Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

https://archive.li/wbPJ0

I'm genuinely at a loss with Moviecob on this.

First, I don't base my movie watching on what a studio "projects" they're gonna make. That's ludicrous. I know Bob's using it as a base to go say "Well it's only under preforming because they shot the moon, not because it's a bad product heh heh heh I is smert" but projections are merely predictions of what they think they'll make and when members of the cast tell around half of the population of the planet that the movie's not for them (you know, the half of the population that makes up the overwhelming majority of movie goers) well I can't see how they're gonna make much of anything at that point. In all seriousness, maybe there's a real reason to bring it that Bob's not making clear or I lack the ability to see, but it's coming off as the same kind of strawmanning he does when he tells a more popular youtuber "Well we're both beat by Korean box openers/mukbangers/fill in the blankers". I'm hammering on this because it leads to my second point.

Secondly, Cob, you owned moron, you just described Deadpool. Remember Deadpool nerdy pop-culture guy supreme? The super violent, highly vulgar movie that came out on Valentine's Day weekend? The movie that didn't insult it's core audience by changing fundamental things about the characters for sake of being progressive and having the attitude of "lol who hurt you honey?"? The movie that the studio didn't have much faith in with the low budget which is a fourth wall breaking joke that is said directly to the camera? The movie based on a character that the only way people not knee deep in comics would know about is from the laughable/hated movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

Lastly, please Cobert, regale me with the story about how a February opening, when it's only competition is the Sonic movie a week later, for an R-rated franchise starter (it's not even a starter, it's an offshoot of Suicide Squad but whatever) is a bad thing when we have the precedence of Deadpool costing $58 million and making $782.6 million. Maybe it isn't "sloppy and irresponsible management you rambling buffoon that has harmed the movie. Maybe it's just a shit product that nobody wanted, nobody asked for, and nobody cared enough to make it worth watching.

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Excuse me, I'm on the slow train. What "research the comics" mean when he's already said "nobody buys DC comics except nazi incels who hate women so much they can't even get off on girl on girl anymore" and the characters are so far removed that even massive comic spergs can't recognize who most of them are without nametags?

Basically "Yeah., boss, I bought every Nintendo system to research for our Mario movie. It's all shit so I'm thinking we make a movie about an Irishman teaching disabled African refugees baseball. No, it's fine, we'll give him a red hat so it's close enough". Like what is anyone supposed to take away from this? What is "research" if you scrap basically everything?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I was thinking, for someone sooo progressive and hip and current his Superior Future with all the flying cars and jetpacks and Jetsons bullshit really is pretty boomer.

 

[Adamska]

Bobby's newest tweets are amazingly embarrassing; he stupidly admitted to wanting apartheid again based on beliefs. Oh, and if he was such a "metropolitan", he'd actually live in the city of Boston, not the yuppie fucking suburbs of Lynn in his brother's basement.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I was thinking, for someone sooo progressive and hip and current his Superior Future with all the flying cars and jetpacks and Jetsons bullshit really is pretty boomer.

Bob is not even a real progressive at all and is just a feminist to get girls to date him along with his superior future spiel more convenient in the Democrat Party as opposed to the Republicans

 

[Bolo]

Been a while since Robert has been this unhinged. That's the good stuff fatboy, too bad you are too much of a pussy to openly suport a supremacy based goverment.

Anyway, too much shit to even wrap your head around, but this bit I found funny:

For one, how can Incels be wife beaters, or is there a army of resentfull sexless man that couldn't aproach women, are now going around beating them just because? You would imagine this shit would make news.

But I get you Robert, I also hate when I have to go get my groceries and have to deal with the undesirables, just on the other day I had to spend 15 minutes in the grocery line behind a guy holding "God hates fags" signs, a man raping a women, some white dude talking about sand-niggers, and a klansmen, hood and all, arguing that "sand niggers" aren't as bad as "actual niggers".

The nascar fan behind me was cool though, we talked a bit, I mentioned that I was a Formula 1 fan, and he said he didn't care much for it... SO I GUESS THINGS ARE REALLY THAT BAD!!!

 

[stupid moron]

Been a while since Robert has been this unhinged. That's the good stuff fatboy, too bad you are too much of a pussy to openly suport a supremacy based goverment.

Anyway, too much shit to even wrap your head around, but this bit I found funny:

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For one, how can Incels be wife beaters, or is there a army of resentfull sexless man that couldn't aproach women, are now going around beating them just because? You would imagine this shit would make news.

But I get you Robert, I also hate when I have to go get my groceries and have to deal with the undesirables, just on the other day I had to spend 15 minutes in the grocery line behind a guy holding "God hates fags" signs, a man raping a women, some white dude talking about sand-niggers, and a klansmen, hood and all, arguing that "sand niggers" aren't as bad as "actual niggers".

The nascar fan behind me was cool though, we talked a bit, I mentioned that I was a Formula 1 fan, and he said he didn't care much for it... SO I GUESS THINGS ARE REALLY THAT BAD!!!

Jesus Christ for a nearly 40 year old man he is so sheltered. I mostly blame twitter for this but also Bob because he’s stupid, but being so connected and seeing all these bad events play out social media is making everyone think they happen more often than they do. When you hear about the WBC or some racist dude yelling the N word at people in public it’s because it’s a weird isolated incident that you don’t see very often, and it gets spread around. Just because you see these weird things happening doesn’t mean it’s happening everywhere.

Combine that with people posting their totally true stories of oppression that 100 percent verifiably happened and you make idiots like Bob think the country is currently in flames and it’s not safe for anyone to walk out of their house. I’m not saying these things don’t happen, just not nearly enough that people need to worry about it.

