Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Syaoran Li]

Bob is clearly delusional if he believes that he has enough influence to undermine Sonic.

If Sonic's own fanbase and Sega's incompetence couldn't kill the Sonic franchise, then Bob doesn't stand a chance.

As countless others have pointed out, Bob's just reliving the console wars of his childhood and he's butthurt over Sonic beating Birds of Prey and the movie succeeding because the studio actually listened to the fans this time.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I don't buy this stolen superior future for a second... And I'm not just talking about the quirky "muh jetpacks, Star trek future", but the whole Urban centered economy led by the brightest and diverse minds of our generation, you know, the fucking Lisa Simpson speech.

Robert doesn't give two shits about that, the only tangencial thing he has for this "superior future", is that he counts himself as one of the enlightned ones that will usher the new era... but only count, because he knows he isn't going to do shit. Even his outrage in defense of minorities and the marginalized comes across as staged and over the top.

Nah, the thing Robert is upset is that he just turned up 39 and his life ain't what he wanted it to be. Meaning that he doesn't have the sucess, the money or the women he desires, or any woman at all.

And that is a fairly mundane thing, everybody thinks their life sucks and they deserved better, in our heats of hearts, everybody is egotistical like that, but everybody knows that complain about this is also just about the most childish and lame thing to do, and Robert also knows he can't blame for the things he is acctualy mad about on anybody but himself, even though under his breath he rpobably blame others for his personal failures.

But, as we know Robert can't let shit go, and worse, he has nobody to lean on his frustration. Compared to most, he has nothing, no wife, no kids, and probably will stay that way till its too late to change anything. His "job" seems to be a dead end, whatever popularity he had on the internet seems to have reached it's course, he is too old to reach for any new audience and his productions reek of laziness and amateurism. He aspires to write books and scripts, and yet has made no moves to reach that gold, he is still living in his hometown, on his tiny apartment, hanging with his brother.

Combine that with his self reported anger issues, and there you go. The issue is, he can't rage about how pathetic he is, he can't openly whine he isn't living the life he deserves and that is what it makes Robert fascinating and repugnant at the same time, because we can all see, and even understand, that behind this self-rigthous lashing outs he makes on twitter, is only meant to hide his personal failures and egotistical frustrations.

I think this is a spot-on description of what turns people into raging cunt sjws, or the slow-burn disingenuous 5th pillar types, compared to people who just have liberal politics. Whether consciously or not, they're transferring their rage from their own lives onto whatever they perceive as nobler causes, which leads to disproportionately butthurt raging.

I don't know, maybe they do believe it to a certain degree, but only because it's a convenient way to not think about more pressing personal issues.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I looked and it turns out he's mentioned Ultraman a time or two (a). The earliest being April 6, 2013(a) and the latest being December 21, 2019 (a). He has talked about Power Rangers(a) a whoooooooooooole lot more which led me to this find.

Spoiler: COW CROSSOVER!!1

Just shy of 8 years ago...

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“So... I was never a "fan" of Power Rangers, but I think @Linkara19 is going to get me there”

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https://archive.li/xY4i6

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/linkara-lewis-lovhaug.1442/

Now this doesn't prove he's a tranny chaser but it does make me go...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*play Won't_Get_Fooled_Again.wma*
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Him and Lewis actually interact on Twitter a lot. I don't get why Lewis is so friendly with him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Him and Lewis actually interact on Twitter a lot. I don't get why Lewis is so friendly with him.

The love of Power Rangers and stale stink ditches make for powerful bonds.

But seriously I didn't know that. It does make a weird kind of sense. I can see a kind of kindred spirit between them.

 

[BR55]

It stills surprise me to see people mad at the Sonic redesign, the original one was shit and it hurt the first impressions on the movie to many people, yet is bad to change it because reasons. These people genuinely hate normal audiences and would do anything to see them unhappy.

You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less retarded person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.

 

[Benisbro]

I expect, if jetpacks becomes affordable and widespread, it will have a social effect similar to cell phones today. Employers will expect every single employee to carry one, and because traveling is so convenient, they will expect employees to be perpetually on call. You are enjoying your deserved vacation in Venice? No, fly back to Los Angeles at once and I expect you in three hours! The disadvantaged people who can't even afford the most basic model will simply not get any job.

Disadvantaged people? Surely you mean obsolete morons.

