Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[break these cuffs]

Just waiting for someone to say "xenforo, as promised"

That one goon got incredibly close by referencing the spaghetti code. Let's see who takes the bait. Also, congratulations on doXXXing @Peace and Harmony's SA account.

Peace and Harmony
Peachfart
Both use corgi avatars


Can we get a corgi rating?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's back in the "Sorry" thread. Now asking for what features people would like to see added to the forums. Although he specifically says "compared to other forums, what essential features are ours missing?" (bold is mine)

Just waiting for someone to say "xenforo, as promised"

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This is the YouTube link he posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnusoYAgI80 ...because?

lol at "The ability to purchase a custom Platinum icon" (again, bold is mine)

So Lowtax thinks just asking goons what he can do to improve the forums once a year, then doing nothing, is the best solution to patronize them.

Just waiting for him to now ask for more money, for pill, lawyers and child support, for upgrades that will never happen. Oh who am I kidding Lowtax mom is paying for his lawyer.

 

[pwnest injun]

Mamma Tax ain't gonna let some immigrant whore come into Trump's America to take advantage of her special boy's mental handicaps to rob the family. No way!

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

So Lowtax thinks just asking goons what he can do to improve the forums once a year, then doing nothing, is the best solution to patronize them.

Just waiting for him to now ask for more money, for pill, lawyers and child support, for upgrades that will never happen. Oh who am I kidding Lowtax mom is paying for his lawyer.

With the stooges left over it will basically work.

Fucking Honky Dong Country made a "LOL at the idiots that thought this was intentional!" about the ad thing. The dudes leftover are either so stupid, or want to be mods so bad that they will gobble up whatever Lowtax gives them

 

[kiwilurkin]

Jefferey's jumping in, I'm guessing Lowtax is done with the thread.



It'll be interesting to see what people start asking for and what his reply is.
(people still asking for FYAD back and others replying with the usual "qq fyader" stuff)

 

[Rotogravure]

If.. if only there was a forums software that one could buy that allowed for this.

 

[wreddit]

He's back in the "Sorry" thread. Now asking for what features people would like to see added to the forums. Although he specifically says "compared to other forums, what essential features are ours missing?" (bold is mine)

It's optimistic for the boss to ask for meaningful feedback from a userbase who can be banned for providing feedback the boss doesn't want to hear.

 

[the fall of man]

Meanwhile

Okay, everybody lost their cool there for a second but we have a new thread up now, so let’s just try to coexist peacefully, right? People don’t tend to shit up PYF because it’s mostly autismposting, so everything should be fine...

 

[mota]

He's been doing this for the better part of a decade now and nothing ever changes. It has been established that TEAM BARRY's duct tape and bailing wire holding the forums together is too delicately arranged to ever be touched, and nothing will change until they actually get xenforo (never gonna happen.)

Also custom plat icons were immensely gay and, along with gangtags, a sign a poster was a true mod-fellater.

 

[Splendid]

Why the hell do you all keep pinging Lowtax? Reflexively doing that shit is one of the weirdest KF habits.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Why the hell do you all keep pinging Lowtax? Reflexively doing that shit is one of the weirdest KF habits.

It's to remind SA lurkers that @Lowtax has a very real and verified account on Kiwi Farms - one that he only stopped posting on because his users threw a hissy fit when they found out.

Kiwi Farms is one of the many places that @Lowtax would rather post/read than his own forums.

 

[AnOminous]

Why the hell do you all keep pinging Lowtax? Reflexively doing that shit is one of the weirdest KF habits.

It's chickenshit to talk shit about members without tagging them.

 

[repentance]

It's chickenshit to talk shit about members without tagging them.

That and the number of notifications probably annoys him, and I'm all for anything which annoys him.

 

[TurdFondler]

Gang tags were a neat feature when they were introduced. No one has any of the original ones, as they were set to disappear after a probation/ban. Every subforum had its tags if you posted enough, some tags were just given out by drunk mods at random. Now the tags are all unfunny garbage given away by shit mods.

Also, the forum hasn't had a random name change thread in aaages. Taxman holding onto the shekels too tight to allow for it nowadays.

 

[the fall of man]

Gang tags were a neat feature when they were introduced. No one has any of the original ones, as they were set to disappear after a probation/ban. Every subforum had its tags if you posted enough, some tags were just given out by drunk mods at random. Now the tags are all unfunny garbage given away by shit mods.

Also, the forum hasn't had a random name change thread in aaages. Taxman holding onto the shekels too tight to allow for it nowadays.

Yeah, it’s the money that killed the creativity, not the forced exodus of everyone with talent

 

[repentance]

Gang tags were a neat feature when they were introduced.

Gang tags stopped being fun when people started begging for them and the mods started handing them out on request.

 

[Ilmseil]

The commissariat badges stopped being fun when they became badges of troon party loyalty? You don't say?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's chickenshit to talk shit about members without tagging them.

Lowtax hasn’t signed into his account since May, but we know he and Bogan read these threads probably more than the SA forums. Too bad we can’t do an invite only forum like we did with ADF to make Low-T and the goons work a little harder for their guilty reading.

We know goons are all about autistic spy games online to collect evidence and report any goons thinking or posting wrong think outside of SA. Imagine if they had to register on KF, and then look at random photos of SA troons and correctly chose if they were male or female, to view the SA/Lowtax threads.

How many goons would die of misgendering or join the tragic 41% that thought about suicide at some point?

All the spies would then have to face the goon tribunal to prove they weren’t enjoying reading KF or be forever known as a Nazi.

Of course, we want all the info about Lowtax to be easily available via a simple search, but a girl can dream.

 

[proteus4994]

Imagine if they had to register on KF, and then look at random photos of SA troons and correctly chose if they were male or female, to view the SA/Lowtax threads.

Jesus Christ @Null do this

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax hasn’t signed into his account since May, but we know he and Bogan read these threads probably more than the SA forums. Too bad we can’t do an invite only forum like we did with ADF to make Low-T and the goons work a little harder for their guilty reading.

We know goons are all about autistic spy games online to collect evidence and report any goons thinking or posting wrong think outside of SA. Imagine if they had to register on KF, and then look at random photos of SA troons and correctly chose if they were male or female, to view the SA/Lowtax threads.

That would make a great captcha-like thing for registering for an account. Show a bunch of troons and you have to answer correctly that they're male to register.