Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's certainly right up there with "Care Bears do Paradise Lost."

Why not make a Dora the Explorer reboot based on Apocalypse Now? Maybe they can make a Sesame Street version of Salo: 120 Days of Sodom next! Why the fuck not, you exceptional manchildren? Won't that tickle your emotionally-regressed-to-infancy but still needing to posture as edgy and smart mindset?

Clearly, Dora should be rebooted in the style of The Divine Comedy, with Map standing in for Virgil and Swiper being one of the thrice-damned alongside Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus.

Bob is the sort of person who didn't realize Meet the Feebles was a comedy.
 
Clearly, Dora should be rebooted in the style of The Divine Comedy, with Map standing in for Virgil and Swiper being one of the thrice-damned alongside Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus.

Bob is the sort of person who didn't realize Meet the Feebles was a comedy.
He did, however, achieve climax to the opera-singing hippo, repeatedly.
 
It's certainly right up there with "Care Bears do Paradise Lost."

Why not make a Dora the Explorer reboot based on Apocalypse Now? Maybe they can make a Sesame Street version of Salo: 120 Days of Sodom next! Why the fuck not, you exceptional manchildren? Won't that tickle your emotionally-regressed-to-infancy but still needing to posture as edgy and smart mindset?

You know, its funny you brought up Dora. Like last year they released that live action Dora movie that was all action/adventure based. Hell, they had Del Toro and Danny Trejo in it voicing the fox and monkey characters. People even joked since they had Del Toro he would have the fox character be the same character in Sicario 1-2. But, I imagine Bobo would take that joke seriously
 
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Is this a fair assessment of his personality?
 
And I think he's trying to tell us something.
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Robert empathizes because he still stays in the dark and he too spent a lot of time on his knees praying for God to make him not fat. He kept hearing a still, small voice say, "Start jogging or doing push ups every day," and that's how he knows religion is bullshit.
 
Ya know, this idea sounds so fucking dumb, that it also turns around becomes almost satires levels funny. I kinda wanna see it go all nine yards and just see what crazy bullshit they can make for this.
Given the guy Bob is retweeting is someone who is currently writing for Disney cartoons, at least it's a professional writer instead of a hack like Bob whose ideas boil down:

"Thing meets other thing and does different genre or message, it's a billion dollar idea"
 
Why not make a Dora the Explorer reboot based on Apocalypse Now? Maybe they can make a Sesame Street version of Salo: 120 Days of Sodom next! Why the fuck not, you exceptional manchildren? Won't that tickle your emotionally-regressed-to-infancy but still needing to posture as edgy and smart mindset?
While they're at it, why not reboot Land Before Time based on The Lion King.
 
Yeah but they looked cool

That’s the frustrating thing. Given a proper budget and enough time to do his work, Bluth could do beautiful animation. Seriously breathtaking stuff. His stubbornness and weird beliefs left him to being unable to get budgets and reject creative input left and right.

Ever wonder why All Dogs Go To Heaven seems really disjointed, and the plot just seems jumbled? It’s because they ran out of money and basically had to cut together what they had finished and release it.
 
Since he’s reuploading his old Big Picture videos on his channel, here’s one where Bob lacks self awareness in 2011 as he does now in 2020.


It also had a great soundtrack


If they opt for the 3d realism look, the don bluth designs are probably the one thing that would translate best into it.

Hell I would watch a 3d remake of Secret of NIMH.
A 3D remake of LBT could work with the designs of the characters, but expanding the story would be difficult since it was a 68-minute movie.
 
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