetic, limp dick, lying ass picks it up and claims alotsapeeple have been asking him privately or something. It's a good use for his library but it also takes a few seconds of simple labor so its doomed there.

Similar setup to a lot of YT videos where someone talks about a topic but they have gameplay video running in the background unrelated to what they’re talking about — fellow wannabe-cow ItsAGundam prominently does this as many others.

Before the ItsAGundam dude you mentioned got popular someone I know was raving about how based he was but he just comes off as a tard with hot takes to me. I'll have to message you and see what kind of near-cow proportions he has gotten to. If he's going to get a thread I'd love to spectate.

 

[Muppetmode]

Botting is expensive and keeping it up for no real benefit isn't in anyone's interest. On the other hand Tevin is about as trustworthy as dave imo, but I'll be careful sharing my opinions on his dirty laundry since I feel the distinct presence of his fans in the thread as of late. There's no reason in any case to take Tevin's word over Phils or to even assume that either knows.

Spill the beans. what are they gonna do, harass you on an Internet forum?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Spill the beans. what are they gonna do, harass you on an Internet forum?

If I get anything other than personal opinions on him and his morals, I'll make a thread but for now I don't want to shit where I eat. I enjoy this thread despite the faggotry.

 

[Forbidden Math]

One of my favorite parts of Phil is his little tough guy act. He talks all big, acts like he's a real man who doesn't back down from anyone while he's on stream. Meanwhile in the real world Phil looks like he would piss himself if any sort of actual physical threat came his way.

Phil, I know you read this. If you want people to paypig why not try walking around the ghetto while streaming? Come on buddy, I hear it really brings in the dollars!

 

[tzgnilki]

You know, for someone who has as much khantent as Phil, you never see him...do anything with it, do you? Like he never points to a specific playthrough as "This was one of my best, you guys should watch that for a laugh". He never engages his audience as to how they found him, or what they remember about his "prolific" career. All that footage is just left to rot.
What if, during his pre-streams, instead of a slideshow of ads, he just had footage of his gameplay running in the background? You wouldn't even need audio, just random clips of all the games DSP's played over the years.
I don't know. I don't have a business degree.

dude, did you see his award show he tried to do?

he couldn't figure out how to make a youtube video play without sound on stream

 

[rizlajizzla]

So, contrary to Phil's orthodoxy that we all sit here 24/7 slavering over him and nothing but him, I nip in and out and have for years. I watch him... well, I watch Ardnas, but whatever, almost daily and every now & then I pop up here to vent my spleen and be friendly and stretch my prolixity to its sarky limit. I am the one Phil fears: the actual adult with shit going on who can straight up judge him as a peer. Through his ups and downs and further downs, I know Phil. I know what he has said, what he hasn't said, and what he meant by it. I have looked into the slavering salty maw of the great fat fuck and seen myself, you and all the horrors of man's brief and ignominious reign on our dying earth. I can handle his shitty grasp of finance or law or ethics, his terrible mangling of Italian cuisine and culture, and I can sit calmly while he straight up lies like a bitch. Whatevs, he's just noise while I cook food without a microwave. But I am a sad, sick fuck, for real, for wasting a moment of my time on this shit. Lolcowing is assholes in both directions, us, them, all of us really out to be out in the fresh air. But.

But what is chapping my arse right now is his complete misunderstanding of the rules of the thing. As I type this very witty and erudite missive, big ole' green letters are shining in my eyes telling me the rules. I have been penalized for breaking these rules. Those fucking green rules are a list of what Philliard things we do all day. We are his vague green enemy, upon which he project his fears. Ok, I get that, I read Moby Dick, cool.

But if he thinks *we* are bad.... damn, nigga. We are the armchair lecturers of the greater shithole. Phil's section of the Farms is BY FAR the least likely to fuck somebody's shit up. We have a thread of actual good advice for him. Sheeeeeee-it. He should count his goodamned blessings. All we do is hold up a mirror. He doesn't have a pickle man. He's not interesting enough. Tevin is not fucking Liquid Tevin. I am 99% sure only Agent Jasper is on our side. We're just counting your beans Phil, calm the fuck down. You don't even know what a lolcow really is & why you are one. Go back inside and turn on your intendo and save the princess.

The feverish, desperate look in his eyes, his high-pitched squeal of a laugh as he tried to pretend that gamerjlee was not the subject of his diatribe was deeply pathetic. It's even worse to say that you have MORE THAN ONE burnt bridge behind you, much less so many they blend together.

He's a big old fag.

Hi guys!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Spill the beans. what are they gonna do, harass you on an Internet forum?

Well since I'm already getting his dickrider retaliatory le downvotes on my posts, might as well spill. When he first came onto the scene he kind of showed his colors a bit more before he learned to be more guarded about it as he did with time and attention. Go back and watch his like 4-5 hour streams where he talks about just personally enjoying watching Leanna vids for her tits, and the different spergery he was about just a few years ago. It is a common sentiment across this website that anyone who dedicates a sufficient amount of time to a troll, especially in the ways of Tevin, or SoK (not even counting their gay ingroup shit, just the autistic levels of videos) they themselves aren't far detached from it.

