Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cockyxx]

Jesus Christ. At this point, losing weight would be less work than trying to convince everyone that she's still size 22 and not that fat at all. Big hair, extenders, drag queen make up, all the lies she spreads about the sizes of the companies she's worked with....and the worst part is that it's not working out for her. No jobs, no real friends, no money.

 

[Barbarella]

So, she’s claiming a new hashtag, and maybe I’m dim, but I don’t get it. It’s #eybsxfts. The eybs part is obviously her eff your beauty standards slogan, a tag that if she had not thought up, none of us would know she existed. But the next part? Xfts? What am I blind to?

 

[Cockyxx]

So, she’s claiming a new hashtag, and maybe I’m dim, but I don’t get it. It’s #eybsxfts. The eybs part is obviously her eff your beauty standards slogan, a tag that if she had not thought up, none of us would know she existed. But the next part? Xfts? What am I blind to?

I think she means "Eff your beauty standards x fuck the society". Because that is really innovative

 

[tama]

So, she’s claiming a new hashtag, and maybe I’m dim, but I don’t get it. It’s #eybsxfts. The eybs part is obviously her eff your beauty standards slogan, a tag that if she had not thought up, none of us would know she existed. But the next part? Xfts? What am I blind to?

It's her slogan x fashion to figure.

She's having a clothing collab with that brand.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think she means "Eff your beauty standards x fuck the society". Because that is really innovative

“Fuck” abbreviated to “f,” phoneticised as “eff,” abbreviated to “e.” I can’t keep up with these crazy kids and their slang.

 

[Slimy Time]

What amazes me is that her face is still halfway decent. You look at ALR or Chantal, even with the Instagram angles, you can tell they are landwhales. With this hambeast, little bit chubby until you do the full body reveal. This horrible, loose skinned, rolls of fat in places where they shouldn't be and tattooed up with awful looking shit. The other two are disgustingly obese, but have enough shame to try to cover it up. This woman is shameless. Fat hanging off her arms and legs in ways they should not be, low cut tops and lingerie for feeders... Retch inducing.

 

[*Dream Pineapple*]

Careful not to drown in your own reflection, Narcissus.
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The doctor is MEAN, y'all! What did he do, Ryann, tell you your real weight? That you have the beetus? That at this rate, your chances of dying before turning 50 are significant? LOLLLLLLLL
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Photos of her being fat and gross. That Hunger Magazine thing is hilarious, they didn't shoop away any of her chins. Also, nice selfie with your eyes closed. It was probably exhausting to lost your arm up high enough for this one.
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Did ...did she say “pero”? Now it’s not enough to steal from black culture, but we’re just randomly adding Spanish/Spanglish too? Jesus Fucking christ. I’m not even mad, this is actually just cringe.

edit: it was a repost. I stand by it anyway out of spite

 

[Mike Hunt]

Some of the 'fashion' from her upcoming collaboration.

LOL those sleeves are beyond maximum capacity.

I always thought the idea behind modelling is to get people to buy products. Who the fuck would see this and go, "Yeah, I really wanna look like these fat uggos, I'll place orders for the tarps they're wearing stat!"?

It's one thing to pander to fat fucks with token fatties in photoshoots, it's another to actually try selling ugly clothes via ugly models. Is there a decent market for this that I'm missing? Hopefully Two-Ton Tess dropships this instead of actually building inventory of these if she wants to remain financially solvent.

 

[Beavis]

Nick's never coming back is he?

 

[multiverse]

Nick's never coming back is he?

Seems not.

Meanwhile, Tess has decided that in addition to being gay, and having been abused by her gay husband, and having the PTSDs, she's also autistic


She's still going out and getting drunk every other night. All her "self care " days in bed seem to be hangovers


She's stuffing her face at evey every opportunity


And she's raging mad because a stupid Muppets "which muppet are you?" app is tagging onto her giant lips (Janice), fatness (Rolf) and basically anything else besides her smug self satisfied attitude. Why can't it just recognize that she's the narcissistic pig? She IS Miss Piggy!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Seems not.

Meanwhile, Tess has decided that in addition to being gay, and having been abused by her gay husband, and having the PTSDs, she's also autistic
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I want to see Tess and Lividlipids battle it out for who is the biggest autist. It’s very unlikely, but if it did happen, it would be glorious.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Meanwhile, Tess has decided that in addition to being gay, and having been abused by her gay husband, and having the PTSDs, she's also autistic

OK, as a disclaimer, sensory processing disorder is a thing outside of autism.

That being said, if she's got that and it's that much of a problem, she's in the wrong fucking industry. Models will have to wear clothes that may have weird textures, or hang oddly, or whatever. Not to mention loud music, crowds, cameras flashing, bright lights, etc. And, no way is she upset by 'cooking smells'. She said she likes Tom Ford because his perfumes smell like bacon. She can't be fucking serious. It's like her life is a fan fiction, holy shit.

