Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The thing Bob doesn't get is that customers and their money are what keeps studios afloat. If you anger the customers, you don't get money, then your studio closes and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) becomes a pipe dream. Appeasing the customers keeps the studio open and his hope for an MCU alive.
It stems from Robert’s “progressive” views. The left despises populism, and most leftist parties would happily abolish democracy wherever possible. The Liberal Party of Canada even appoints some candidates, completely cutting out grassroots decisions for their members!
 
Multicrossover fight, too pussy to actually retweet AND implying no one stands up for him. What a combo
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I have no idea who Sady Doyle is, but that Twitter Avatar just screams: "Yes, I did write three books no one has read, incessantly shill Elizabeth Warren, and end every night by saying "Mommy needs her wine.""
 
It stems from Robert’s “progressive” views. The left despises populism, and most leftist parties would happily abolish democracy wherever possible. The Liberal Party of Canada even appoints some candidates, completely cutting out grassroots decisions for their members!
And look what Canada got for the Liberal Party's "progressive" views. A dithering idiot of a Prime Minister who only got the job because of his last name and some Boomers want to relive the "glory days" of Trudeaumania 1.0. Bob fails the realize time and again that our elites do not necessarily produce the best or brightest. They tend to produce people who high off the smell of their own flatulence while sycophants like Bob believe that they have a chance of joining their inner circle.
 
Him and Lewis actually interact on Twitter a lot. I don't get why Lewis is so friendly with him.

Me neither. Lewis is (as far as I know) still a nominal Christian and he has some conservative friends. These are things that Bob would consider anathema. Maybe they're bonding over their mutual love of troons? (In which case they should both become friends with Sargon of Akkad. What a batshit fun trio that would be!)
 
Well, robert is a communist with an unyielding hatred for every single human being on the planet for their uncanny ability to choose to do things he disagrees with. Things would be so much simpler if he were the only living organism on earth.
I respectfully disagree. I don't believe that Bob is a communist. I believe that Bob has no set ideology other than "I, Bob". He'll go down whatever path as long as it gets him what he wants and hurts who he doesn't like. I believe he's made that last point abundantly clear. Also things wouldn't be simpler if Bob was the only one alive. You can't subjugate and lord over something that doesn't exist. If no one's around, who's gonna see Robert on the mountain top, back dropped by a lemon yellow sun, and his arms raised in a V?
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Well, robert is a communist with an unyielding hatred for every single human being on the planet for their uncanny ability to choose to do things he disagrees with. Things would be so much simpler if he were the only living organism on earth.
I respectfully disagree. I don't believe that Bob is a communist. I believe that Bob has no set ideology other than "I, Bob". He'll go down whatever path as long as it gets him what he wants and hurts who he doesn't like. I believe he's made that last point abundantly clear. Also things wouldn't be simpler if Bob was the only one alive. You can't subjugate and lord over something that doesn't exist. If no one's around, who's gonna see Robert on the mountain top, back dropped by a lemon yellow sun, and his arms raised in a V?
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Or to put it another way, Robert is an objectivist and a social darwinist when regulations and tariffs are being passed that help industries and people he considers undesirable and a communist when a product he consooms is being rejected by other people or he has to pay for rent/his diabetes medicine (even though with his Patreon and living expenses how they are, he should be able to afford it fine). He's pro democracy when his team is winning (Obama) and against it when his team is losing (Trump). Restrictions on government power/democracy are important and good when someone he doesn't like is trying to do something and gets stopped, but stupid and obsolete when the same thing happens with someone he likes. He has no principles, but he's learned how to mimic other people's in the various situations where he wants to justify his selfishness and vindictiveness.
 
You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less exceptional person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.
I disagree. He's actually bashed auteur theory in the past, especially when complaints about a lack of creative freedom at Marvel Studios came about because how dare anyone say anything bad about his favorite franchise.

The problem he had with your two examples was that the wrong people were making those complaints. Bob has admitted he never played Mass Effect and saw the franchise as some dumb shooter game a la Gears of War and Call of Duty. So the people who like the franchise and didn't like the ending obviously had to be dumb jocks who should never get anything they like. For Sonic, notice in tweets saying "Hopefully now studios will learn to listen to gamers" he's responding with "That would be terrible" or something like that. Once again, it's the bad people getting what they want.