Also lol at him trying to pull the “YOU THINK NAZIS AND RACISTS ARE BAD DONT YOU!?” These people in a way, are already separated from most people in a social way and are only accepted into their own circles, But Bob wants it in formal writing that he is superior to them and has more rights

 

[Jan_Hus]

If you go through life thinking most people are evil awful bullies, then you’re probably not the victim you think you are.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Robert gives the most comprehensive explanation of his politics yet. It can be summed up as "people like me need to be the real elites, technology needs to make physical strength irrelevant, the people who bullied me need to lose everything.... plus moon wheat!"

Spoiler

IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART
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HOLY SHIT ROBERT
I know that it is an incredible waste of time and mental energy to get mad at someone on the Internet, BOB ESPECIALLY, but his constant shitting on the blue collar workers [as someone whose dad works for a phone company that had to lift up man covers even AFTER he shattered his spine and got surgery for it (sorry for the powerleveling just makes me want to choke him out so much. God dammit why is Bob such a black hole of anger?

Warren is the superior candidate
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Oooof that reply to like ratio, glad that Bob is arrogant enough to wander out of his bubble and gets met with shit.

Which leads to multiple replies over a shitpost.
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Well this bettered my mood, it’s just a sight to see him angrily respond to shitposts of him.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What's a rape advocate?

 

[Bolo]

The sad tale of a 15 year old girl trapped inside a 39 year old balding fat man's body.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What's a rape advocate?

If you asked Bob to name a single one of these "Nazis" it would just be normal right-wingers like Ted Cruz and Ann Coulter.
After being ridiculed over that, he'd just type "modern day nazis" into Google and paste a link to an opinion piece he didn't even read.
If he did any research, he'd know that actual Nazis, and every single group he claims is holding America back are virtually statistically insignificant.
It's easy to see why he over inflates these numbers, because Bob has so much confidence in himself, that it must surely be a sufficiently overwhelming force that's been keeping him in the basement.
It can't possibly be that the actual "bad people" have already been safely separated from him and his sedentary neet lifestyle, and all his professional failures have just been self inflicted wounds.

 

[Jack Awful]

Robert gives the most comprehensive explanation of his politics yet. It can be summed up as "people like me need to be the real elites, technology needs to make physical strength irrelevant, the people who bullied me need to lose everything.... plus moon wheat!"

Spoiler

IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART
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I think he is intentionally saying Bernie is white instead of jewish. This has gotten more comments than anything he has posted in ages. Keep farming those (you)s Robert!
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I don't get his autistic obsession with animals in urban areas.
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Warren is the superior candidate
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Which leads to multiple replies over a shitpost.
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Democracy is, dare I say it, OBSOLETE?
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Bob talking about how the creative types should become the new elite reminds me of the type of person who, despite having no skills and has no interest learning them, wants to enter creative fields like game development and animation because they have "good ideas".

 

[Quixotic Man]

Oh yeah, because the artistic cosmopolitan elite have never been guilty of rape or of beating their wives. Nope, no history of that in Hollywood or the music industry.
We all know the true rape advocates are the people who laughed at Bob's Mario lunch box in Senior Year.

 

[Adamska]

Bob talking about how the creative types should become the new elite reminds me of the type of person who, despite having no skills and has no interest learning them, wants to enter creative fields like game development and animation because they have "good ideas".

Bobby only advocates creatives being the ruling class because he considers his shitty production "creative work". He just wants to live in Megacity 1 as the philosopher king with metal wife and metal body.

 

[RSVP]

Democracy is, dare I say it, OBSOLETE?

I see he's already forgotten the Electoral College. He was ranting about the popular vote for the past three years and about how many people Senators supposedly represent after Trump's acquittal. But now, for the sake of a petty argument, direct democracy is old and busted.

On a side note, I wonder if Bob's ever-more-annoying style of writing is a defense mechanism to try and keep people from reading his posts.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Oh yeah, because the artistic cosmopolitan elite have never been guilty of rape or of beating their wives. Nope, no history of that in Hollywood or the music industry.
We all know the true rape advocates are the people who laughed at Bob's Mario lunch box in Senior Year.

The entire point of MeToo has been to create a standard that people can use to disparage and go after their opponents.

It's never been about the fact that the entertainment industry that these same people so hugely worship is filled with sexual predators who prey upon others.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh yeah, because the artistic cosmopolitan elite have never been guilty of rape or of beating their wives. Nope, no history of that in Hollywood or the music industry.
We all know the true rape advocates are the people who laughed at Bob's Mario lunch box in Senior Year.

Devin Faraci's sex pest status and Bob's subsequent cover up of it blows a meteor sized hole straight through that.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob is nothing if not consistently inconsistent.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Oh yeah, because the artistic cosmopolitan elite have never been guilty of rape or of beating their wives. Nope, no history of that in Hollywood or the music industry.
We all know the true rape advocates are the people who laughed at Bob's Mario lunch box in Senior Year.

Honestly, Bob probably wouldn't mind if the entire country turned into Epstein's sex island if he could benefit from it. I know it's a reach but is it necessarily wrong?

 

[Ashen One]

Spoiler

IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART
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Someone calling Bob out on his elitist shit and not getting "And who are you, friendo?" and a block as a response? Color me shocked.

"Bob, what you want resembles the apartheid to a worrying degree."
"Whaaaat? It's not racist because I'm not segregating people based on their skin color. I just want those obsolste wasteland ghouls to be powerless and wither away as the third-class people they are in a way I can ignore them."

What is "research" if you scrap basically everything?

People call that "Escape to the Movies, with MovieBob".