Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If you asked Bob to name a single one of these "Nazis" it would just be normal right-wingers like Ted Cruz and Ann Coulter.
After being ridiculed over that, he'd just type "modern day nazis" into Google and paste a link to an opinion piece he didn't even read.
If he did any research, he'd know that actual Nazis, and every single group he claims is holding America back are virtually statistically insignificant.
It's easy to see why he over inflates these numbers, because Bob has so much confidence in himself, that it must surely be a sufficiently overwhelming force that's been keeping him in the basement.
It can't possibly be that the actual "bad people" have already been safely separated from him and his sedentary neet lifestyle, and all his professional failures have just been self inflicted wounds.
Agreed, except that I don't think he's actually scared of or feels oppressed by Nazis (and I mean literal, seig heiling Neo-Nazi types). Robert doesn't actually care about Nazis. Calling people he hates Nazis is just a convenient way to make his hatred more socially acceptable.

Oh yeah, because the artistic cosmopolitan elite have never been guilty of rape or of beating their wives. Nope, no history of that in Hollywood or the music industry.
We all know the true rape advocates are the people who laughed at Bob's Mario lunch box in Senior Year.
I think deep down in his heart of hearts, Robert thinks the people who laughed at his Mario lunch box are worse than actual rapists and killers. That shit is real because it happened to him whereas horrible crimes that happened to other people are a distant abstract. Remember, he's already brushed aside stuff like the Epstein sex slaving in a manner that made it clear he doesn't actually give the slightest fuck about it beyond its possible effect on the narrative.

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The sad tale of a 15 year old girl trapped inside a 39 year old balding fat man's body.
Case in point. Every person who ever laughed at Robert is a Nazi who wants to destroy him for the crime of being born. Why would anyone be mad at Robert? He's such a totally innocent victim in all this. He dindu nuffin.

TL;DR- Robert falls back on "muh literal Nazees" because he knows that if he tells the truth and says "people who laughed at me or remind me of people who laughed at me" he'll be even more socially unacceptable and reviled than he is now.
 
Bob holds no sympathy for anyone that so much as disagrees with him, but expects it all for himself for simply existing. It's pathetic.
He always acta so persecuted and oppressed, when his only real complaint is that he isn't as successful as he thinks he's entitled to be.
This is also a behavior I've noticed in Jordan Peterson fanboys.
 
I love how Bob acts like all his beliefs are reality-of-governing based.
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I think I have a brain aneurysm after looking through his twitter feed. I know Americans have their own issues in regards to identity politics, but their advocacy and embrace of race-based politics is so vomit-inducing to me because that's the similar kind of politics that's made me cynical towards my country's political landscape. Do these people really think it's a good idea to support candidates just because they are of the same religion and race as theirs?

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Do these people really think it's a good idea to support candidates just because they are of the same religion and race as theirs?


Yes.

They would legit vote for a HIV+ crippled black Muslim retard if the option was available and after the failure would attribute it to whites somehow. Even if all whites vanished, dumb ass niggas on twitter would be living in some hellscape a 100 years later and be blaming ancient colonialism lol
 
IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART :story::story::story::story:
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It's pretty special that he thinks cramming the entire United States into a few megalopolises would create a "cosmopolitan creative-class" as a good thing. If anything, it would homogenize and decimate any actual diversity in media, though I can see why thay would be attractive to Bob since his career is held afloat by cronyism. Just look at how the ugly trust fund hipster aesthetics have slowly consumed everything, and without any challengers those have been mostly stagnant for over a decade.
 
Something I completely forgot about yesterday, this is my new favorite from Bob. I cannot remember him being so incredibly catty, bitchy and high school girly in any retort before this.
It starts with this.
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Leads to this.
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I didn't either so I had to look it up. I guess the joke is that some people think it's not that good?
The Eiger Sanction is a 1975 American action thriller film directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. Based on the 1972 novel The Eiger Sanction by Trevanian, the film is about an art history professor, mountain climber and former assassin once employed by a secret United States government agency who is blackmailed into returning to his deadly profession and do one more "sanction", a euphemism for killing. He agrees to join an international climbing team in Switzerland planning an ascent of the Eiger north face in order to complete a second sanction to avenge the murder of an old friend. The film was produced by Robert Daley for Eastwood's Malpaso Company, with Richard D. Zanuck and David Brown as executive producers, and co-starred George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee and Jack Cassidy.
Now the claws come out.
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Sorta cow crossover!
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This only means something if you're pretty in the know with the Weeb Wars and Nick Rekieta. This guy is one of the kick Vic spergs who accused Nick of being sanctioned and then locked down his account after getting heat. I found it funny.

Blob really is a shortsighted moron to think that yelling at people to not switch to his side is not just going to fuck his side over in the long term.

It really makes me laugh considering Bob actually needs those types who'd vote blue and is instead degrading them
Something that I think is important to point out is that Robert isn't exactly saying don't come to my side. He's saying "you chose different from me and irrespective of the fact that you now believe you were wrong and want to make amends I want you to die in a mass grave with all the other traitors". He literally says "No forgiveness. Ever"
 
Something that I think is important to point out is that Robert isn't exactly saying don't come to my side. He's saying "you chose different from me and irrespective of the fact that you now believe you were wrong and want to make amends I want you to die in a mass grave with all the other traitors". He literally says "No forgiveness. Ever"
But he's just so pragmatic and tied in to the realities of governance, science, culture. You know, all those things that involve groups of people that have different experiences, expectations, trains of thought and ideas.
 
Exactly this. Bob was just like this before he even started making videos and a friend had an argument with him on a blog post back then because Bob considered it nearly a crime for the movie to have a budget (and be restrained by it).

No joke, I would bet my shiny metal ass Bob would be 100% for a socialism system if it meant the "artist" (especially movie makers) was completely supported and unrestrained in their vision.
He probably never heard of Heaven’s Gate.
 
Has anyone ever invited Moviebob to a podcast and confronted his statements directly? That would be fun to listen.
Carl Benjamin and Razorfist have both issued direct challenges to him to debate them. Obviously he hasn't taken them up on it, or even acknowledged them. As terrible as Carl is at debates I'm pretty sure even he would run rings around Cinema Roberto.
 
What is it with this guy and edgy reboots of old kids shows? What the hell?
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Ya know, this idea sounds so fucking dumb, that it also turns around becomes almost satires levels funny. I kinda wanna see it go all nine yards and just see what crazy bullshit they can make for this.
 
What is it with this guy and edgy reboots of old kids shows? What the hell?
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Ya know, this idea sounds so fucking dumb, that it also turns around becomes almost satires levels funny. I kinda wanna see it go all nine yards and just see what crazy bullshit they can make for this.
It's certainly right up there with "Care Bears do Paradise Lost."

Why not make a Dora the Explorer reboot based on Apocalypse Now? Maybe they can make a Sesame Street version of Salo: 120 Days of Sodom next! Why the fuck not, you retarded manchildren? Won't that tickle your emotionally-regressed-to-infancy but still needing to posture as edgy and smart mindset?
 
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