Bob is a creature of spite. It's where almost everything he believes in comes from, taking something away from the 'wrong crowd'.
 
Robert continues to mad at the internet over the failures of his waifu Warren. Gatekeeping "progressivism", gets mad at Peter Coffin for making fun of his waifu, whines about "bullying", gets very upset at a rando on twitter and some sperging about Bernie and Bernie bros.
 
I disagree. He's actually bashed auteur theory in the past, especially when complaints about a lack of creative freedom at Marvel Studios came about because how dare anyone say anything bad about his favorite franchise.

The problem he had with your two examples was that the wrong people were making those complaints. Bob has admitted he never played Mass Effect and saw the franchise as some dumb shooter game a la Gears of War and Call of Duty. So the people who like the franchise and didn't like the ending obviously had to be dumb jocks who should never get anything they like. For Sonic, notice in tweets saying "Hopefully now studios will learn to listen to gamers" he's responding with "That would be terrible" or something like that. Once again, it's the bad people getting what they want.

Bob is a creature of spite. It's where almost everything he believes in comes from, taking something away from the 'wrong crowd'.
Fine then Bob loves the auteur corporation instead of the auteur artist.
Bob still hates when ever the plebs have an effect on the creative process.
Just replace a novelist or director with some focus group worshiping douchebags at Marvel Studios.
Doesn't change what Bob fundamentally believes.
 
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Robert gives the most comprehensive explanation of his politics yet. It can be summed up as "people like me need to be the real elites, technology needs to make physical strength irrelevant, the people who bullied me need to lose everything.... plus moon wheat!"
IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART :story::story::story::story:
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I think he is intentionally saying Bernie is white instead of jewish. This has gotten more comments than anything he has posted in ages. Keep farming those (you)s Robert!
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I don't get his autistic obsession with animals in urban areas.
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Warren is the superior candidate
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Which leads to multiple replies over a shitpost.
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Democracy is, dare I say it, OBSOLETE?
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I disagree. He's actually bashed auteur theory in the past, especially when complaints about a lack of creative freedom at Marvel Studios came about because how dare anyone say anything bad about his favorite franchise.

The problem he had with your two examples was that the wrong people were making those complaints. Bob has admitted he never played Mass Effect and saw the franchise as some dumb shooter game a la Gears of War and Call of Duty. So the people who like the franchise and didn't like the ending obviously had to be dumb jocks who should never get anything they like. For Sonic, notice in tweets saying "Hopefully now studios will learn to listen to gamers" he's responding with "That would be terrible" or something like that. Once again, it's the bad people getting what they want.

Bob is a creature of spite. It's where almost everything he believes in comes from, taking something away from the 'wrong crowd'.

Sonic and Mass Effect are established IPs with huge fandoms already. Implementing the auteur theory on works based on well known IPs is generally frowned upon unless the director is familiar with the source material, the style and aesthetic of the director's works fit the content of the IP and the director gets an opportunity to create a series of movies from the IP. It's the difference between Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy and the clusterfuck that is the Star Wars sequels.
 
Robert gives the most comprehensive explanation of his politics yet. It can be summed up as "people like me need to be the real elites, technology needs to make physical strength irrelevant, the people who bullied me need to lose everything.... plus moon wheat!"
IM NOT RICH OR IVY JUST SMART :story::story::story::story:
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I think he is intentionally saying Bernie is white instead of jewish. This has gotten more comments than anything he has posted in ages. Keep farming those (you)s Robert!
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I don't get his autistic obsession with animals in urban areas.
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Warren is the superior candidate
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Which leads to multiple replies over a shitpost.
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Democracy is, dare I say it, OBSOLETE?
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Good Lord, that's "Please A-log me", the spoiler.

Luckily, there's so much there and it's all so repellent, I can't even pick where to start.
 
Democracy is, dare I say it, OBSOLETE?
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Yeah, we should really only allow the rich white men to vote. Expanding suffrage to niggers, women and the poors was truly history's greatest mistake.
I'm glad that Bob has finally seen the light and came to understand is that sometimes the only way forwards is to go backwards.
 
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