“But bob, what about poor black people? You’re really starting to sound like the neoliberal elitist everyone says you are.”

Wow, can’t believe I’m getting replies from...whoever this is.

Hbomberguy: “Bob shut the fuck up you nonce”

*Sigh*...so we’re doing this again. I’m just soooo tired.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less exceptional person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.

I was going to reply to this with, "Bob, like the smug elitist he is, just plain hates common people", but I think that may be understating it. Actually, I suspect that Bob just plain hates everyone except for his immediate family, people who agree with him, and people who both produce things he likes and can't be replaced by a robot (that is, people who make movies, TV shows, and video games). Edit: Come to think of it, I'm not certain that there's actually a meaningful difference between the first two categories either. I mean, we've seen what a sped his brother is.

 

[The tired cat]

The sonic redesign may have been pressed by Sega, which is not out of character for them.

Sega routinely wants customer feedback and if something gets an overall negative they try and fix it if it's possible.

For example they called it quits with AT-Games after fans reacted very negatively to the Sega Mini announcement and went back to the drawing board with it and got stuff like like Castlevania Bloodlines to go with their new version of the micro console. AT-Games released mini genesis consoles in the past but they were always such crap.

So fans going Sonic Looks like shit and Sega getting Paramount to delay until it's fixed is really not unheard of by them.

Weell, yes and no. Apparently Paramount at 1st wasn't worried and knew that the original design wouldn't be met by fans. But, they more hoped that the common moviegoers wouldn't care, however! When they showed the trailer to the general public and critics they all went "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" and thus Paramount realized unless they make changes this movie was gonna bomb and bomb hard.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Paramount realized unless they make changes this movie was gonna bomb and bomb hard.

Well had it stuck with it’s November release date, it would’ve been easily crushed by Frozen 2.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh, I’m going to enjoy this....

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You have to understand Bob is really into the idea of the "auteur" artist.
It's why he has a bug up his ass about the Sonic redesign.
It's why he declared jihad against Retake Mass Effect all those years ago.
Bob has an autistic obsession with the unrestrained great artist making their art free of any say by others.
When ever the common rabble get a say in the creative process, sonic redesign, or express displeasure, Mass Effect 3, Bob has a sperg out.
You know because he's a fucking autist.
In a less exceptional person this might be seen as a defense of un-compromised artistic expression.
In Bob this manifests as mindless conSOOMerism and chimp outs about how sonics arms aren't blue design shouldn't have been changed.

Which, like most of Robert's thinking, is absolutist to the most idiotic extreme. In reality, great art comes out of compromises and caring about other people's opinions a lot more than "auteur" spergs like Robert think.

 

[Bolo]

Robert giving that inside the business knowledge to tell that everybody is wrong about Birds of Prey. You Know, that business that the closest he ever came to was to sit his ass on press screening and then listening to pre-canned interviews.

To start, discussing box offcies and who won or lose making money, or pleasing fans or whatever is idiotic in my opinion, no matter what side, it's like putting on skirts and bouncing pom-poms to cheer in order to see which cereal brand sells the most in the end of the day.

But this is an extra layer of pathetic, that only Robert can provide, to go defend this stupid ass Harley Quinn movie by acting like you are educating people as if you know what happened in the backstage talk.

And I'm not Robert, so I'm not gonna pretend I know what fucking Margot Robbie and WB executives had in mind for this movie, but no studio on earth sinks a 100 MILLION DOLLARS for a fucking "oh well, it was a good try Margot, we maybe will make it a sizeble profit on the DVDs and merch".

Not to say that WB HAD to project a "crazy high number" because, again, it is idiotic to spend this much money and not expect to make it back, since the ones holding the purse are AT&T, who are not media shy to show that they are cutting throats and making public displays of what failure means to them... see the former Editor in Chief of DC. They have to justify the cost, and they even tried to chjange the very name of the movie to push a few more tickets.

But, in the end I just have to ask why? Why does it matter to you Robert if this fucking, stupid ass movie makes money or not, if it seems as successful or not? For fucking what? Narrative, agenda, ideological twitter sides, to own the gamer gaters incels?

