Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
The lack of engagement on Bob's media tweets always makes me incredibly happy. What a fucker!
A fascinating aspect of MovieBob: The Phenomenon is that nobody cares about what he says one way or the other in his venues of choice, but the Dark Side of the Internet pores over his every word. It's a tragic missed opportunity for all mankind that he doesn't sign up here or at some other forum and engage his true fanbase directly, crushing the arguments of incelgate nazis with the massive, bloated, corpulent weight of his faultless logic.
 
On the Jetpack and Hovercar:

Bobby again proves he's just a cargo cultist who uses an obsolete EpCot ride or old sci-fi movies as his blueprints for his "superior future". A normal human can explain why neither will likely become a thing: Jetpacks work off of specific impulse, which is literally fuel lost per second just to keep you idling in the air. You ain't getting much out of it, since the recordholder had to exploit water sources to keep up his body just a few dozen feet away from the surface of the ocean. Non suction jetpacks apparently only go for at most 45 minutes to an hour and are more like ultralight vehicles. There's no real ability to extend the flight time that much due to size.

And Hovercars? Every human who'd want one would have to pass flight school at minimum to make that work if you actually want them to fly. On top of that, most models are just bootleg bullet trains that require you to be stuck on rails essentially so you don't drift off due to repulsion effects.

In short, he proves he just screams to Eynstean in an improvised ritual to get him metal wife and metal body so he can be the Plumber man.
 
On the Jetpack and Hovercar:

Bobby again proves he's just a cargo cultist who uses an obsolete EpCot ride or old sci-fi movies as his blueprints for his "superior future". A normal human can explain why neither will likely become a thing: Jetpacks work off of specific impulse, which is literally fuel lost per second just to keep you idling in the air. You ain't getting much out of it, since the recordholder had to exploit water sources to keep up his body just a few dozen feet away from the surface of the ocean. Non suction jetpacks apparently only go for at most 45 minutes to an hour and are more like ultralight vehicles. There's no real ability to extend the flight time that much due to size.

And Hovercars? Every human who'd want one would have to pass flight school at minimum to make that work if you actually want them to fly. On top of that, most models are just bootleg bullet trains that require you to be stuck on rails essentially so you don't drift off due to repulsion effects.

In short, he proves he just screams to Eynstean in an improvised ritual to get him metal wife and metal body so he can be the Plumber man.
Did Death Stranding put more thought into cargo deli- why am I asking this? It's an obvious yes.
 
Who wants to tell RoBobnick that Paramotors exist?
They're inferior to magical fictional movie jetpacks in every way, sure, except for the fact that they're real.
You're basically just strapping a motorized fan on your back attached to a parachute, but it allows for extended personal flight, needing only like 60 feet of runway to takeoff.
After takeoff you can even cut the engine off and coast in the sky, if you find a good updraft.
But in exchange for not fucking the laws of physics and thermodynamics, they require a good amount of training and can be pretty dangerous (but so would a "normal" jetpack).
Uh oh, I think I found the part where Bob's brain turns off.
friezabob.png

Clearly this is the kinda thing Blob envisions for when the 'beetus takes his feet away.
Basic scientific questions about how this device could work in the real world are just the brainless ramblings of all us obsolete cornfed wasteland ghouls, obviously.
 
The “future I deserved” is bad enough but the “future THAT I EARNED” is truly exceptional. Sorry Bob, you don’t earn Jetsons cars and robots because you moved out at the tender age of 30 and moved back in a year later. He has provided nothing of value to anyone except amusement for the rest of us.
 
That is because he is a deranged psychopath.
Bob is a whole alphabet soup of personality disorders. It's a damn shame that we can't lock him up in a mental institution and have a qualified psychologist diagnose him. I'm on the fence about him being an genuine psychopath as he show traits consistent with narcissism. As for the "deranged" part, I often wonder if Bob has had a psychotic break from reality as his sperg-outs on Twitter show a man who has no grasp on the world around him.
 
Bob is a whole alphabet soup of personality disorders. It's a damn shame that we can't lock him up in a mental institution and have a qualified psychologist diagnose him. I'm on the fence about him being an genuine psychopath as he show traits consistent with narcissism. As for the "deranged" part, I often wonder if Bob has had a psychotic break from reality as his sperg-outs on Twitter show a man who has no grasp on the world around him.

Isn’t it a question of when, not if?
 
Who wants to tell RoBobnick that Paramotors exist?
They're inferior to magical fictional movie jetpacks in every way, sure, except for the fact that they're real.
You're basically just strapping a motorized fan on your back attached to a parachute, but it allows for extended personal flight, needing only like 60 feet of runway to takeoff.
After takeoff you can even cut the engine off and coast in the sky, if you find a good updraft.
But in exchange for not fucking the laws of physics and thermodynamics, they require a good amount of training and can be pretty dangerous (but so would a "normal" jetpack).
Uh oh, I think I found the part where Bob's brain turns off.
View attachment 1155330
Clearly this is the kinda thing Blob envisions for when the 'beetus takes his feet away.
Basic scientific questions about how this device could work in the real world are just the brainless ramblings of all us obsolete cornfed wasteland ghouls, obviously.
Paramotors are no good because they rely on wind currents to lift them off the ground and therefore can't get his fat ass into the air. You need rocket power for that. Also, they look like they might break like a toothpick sculpture under his weight.
 
The “future I deserved” is bad enough but the “future THAT I EARNED” is truly exceptional. Sorry Bob, you don’t earn Jetsons cars and robots because you moved out at the tender age of 30 and moved back in a year later. He has provided nothing of value to anyone except amusement for the rest of us.
Bob's literally speaking a supervillain's monologue but prides himself in being the One Above All.
 
The idea of Motion Picture Robert flying a jet pack shouldn’t even be discussed, because we all know any jack pack wouldn’t be strong enough to lift his fat ass off the ground. If anything, Bob would be the guy who falls straight on his face when attempting to use his jet pack.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Koby_Fish
The idea of Motion Picture Robert flying a jet pack shouldn’t even be discussed, because we all know any jack pack wouldn’t be strong enough to lift his fat ass off the ground. If anything, Bob would be the guy who falls straight on his face when attempting to use his jet pack.

Best case scenario:
twoton21.gif
 
For a guy that hates Sonic, he sure is making a lot of videos about him.


EDIT: “No one had anything meaningful to say about Sonic Boom(the cartoon) one way or the other.”

Okay, he clearly did zero research.
 
For a guy that hates Sonic, he sure is making a lot of videos about him.


EDIT: “No one had anything meaningful to say about Sonic Boom(the cartoon) one way or the other.”

Okay, he clearly did zero research.
He's really really determined to undermine the success of the Sonic movie. He's putting more effort into this and is way more concerned about the optics of it than he's ever been with his political arguments.
 
He's really really determined to undermine the success of the Sonic movie. He's putting more effort into this and is way more concerned about the optics of it than he's ever been with his political arguments.

And yet it's the superstitious religious types who waste their lives dwelling on ephemeral nonexistent spiritual figures.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back