Eh, dunno, autistic people bring up strange things unprovoked.
They absolutely do, all the stranger that he’s never mentioned this before. especially with all the ranting and raving he did against gays and pickles in the early days. With all the oversharing he did with trolls and sweethearts, I don’t recall Bobs knob ever getting a mention.
He's a gross disgusting liar, who probably fantasizes about walking in on his parents having sex and seeing his dad's pickle. Case closed. I kind of agree with you on this, but the fact that Chris had to make it seem so homoerotic is just weird.
You motherfuckers are hilarious.
I like how Chris is having that "But I was only trying to help" reaction to people saying they don't want to hear stories about Bob's pickle.
He's been talking about this every so often for years. I first heard about it around the Ivy saga, maybe a little bit later. Apparently it freaked him the fuck out.
Is it why he has panic attacks whenever he sees an image of a penis?
Well that, and the recursive fear it snowballed into.
Did he talk about it like it was some kind of sexual awakening he was trying to suppress? That would explain a lot.
No, he talked about it like he saw a gross, naked, wrinkly old man. Like what nurses in retirement homes have to wash. Except he was like 5 or something, so he couldn't just groan and avert his eyes like an adult would. He just freaked the fuck out and it stuck in his head for years.
