Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[Mason Verger]

My friend’s Dad walked around without a shirt on at home pretty much all the time and he was a senior investigator for the police. All men are gross to some degree within the privacy & comfort of their own houses. You also have to remember that Bob was from an era where it was completely fucking fine and dandy to smoke while pregnant and allow your kids to roam the neighborhood freely. If Bob was maybe 10 years younger when he had Chris (basically Barb’s age) he would’ve beat his ass the moment he started getting hassled over his hygiene. Also it’s probably really inconvenient trying to enact corporal punishment when you have to make your way through a maze of garbage to find the beatin’ stick.

Walking around without your shirt is gross. Especially if you have a gunt and a smoking habit, but it's not as bad as letting your floppy nut sack and asshole touch the bed sheets. I swear, that moment when you realize the weird smells in 14 BC aren't coming from the hoard. But Chris is one to talk. Masturbating in every corner of the house, peeing everywhere, storing semen in the freezer, and doing the lindie hop with dead dogs. It's like a smorgasbord of white trash.

Thing is, Bob wasn’t walking around doing puppet shows with his laffy taffy. If you can’t be bare-assed in your own closed bedroom without it being a 7 page thread 10 years after your death, where’s the damn line?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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The thing about memories is that when one looks back, it's in order to change something. CWC clearly doesn't

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The thing about memories is that when one looks back, it's in order to change something. CWC clearly doesn't

It's probally why the therapy will never be of any help to Chris since aside from getting a diagnosis that will help him either excuse his behavior or get him a larger tugboat he'll just not pay attention to any advice he gets.

 

[Gooby]

His newest long twitter rant has some interesting quotes. "The Loss of ANY Sex Drive and PTSD-Creating Suffering in ONE individual, WORSE than Any Porn Star ever having to suffer, for Your Giggles and Jack? Was It Worth It, REALLY?"

I particularly like Giggles and Jack. I'm not sure if it's better fitting as a username here, a comedic duo, an interesting drink moniker, or something else.

He manages to say quite a few other interesting phrases. He drinks "water on the rocks" apparently too.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

It's probally why the therapy will never be of any help to Chris since aside from getting a diagnosis that will help him either excuse his behavior or get him a larger tugboat he'll just not pay attention to any advice he gets.

Unfortunately that’s all pretty common in the mental healthcare field. People doctor shop all the time, sometimes to find a therapist who’ll only tell them what they want to hear or to get prescribed specific meds (usually FDA controlled ones).

 

[Tikbalang]

I understand the sperging I'm lost when he goes to magical bullcrap

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I understand the sperging I'm lost when he goes to magical bullcrap

Chris's tears are fake as the merge.

When he starts throwing in BS from the merge I stop believing anything he says. He's after more sympathybux and he knows if he bawls loud enough, long enough, he'll get it because idiots thinks they're 'trolling the trolls by giving chris money.' My evidence for my belief? That pony con is coming up and chris needs money to fly his wide ass+2 seats to california.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Wow. Midlife Crisis saga incoming?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris's tears are fake as the merge.

When he starts throwing in BS from the merge I stop believing anything he says. He's after more sympathybux and he knows if he bawls loud enough, long enough, he'll get it because idiots thinks they're 'trolling the trolls by giving chris money.'

Especially when you consider almost nobody duped him into doing half the dumb shit he's done in his life. If it wasn't his own stupidity making him upload things like twin falling towers it was his idiotic belief that those "kimis" and "cake farts" were going to sweethearts who wanted to ride his broken duck.

Not once did Chris stop and think "gee me e girlfriend's request to see my ass on a cake sounds off." So yes it was worth every laugh seeing him suffer for being an idiot. And it's worth picking on him and calling him delusional now because everything he espouses is either drivel that makes no sense or total bullshit.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Especially when you consider almost nobody duped him into doing half the dumb shit he's done in his life. If it wasn't his own stupidity making him upload things like twin falling towers it was his idiotic belief that those "kimis" and "cake farts" were going to sweethearts who wanted to ride his broken duck.

Not once did Chris stop and think "gee me e girlfriend's request to see my ass on a cake sounds off." So yes it was worth every laugh seeing him suffer for being an idiot. And it's worth picking on him and calling him delusional now because everything he espouses is either drivel that makes no sense or total bullshit.

