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Chris's excuses for being unemployed / pretending to be overworked megathread
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Trash Puppet
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I wonder how long it will be until Chris completely retreats into his own mind because he can't handle reality
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At the rate he is going so far, I would give it a couple years, and that's being quite generous.
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ADF. DSP is the king of self-entitlement, and he's pretty good at it. He's just not good at managing money.
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He's on the bux, if he got employed they'd have to tow away his tugboat.
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I hope Hasbro turns "Ropes & Ladders" into a board game complete with viral marketing to troons. The board game comes with a ladder, a rope, and a tarp to put under yourself so no one has to clean up after you.
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Ummm that's NOW.
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Hah I hadn't even intended on a joke like that it was just worded in the right way. But yeah Chris"working" a trans outreach program (which wouldn't even pay him s salary) would result on troons thinking"if this is what my future holds for trooning out I have no future."
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Meanwhile in India, they require ID before purchasing ropes and ladders but the customers aren't usually troons there. I have to admit that what you said was pretty dark though but you're not wrong.
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Hey it's called black comedy
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A lot of that is that Chris is living comfortably. Take that away, and then we'll see if he really does go nuts, or actually does something about it.
That first, cold night sleeping in his mini-van at the WalMart parking lot will be a real eye opener into going down either path.
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I doubt it. Chris is not a normal person. The authorities will find him in the mini van with gangrenous limbs from beetus. The cops will tell Chris, "We gotta get rid of that gangrene. Chris will shriek back, "It's part of the merge! Leave it! I'm becoming!"
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At this point the only thing that would get him to seek actual employment would be his imaginary friends. Having "Sonichu" or "Magichan" tell him the fate of the universe's depend on him going in for that custodian gig or something because the constant reliance of his tugboat and donations beginning to anger the other gods and question Chris' independence. They claim that maybe they were mistaken or something and band together to slowly strip away Chris' powers.
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If you expect a tarded person like Chris to get a job you are an even bigger fool than he. I hope he plays video games and has a great time for the rest of his magnificent life
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Even if Chris somehow was convinced to fill out an application and miraculously was hired, he'd be fired within the first week cuz he's lazy, doesn't follow orders, and talks to himself.
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If he had a tard-wrangler (Barb replacement) that could work with him, he might be able to do something simple. The fact that his parents were so old and frail, especially in the tranny years, meant Chris didn't have any structured authority figure.
"No Chris, it's sweeping time, not Pokeyman time. You'll get to talk to your Pokemen very soon"
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By "go nuts" do you mean Chris taking videos using his ass (see: medallion and cake)?
Cause he'll probably so desparate he'll reverse into Classic Chris and realize "My TRUE and HONEST antics is why I had 'fans.'"
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Chris shouldn't have to work. He should be in a zoo like environment where he has everything he needs and we can go look at him.
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Girls age 25 and below must conceal their face before observing for their own safety
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They would have to put up signs that say "Do not throw pennies", and "groping hazzard".
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