Tevin diversified a bit but I mean the cat is out of the bag that he's effectively the same level of sperge just a more modern incarnation. Most of his content was just worse version of raw DSP because someone is just unedited adding in the lowest common denominator reaction to it. If you want someone who (at the time) didn't keep up properly with his ongoings while making a living off of commentating on him, who only says things you already agree with while not informing you of anything new, fine. But he seems like the precise first step paypigs take on the way out of Goutville. Also Tevin has done nothing but prolong DSP's most boring phase with gay ass people from his community over the years taking their community memes to troll tip him. He may not encourage it but he benefits from it as much as DSP.

Edit: I guess to add, since I noticed a few people who mentioned him are newer to this DSP game, Tevin was a hard ebegger and would bitch if people pointed it out. I never saw any difference between them aside from DSP just begging on his own while Tevin didn't ride DSP's coattails, he literally road his shitstain into making a survivable income.
Tevin passing out onstream. He learned at one point when he sometimes fell asleep legitimately he'd get tips to wake him up and a few lowkey times capitalized on that.

Or his "like and follow me to win this gift card" scam that loads of stupid content creators used to do.

https://twitter.com/DjChiszle/status/822613322910547969?s=20

While looking for some of my old posts I found this:

Not to turn this into whiteknighting SOK but just to compare them to Tevin to put it in perspective how bad he is, at least they get guests and find shit out.

They got the mods on ep. 6 when they were fucking up his forums, they got Slowbeef and DasBoSchitt, they got Jaha to talk about almost whipping Phil's ass at a tournament, they got Mister Metokur, Phil's friend Aireaidlord, the Laveria people, etc.

Tevin just sits there on facecam with clickbait titles "DSP Tries It" and rambles over vlogs, vaping, drinking and eating chips. What's also weird is he does it by himself, he never collaborates with anyone and expects people to listen to just him for hours. SOK videos are unbearably long with autistic rambling but I mean with 6 or however many people it makes a little more sense than just one person.

He says in his videos how miserable he is to even be doing them, never seems like he is having fun and it comes off like he only does the videos to keep his name relevant with the anti DSP people who are his only audience.

It's great to see people find out about Tevin, he has been in the background being the biggest hypocrite, profiting off gullible anti DSP people and no one ever called it out.

And quite honestly, it's everything I wanted to say and a bit more. DSP is for the gullible retards and when they turn away from the Gout Sun into the Shadow the very first baby step is Tevin who is zero percent better in regards to his DSP content. He may be better now but I'm years out from giving him more chances or caring.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I'm currently playing through AI: The Somnium Files. Fun game.

 

[MoonRocker]

Well since I'm already getting his dickrider retaliatory le downvotes on my posts, might as well spill. When he first came onto the scene he kind of showed his colors a bit more before he learned to be more guarded about it as he did with time and attention. Go back and watch his like 4-5 hour streams where he talks about just personally enjoying watching Leanna vids for her tits, and the different spergery he was about just a few years ago. It is a common sentiment across this website that anyone who dedicates a sufficient amount of time to a troll, especially in the ways of Tevin, or SoK (not even counting their gay ingroup shit, just the autistic levels of videos) they themselves aren't far detached from it.

Tevin diversified a bit but I mean the cat is out of the bag that he's effectively the same level of sperge just a more modern incarnation. Most of his content was just worse version of raw DSP because someone is just unedited adding in the lowest common denominator reaction to it. If you want someone who (at the time) didn't keep up properly with his ongoings while making a living off of commentating on him, who only says things you already agree with while not informing you of anything new, fine. But he seems like the precise first step paypigs take on the way out of Goutville. Also Tevin has done nothing but prolong DSP's most boring phase with gay ass people from his community over the years taking their community memes to troll tip him. He may not encourage it but he benefits from it as much as DSP.

Edit: I guess to add, since I noticed a few people who mentioned him are newer to this DSP game, Tevin was a hard ebegger and would bitch if people pointed it out. I never saw any difference between them aside from DSP just begging on his own while Tevin didn't ride DSP's coattails, he literally road his shitstain into making a survivable income.
Tevin passing out onstream. He learned at one point when he sometimes fell asleep legitimately he'd get tips to wake him up and a few lowkey times capitalized on that.

Or his "like and follow me to win this gift card" scam that loads of stupid content creators used to do.
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https://twitter.com/DjChiszle/status/822613322910547969?s=20

While looking for some of my old posts I found this:

And quite honestly, it's everything I wanted to say and a bit more. DSP is for the gullible exceptional individuals and when they turn away from the Gout Sun into the Shadow the very first baby step is Tevin who is zero percent better in regards to his DSP content. He may be better now but I'm years out from giving him more chances or caring.

I brought up the fact that Tevin borderlines on Dark behavior sometimes and seemed to ruffle a few feathers.

My biggest criticism of Tevin is that he gives validity to Dark’s idiotic “people who talk shit about me are in it for the money” quip.

Tevin has made a career off the industry of autism that circles around DSP; aside from his streams being unwatchable as he lets his TTS ramble on for minutes, he is restreaming some the worst content on Twitch and actively accepting donations while this is happening.

Unlike DarkDave’s stream which is a more holistic way to gawk at DSP without the superchats and donations plastered every few minutes.

Bottom line is, Tevin is an opportunist and is hypocritical about it which makes me stay away from that vortex of autism altogether. I can make up my own mind about DSP, I don’t need commentary to tell me how pathetic of a man child Dark actually is.