Yup. That's chris's ego for ya. Even by some miracle he understands that he is the reason X happened, within a week he'll be blaming someone else because he CANNOT have a mistake on his shoulders. He's the OC of OCs, the perfect mary sue of the merge. He can't possibly have ever done a bad thing because he's good, he's the main character.
To quote Chris during one of the alec calls:
Alec: "Chris, you really just want people to kiss your ass all the time?"
Chris: "Well, not ALL the time. But it will make me feel better."
This, I feel, is the reason why chris never learns. If he never feels guilty or that he's responsible for the way things are in his life then there's no reason for him to change.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

"I am not delusional. The proof is my collection of semi polished driveway gravel." Oh okay then.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Especially when you consider almost nobody duped him into doing half the dumb shit he's done in his life. If it wasn't his own stupidity making him upload things like twin falling towers it was his idiotic belief that those "kimis" and "cake farts" were going to sweethearts who wanted to ride his broken duck.

Not once did Chris stop and think "gee me e girlfriend's request to see my ass on a cake sounds off." So yes it was worth every laugh seeing him suffer for being an idiot. And it's worth picking on him and calling him delusional now because everything he espouses is either drivel that makes no sense or total bullshit.

I know the twin falling towers vid was troll-goaded, but I love how at the time everyone on ED (pre-CWCki) was tearing into Chris for “even daring to make light of a national tragedy!” on a site whose front page was literally glitterbombed with “JEWS DID WTC!!!“

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Shut up Chris. At least people want to have sex with porn stars.

"I'm not delusional" says the guy who claims that cartoon characters help him get over his fear of sex, compares himself to female sex symbols, and claims to be young at heart when flirting with teenagers. This is the most re-tarded tantrum I've ever seen.

 

[Alex Krycek]

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Would have been better as a video but I’ll take whatever he’s willing to put out.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

Hmm. It’s really interesting that Chris blames his over sharing on the trolls. We all know Chris has been trying to insert himself into the public eye since the beginning. I wonder if it’s more of a frustration with the fact that the attention didn’t play out the way he wanted. We don’t all see him as a goddess hero grand master awesome man and it’s all our faults.
You don’t draw yourself into your own comics if you don’t want people to notice you. You don’t make YouTube videos if you don’t want people to notice you. You don’t tweet about your life events if you don’t want people to notice you.
Did trolls goat him at times? Absolutely. But, he’s still doing it all on his own. He doesn’t learn! He could delete Twitter today. But no, he decides to share about Bobs junk for the masses. Probably scared of losing that e-begging emergency route, which if he had just left the internet a decade ago he could’ve probably made some semblance of a normal life (or at the very least gotten a job). People with more notoriety have successfully done it.
It’s self inflicted, and the pity party isn’t justified.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

. I wonder if it’s more of a frustration with the fact that the attention didn’t play out the way he wanted. We don’t all see him as a goddess hero grand master awesome man and it’s all our faults.

I totally agree. For hos grand shoe of empathy and revealing he saw Bob's rasin-like nutsack, he wanted 2 million dollars, ass pats, female pronouns, and the title of grand supreme Goddess. Chris is the definition of insanity. He does this shit over and over again expecting people to role out the red carpet for the sick disgusting shit he says and does. He doesn't understand that relating to others is all about accommodation and lack of ulterior motives.

 

[AnOminous]

I totally agree. For hos grand shoe of empathy and revealing he saw Bob's rasin-like nutsack, he wanted 2 million dollars, ass pats, female pronouns, and the title of grand supreme Goddess.

I think the trauma is that Bob was a Chad with a giant horsecock and Chris's tiny bent duck was so humiliated he ultimately trooned out.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

I totally agree. For hos grand shoe of empathy and revealing he saw Bob's rasin-like nutsack, he wanted 2 million dollars, ass pats, female pronouns, and the title of grand supreme Goddess. Chris is the definition of insanity. He does this shit over and over again expecting people to role out the red carpet for the sick disgusting shit he says and does. He doesn't understand that relating to others is all about accommodation and lack of ulterior motives.

And I know I’m not saying anything revolutionary here. People have been saying and telling Chris this himself for years. I just wonder if he ever really will wake up, or if by the time he does if it will truly be too late. I don’t know if Barbs death will even wake him up at this point, seeing the blatant disrespect he shows Bob now years after his passing.
Tl;dr Chris doesn’t get it. I really don’t think he’s ever going to get it. How long is this really going to continue?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Shut up Chris. At least people want to have sex with porn stars.

"I'm not delusional" says the guy who claims that cartoon characters help him get over his fear of sex, compares himself to female sex symbols, and claims to be young at heart when flirting with teenagers. This is the most re-tarded tantrum I've ever seen.

Fear of sex? That contradicts the hooker he had sex with.

 

[johnjohn99]

God damn, he's still on that dimensional merger bullshit? I was actually starting the feel bad reading that twitter thread but then he had to talk about his rapture again. So now I walk away from this only with jealousy that I never got to see Bob's lumberjack cock