Nah, all that shit is below you right Robert? "It's mah Jahb, friendo" right? Great gig you got there buddy, now get back on you knees, because I think the She-Hulk show is going to tank as well, so you better start licking "product" you fucking peon.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Robert giving that inside the business knowledge to tell that everybody is wrong about Birds of Prey. You Know, that business that the closest he ever came to was to sit his ass on press screening and then listening to pre-canned interviews.

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To start, discussing box offcies and who won or lose making money, or pleasing fans or whatever is idiotic in my opinion, no matter what side, it's like putting on skirts and bouncing pom-poms to cheer in order to see which cereal brand sells the most in the end of the day.

But this is an extra layer of pathetic, that only Robert can provide, to go defend this stupid ass Harley Quinn movie by acting like you are educating people as if you know what happened in the backstage talk.

And I'm not Robert, so I'm not gonna pretend I know what fucking Margot Robbie and WB executives had in mind for this movie, but no studio on earth sinks a 100 MILLION DOLLARS for a fucking "oh well, it was a good try Margot, we maybe will make it a sizeble profit on the DVDs and merch".

Not to say that WB HAD to project a "crazy high number" because, again, it is idiotic to spend this much money and not expect to make it back, since the ones holding the purse are AT&T, who are not media shy to show that they are cutting throats and making public displays of what failure means to them... see the former Editor in Chief of DC. They have to justify the cost, and they even tried to chjange the very name of the movie to push a few more tickets.

But, in the end I just have to ask why? Why does it matter to you Robert if this fucking, stupid ass movie makes money or not, if it seems as successful or not? For fucking what? Narrative, agenda, ideological twitter sides, to own the gamer gaters?

Nah, all that shit is below you right Robert? "It's mah Jahb, friendo" right? Great gig you got there buddy, now get back on you knees, because I think the She-Hulk show is going to tank as well, so get back to licking "product" you fucking peon.

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I'm genuinely at a loss with Moviecob on this.

A thing I didn't see people noting about the #BirdsofPrey boxoffice reporting is studios largely control that narrative re: (1)what they project and how they react - there's no established "science" to it, if you want to "beat projections" you lowball your own estimate...

...versus "industry standard" and claim victory when you beat that. WB projected a *crazy* high number on an (2)R-rated no-name franchise-starter in February for BOP, (3)which is sloppy and irresponsible management - suggesting the studio didn't really care about this project.

First, I don't base my movie watching on what a studio "projects" they're gonna make. That's ludicrous. I know Bob's using it as a base to go say "Well it's only under preforming because they shot the moon, not because it's a bad product heh heh heh I is smert" but projections are merely predictions of what they think they'll make and when members of the cast tell around half of the population of the planet that the movie's not for them (you know, the half of the population that makes up the overwhelming majority of movie goers) well I can't see how they're gonna make much of anything at that point. In all seriousness, maybe there's a real reason to bring it that Bob's not making clear or I lack the ability to see, but it's coming off as the same kind of strawmanning he does when he tells a more popular youtuber "Well we're both beat by Korean box openers/mukbangers/fill in the blankers". I'm hammering on this because it leads to my second point.

Secondly, Cob, you owned moron, you just described Deadpool. Remember Deadpool nerdy pop-culture guy supreme? The super violent, highly vulgar movie that came out on Valentine's Day weekend? The movie that didn't insult it's core audience by changing fundamental things about the characters for sake of being progressive and having the attitude of "lol who hurt you honey?"? The movie that the studio didn't have much faith in with the low budget which is a fourth wall breaking joke that is said directly to the camera? The movie based on a character that the only way people not knee deep in comics would know about is from the laughable/hated movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

Lastly, please Cobert, regale me with the story about how a February opening, when it's only competition is the Sonic movie a week later, for an R-rated franchise starter (it's not even a starter, it's an offshoot of Suicide Squad but whatever) is a bad thing when we have the precedence of Deadpool costing $58 million and making $782.6 million. Maybe it isn't "sloppy and irresponsible management you rambling buffoon that has harmed the movie. Maybe it's just a shit product that nobody wanted, nobody asked for, and nobody cared enough to make it worth watching.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Deadpool was also a labor of love, much like Sonic. You had people who cared about the IP behind the project.

BOP nobody gave a shit and they wanted to promote Harley so her merch would sell.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Robert giving that inside the business knowledge to tell that everybody is wrong about Birds of Prey. You Know, that business that the closest he ever came to was to sit his ass on press screening and then listening to pre-canned interviews.