I'm seriously curious how she would explain to this to anyone who called her on it.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

OK, as a disclaimer, sensory processing disorder is a thing outside of autism.

That being said, if she's got that and it's that much of a problem, she's in the wrong fucking industry. Models will have to wear clothes that may have weird textures, or hang oddly, or whatever. Not to mention loud music, crowds, cameras flashing, bright lights, etc. And, no way is she upset by 'cooking smells'. She said she likes Tom Ford because his perfumes smell like bacon. She can't be fucking serious. It's like her life is a fan fiction, holy shit.

I'm seriously curious how she would explain to this to anyone who called her on it.

She hasn't taken stock in any other callouts, why start now?
"Uh, u dun no me n my lif, dun tell me wut i do un dunt feel," she would proclaim with sass as she downed another sheet cake and prepared a scathing update on her Instagram story.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

So, she’s claiming a new hashtag, and maybe I’m dim, but I don’t get it. It’s #eybsxfts. The eybs part is obviously her eff your beauty standards slogan, a tag that if she had not thought up, none of us would know she existed. But the next part? Xfts? What am I blind to?

Here I thought it was 'eff your beauty standards x feed the slut'.

 

[BIG DADDY]

I want to see Tess and Lividlipids battle it out for who is the biggest autist. It’s very unlikely, but if it did happen, it would be glorious.

Tess claims she’s gay because she was married to a gay, lipids claims she’s a sperg because she’s married to a sperg. How feminist to be defined by your husband’s qualities right? Although to be honest I don’t know many neurotypical women who would overshare the kind of things Lipids does - Tess absolutely would be mortified to share any of the candid things about being obese while Lipids is like “lol look at how infected my fat rolls are.” They’re both exceptional people with no real identity beyond what labels they can cling to.

 

[multiverse]

Tess borrows someone else's west Hollywood apartment so she can take selfies of her bloated face and body in her underwear while complaining that no one will date her. While I'd wager the apartment belongs to some twink hairdresser or MUA who is working for free for clout, it's amusing to imagine this is her sulking after a one night stand.

Her lips are atrocious.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Looks like Tubby Tess is finding out the hard way that hot guys want nothing to do with a morbidly obese single mother with two kids. I say hot guys because she refuses to play in her own league, which at this point consists of hooves and the ability to chew cud.

 

[Water-T]

Tess borrows someone else's west Hollywood apartment so she can take selfies of her bloated face and body in her underwear while complaining that no one will date her. While I'd wager the apartment belongs to some twink hairdresser or MUA who is working for free for clout, it's amusing to imagine this is her sulking after a one night stand.

Here's a ProTip, Tess: Just because fat fetishists and HAES harpies constantly nibble on your clit online doesn't mean that men want to be seen in public with you, sweetie.

If you had an actual personality outside of being a clout chasing cunt, then maybe men would want to date you, so the best you're going to get are feeder fetish paypigs drooling over you behind the anonymity of a computer screen.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

She's been doing a lot to hide her upper arms in most of her photos, except in just a couple where she's showing off her Dolly tattoo. Most of the time they're covered by clothing or she's posing in such a way where they're not highly visible. They're looking worse and worse the more weight she gains from all the extra fluid accumulation. Lymphedema is all but a certainty in the morbidly obese as their lymphatic system can no longer drain properly.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that her BMI is either at or above 60. At these extreme weights, fluid accumulation can weep through the skin. It's gross as fuck and leads to all kinds of lesions and infections due to the constant moisture. She has been very, very lucky that she hasn't had significant skin complications (yet) due to her weight, but right now it is only a matter of time.

EDIT:

If she were to loose or gain anymore weight, would her tattoos be completely fucked?

Yes. Losing weight would cause massive amounts of saggy loose skin, which is a joke because we all know she's never going to lose weight. Gaining more weight will only cause the tattoos to stretch and deform further. She is 200lbs past the point where she could lose weight and have even a hope of having decent looking tattoos.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tess borrows someone else's west Hollywood apartment so she can take selfies of her bloated face and body in her underwear while complaining that no one will date her. While I'd wager the apartment belongs to some twink hairdresser or MUA who is working for free for clout, it's amusing to imagine this is her sulking after a one night stand.

Her lips are atrocious.
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I call bullshit. There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind that she thinks she's the hottest thing ever. But, she'll never learn to truly love herself (vs just having heavy narcissism and lusting for herself). No way. Because that requires having some respect for herself and being willing to improve in areas she needs to improve in, and she won't. I feel like this is a case of getting love and lust mixed up and making stupid decisions as a result of the error.