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Yeah notice that "Critically Endangered" IUCN status?smh they are now saying the virus might come from this creature I talked about many pages ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_giant_salamander
Hey slants, eat farmed animals. Stop putting things that move in your mouths, or if you must, cook thoroughly.
There is a Korean shitposter in one of the chats I'm in and while a few of us were chatting about the kung flu he just busted the fuck in shouting "CHING CHANG CHNIG BAT SOUP TIANANMEN CHONG GWANG WOOK BTS GYONG CHEONG BANG DONG KPOP CORONA AIDS TIANANMEN". Blessed shitposter.Many people there hate commies more than they fear Corona-chan.
That's all fucking Jeff Bezos care about in times like theses, isn't it ?
Yeah exactly.Yeah notice that "Critically Endangered" IUCN status?
Usually IUCN can be pretty late on that shit (considering we have a species of salamander in Georgia/Florida down to just a handful of breeding pools on the literal verge of extinction, and its still at "vulnerable" status); so it would be cruel irony if this virus came from a species that will likely be gone in the next decade or two because the Chinese have this weird obsession with eating endangered animals.
A last flip of the bird by the Chinese Giant Salamander before fading into the night
How many different animals does that make the culprit now? First the bats, then snakes, then dogs, then armadillos, now salamanders.smh they are now saying the virus might come from this creature I talked about many pages ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_giant_salamander
Hey slants, eat farmed animals. Stop putting things that move in your mouths, or if you must, cook thoroughly.
Here's the complete list of animals, somewhat chronological:How many different animals does that make the culprit now? First the bats, then snakes, then dogs, then armadillos, now salamanders.
Hopefully they didn't just roll up and shoot the person or something fucking exceptional like that.View attachment 1156343
North Korea successfully combated the virus!
Allegedly, the first verified carrier of coronachan in North Korea is executed.
Take notes governments of the world, this is a quick and easy solution.
Here's the complete list of animals, somewhat chronological:
- Bats
- Snakes
- Pangolins/Armadillos
- Dogs
- Salamanders
- Thot who's the head of Wuhan's virus lab
Not sure why this is not getting more hits OH YES... YOUTUBE IS BURYING ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HURT WHINNE THE POO!. Yea this is happening with main stream media. Anyhow enjoy.
YouTube
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Either that or they used a missile on the patient.Hopefully they didn't just roll up and shoot the person or something fucking exceptional like that.
Japan seems ready enough for the crisis. I was chatting with a friend who lives and works in Tokyo, yesterday she told me that the authorities closed all the parks of the city, and are ready to close all the public spaces if the situation worsens. Today she had planned to go out and buy a ton of food in case they give the order for the citizens to not leave their homes. The same kind of preparations are being made here by family and friends, since we aren't far from the region where the worst of the infection started. Now I just hope that Italy will close the borders at last.Japan somehow gets by with only minor damage, you could see them become a regional superpower again. A lot of people there would likely want to be annexed by some other nation in the area, and Japan seems like the most likely country for them to turn to.
I'm pretty sure they did.Hopefully they didn't just roll up and shoot the person or something fucking exceptional like that.
It has a lot of doomsday tier characteristics. Mutates easily, contagious without symptoms, multiple infection vectors, very slow killing, apparently hard to test for, and the potential for reinfection. The big thing I don't think people have fully come to grips with yet is that even with the obviously understated death rate, you have to realize that the people who are recovering are mostly doing so in full ICU care, and with artificial ventilation. If doctors keep getting sick, or even if they just get overwhelmed by sheer numbers of patients then you'll eventually see that number skyrocket because it will be impossible to treat everyone.
Aspirin, ibuprofen, zinc and oxygen. It's unfortunate that it's not a bacteria because if it were we'd kick its ass with antibiotics.So, I'm pretty sure I've caught the coronavirus, and I don't have any anti HIV medicine on me, unlimited (for one person) food, and not much health insurance.
This is the worst "flu" I've ever had and my symptoms seems to not be improving, or getting worse.
Any tips for surviving until I see the doctor Wednesday, serious or sarcastic, because I think we should all have a little fun during a tragedy
Japan seems ready enough for the crisis. I was chatting with a friend who lives and works in Tokyo, yesterday she told me that the authorities closed all the parks of the city, and are ready to close all the public spaces if the situation worsens. Today she had planned to go out and buy a ton of food in case they give the order for the citizens to not leave their homes. The same kind of preparations are being made here by family and friends, since we aren't far from the region where the worst of the infection started. Now I just hope that Italy will close the borders at last.