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To start, discussing box offcies and who won or lose making money, or pleasing fans or whatever is idiotic in my opinion, no matter what side, it's like putting on skirts and bouncing pom-poms to cheer in order to see which cereal brand sells the most in the end of the day.

But this is an extra layer of pathetic, that only Robert can provide, to go defend this stupid ass Harley Quinn movie by acting like you are educating people as if you know what happened in the backstage talk.

And I'm not Robert, so I'm not gonna pretend I know what fucking Margot Robbie and WB executives had in mind for this movie, but no studio on earth sinks a 100 MILLION DOLLARS for a fucking "oh well, it was a good try Margot, we maybe will make it a sizeble profit on the DVDs and merch".

Not to say that WB HAD to project a "crazy high number" because, again, it is idiotic to spend this much money and not expect to make it back, since the ones holding the purse are AT&T, who are not media shy to show that they are cutting throats and making public displays of what failure means to them... see the former Editor in Chief of DC. They have to justify the cost, and they even tried to chjange the very name of the movie to push a few more tickets.

But, in the end I just have to ask why? Why does it matter to you Robert if this fucking, stupid ass movie makes money or not, if it seems as successful or not? For fucking what? Narrative, agenda, ideological twitter sides, to own the gamer gaters?

Nah, all that shit is below you right Robert? "It's mah Jahb, friendo" right? Great gig you got there buddy, now get back on you knees, because I think the She-Hulk show is going to tank as well, so you better start licking "product" you fucking peon.

The thing Bob doesn't get is that customers and their money are what keeps studios afloat. If you anger the customers, you don't get money, then your studio closes and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) becomes a pipe dream. Appeasing the customers keeps the studio open and his hope for an MCU alive.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The thing Bob doesn't get is that customers and their money are what keeps studios afloat. If you anger the customers, you don't get money, then your studio closes and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) becomes a pipe dream. Appeasing the customers keeps the studio open and his hope for an MCU alive.

No, they're just supposed to unquestioningly give tribute to their coastal overlords because they have no higher big think process!

 

[Rei is shit]

What shit is he referring to here?


A woman almost killed herself over twitter, oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (I bet it was a troon)


Multicrossover fight, too pussy to actually retweet AND implying no one stands up for him. What a combo


Someone said establishment dems are out for bernie. This lead Robert "I totally have no issues with bernie I like him!" Chipman to sperg out.

BTW kween hilldawg isnt an establishment democrat




Rob the inhaler hated the Napoleonic wars reboot (this was actually in response to women working)


The above came out of this. Robert posted a screencap of his senpai, Aimee Terese, podcast. When people called him an idiot for implying that, he went with the classic "I didnt say that I was just drawing attention to other bad thing!"


SUPERDELEGETS = GOOD

 

[The Fool]

Deadpool was also a labor of love, much like Sonic. You had people who cared about the IP behind the project.

BOP nobody gave a shit and they wanted to promote Harley so her merch would sell.

The thing Bob doesn't get is that customers and their money are what keeps studios afloat. If you anger the customers, you don't get money, then your studio closes and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) becomes a pipe dream. Appeasing the customers keeps the studio open and his hope for an MCU alive.

Well, robert is a communist with an unyielding hatred for every single human being on the planet for their uncanny ability to choose to do things he disagrees with. Things would be so much simpler if he were the only living organism on earth.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's really really determined to undermine the success of the Sonic movie. He's putting more effort into this and is way more concerned about the optics of it than he's ever been with his political arguments.

It's because the Sonic movie is basically everything he hates rolled into one.

He probably also got mad considering the Sonic movie is portraying a small rural town as a good place instead of evil rednecks and portraying someone whose pro-science as an uncaring know-it-all sociopath.

Add a layer of paint of a reminder of Bob's vietnam and you have the worst movie ever in Bob's eyes.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's because the Sonic movie is basically everything he hates rolled into one.

He probably also got mad considering the Sonic movie is portraying a small rural town as a good place instead of evil rednecks and portraying someone whose pro-science as an uncaring know-it-all sociopath.

Add a layer of paint of a reminder of Bob's vietnam and you have the worst movie ever in Bob's eyes.

I think he could have dealt with all of that if not for the studio bowing to fan disgust with the original Sonic design. The infallible corporate overlords are never supposed to kneel to the peons.