Who wants to tell RoBobnick that Paramotors exist?
They're inferior to magical fictional movie jetpacks in every way, sure, except for the fact that
they're real.
You're basically just strapping a motorized fan on your back attached to a parachute, but it allows for extended personal flight, needing only like 60 feet of runway to takeoff.
After takeoff you can even cut the engine off and coast in the sky, if you find a good updraft.
But in exchange for not fucking the laws of physics and thermodynamics, they require a good amount of training and can be pretty dangerous (but so would a "normal" jetpack).
Uh oh, I think I found the part where Bob's brain turns off.
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Clearly this is the kinda thing Blob envisions for when the 'beetus takes his feet away.
Basic scientific questions about how this device could work in
the real world are just the brainless ramblings of all us obsolete cornfed wasteland ghouls, obviously.