What if Chris suffers from both an Oedipus & Electra complex? I'm sure Chris has seen his parents in the nude several times, as they have caught him pulling his pud, or have been witness to photograph and video of it. Can you imagine the American inbred dream is looking at your father's wrinkled, white-haired nut sack while spooning with your elderly mother? I bet Chris has seen Barb's snow-covered valley as well.
What would they have told him? Lemon Party was registered October 3rd, 2002. As of today, it has been active 17 years, 4 months, 21 days. Not quite a score of years. Wait until the end of 2022
Jesus, Christ! We've seen both Sockness' and Chris' father. These "revalations" are absolute lunacy. You should be forced to attend child education classes if you are doing sick shit like this. These men were one step away from having sex with pigs, making meth, and balancing beer cans on their gunts.
"Imaginary lightning strike! That'll show those haters.
" - CWC
The more bizarre quote for me was:
My Mother cleaned up my bedroom area and some of my work area during my weekend at BronyCon; The Iconic Striped Ralph Lauren Rugby Shirt of mine is Misplaced!
And we are looking, and my mother is trying to remember where she saw it. I fear she had trashed it by mistake, but Magi-Chan informs me that the shirt is still here in the house somewhere.
There were a number of full trash bags outside; I just went through the five we brought back in after I got back home. She had put into them to trash a LOT of things that really riled me up, including some of my FAVORITE VHS TAPES, among other things! I got a feeling that she subconsciously wanted me OUT, because she was so reckless.
I, like I foresaw, felt Very Frustrated and Upset. So, I showed her what I recovered and told her how I felt. AND, with her watching, I yelled at a body pillow pretending it was her. I pretended I had my iconic shirt in hand and I slapped, punched, and even humped, then tossed the pillow towards the head of my bed. Then, with that as her punishment for that reckless good intention misdeed, I forgave her for that whole mess. But I still miss my shirt, holes and all.
So, that is why I am very interested in contacting Ralph Lauren to reproduce the shirt and make three of them for me. And, right now, I'm looking on eBay for the same shirt.
(vomits internally from the mental image)
That was disturbing as all fuck.
Chris has been less than 10 for almost 4 decades.
I don’t think there’s ever an “opportune time” to broadcast to the entire internet that’ve you’ve seen your Daddy’s family jewels on a routine basis.
My friend’s Dad walked around without a shirt on at home pretty much all the time and he was a senior investigator for the police. All men are gross to some degree within the privacy & comfort of their own houses. You also have to remember that Bob was from an era where it was completely fucking fine and dandy to smoke while pregnant and allow your kids to roam the neighborhood freely. If Bob was maybe 10 years younger when he had Chris (basically Barb’s age) he would’ve beat his ass the moment he started getting hassled over his hygiene. Also it’s probably really inconvenient trying to enact corporal punishment when you have to make your way through a maze of garbage to find the beatin’ stick.
Walking around without your shirt is gross. Especially if you have a gunt and a smoking habit, but it's not as bad as letting your floppy nut sack and asshole touch the bed sheets. I swear, that moment when you realize the weird smells in 14 BC aren't coming from the hoard. But Chris is one to talk. Masturbating in every corner of the house, peeing everywhere, storing semen in the freezer, and doing the lindie hop with dead dogs. It's like a smorgasbord of white trash.
Haha, it’s ironic because I was just watching Casino when this thread popped up and had just gotten to the scene where Ace reveals that he doesn’t wear pants in his office. Also Churchill conducted a meeting with FDR completely nude in the tub under the assertion that “Great men have nothing to hide from eachother.” Older guys are gross in general when they let themselves go. It’s also kinda fucked up since men from that era also expected the wife to handle all the house care, and we know Barb wasn’t gonna fucking adhere to that belief.
