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About eating out being as expensive as preparing your own meals you need to bear in mind Philip has no concept of how much things cost. In his gin addled "brain" a single onion costs >1$ so he must think 1kg of chicken "tig bitties" costs $35 or something.
I do wonder if he believes these demonstrably nonsense excuses, I choose to believe there is a little voice in his mind questioning him, "You know that wasn't a dropped input Philip you were just late or messed up the input" "If you hadn't moved across the country and paid for everything that little brat wanted you wouldn't be stuck in debt" the gin makes it go away though I'm sure. :story:
 
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Phill can afford to cook at home, he just doesn't want to cause he's already breaking his back streaming for all the detractors.

You can get a bag of leg quarters for between 27 cents to 99 cents a pound for a 10 LB bag. He can get those side dish things like alfredo noodles or rice for around a dollar a bag. He could cook a few pieces of chicken and then one of those bags and that meal would cost around 3$. If money really was a problem, there's ways to work around it. He just doesn't want to tighten up his fucking pants and live within his goddamn means. People associate him with gout for a reason.
 
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Phil must be aware because every trick is being attempted to qualify for Chapter 7. I doubt that was Rochelle's advised option for Phil. He has to know to some level what Chapter 13 entails, and it would be a massive life-changing world of hurt for ~5 years. He's noted numerous times how he expects to get out of debt and live normally by summer 2020.
 
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I took the time yesterday to watch Phil's phone stream.. if that is how he really washes his hair? Just a quick rinse through the sink and just combs it back? That makes me wonder about his other Hygiene aspects...
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iirc it's like an Al Bundy shower, just wash the armpits and a clean shirt. Quick splash of water on the italian sausage. Good to go!
 
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I love how he still takes random days off. Obviously we all deserve a day off once in awhile but this dude is literally entering a financial crisis why is he still taking these stupid days off?
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I believe it's because he doesn't know the seriousness of the situation - He thinks everything will be wiped away with a magic wand when he enters that court room - and when that doesn't happen he'll realized how fucked he is. Now, I don't think that will change with his days off or who knows there could be a 0.001% chance he doesn't take a day off and "works". Doesn't march have like 6 triple A games coming out?
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I love how he still takes random days off. Obviously we all deserve a day off once in awhile but this dude is literally entering a financial crisis why is he still taking these stupid days off?
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It's not just that he's taking a day off--as you say, it's important to do that sometimes--but it's the fact that he's willfully spending money that he doesn't need to. Groceries? Yeah, that's fine. Eating out for 2 or 3 meals at restaurants? Dumb as shit.
 
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About eating out being as expensive as preparing your own meals you need to bear in mind Philip has no concept of how much things cost. In his gin addled "brain" a single onion costs >1$ so he must think 1kg of chicken "tig bitties" costs $35 or something.
I do wonder if he believes these demonstrably nonsense excuses, I choose to believe there is a little voice in his mind questioning him, "You know that wasn't a dropped input Philip you were just late or messed up the input" "If you hadn't moved across the country and paid for everything that little brat wanted you wouldn't be stuck in debt" the gin makes it go away though I'm sure. :story:
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I simply refuse to believe he doesn't know (at least in the back of his oddly shaped head) that going out to dinner is pretty much always more expensive than making your own dinner, so I assume it's just a case of typical DSP-like mental gymnastics.

My main theory about this obviously ridiculous standpoint is:

1. They're using Kat's paycheck money to eat out every so often, which in turn leads to
2. DSP coming up with bullshit excuses to shield Kat from criticism/trolling

If we are to believe he strolls through a grocery store at least once a week, it's next to impossible for him to not have at least a general idea of how much ingredients for simple home-made dinners cost, UNLESS they only buy (semi-)expensive ingredients because he's refusing to downgrade somewhat and ignores anything else in the stores. Which... sounds very plausible as well, come to think of it, since it's the same exact thing he has been refusing to do with... well, basically everything in his life since hitting the Youtube jackpot back in the day.

I don't pay much attention to what they're eating, but don't they eat a lot of chicken/poultry? That's usually on the more expensive side. You can make very simple but decent meals with so much less money than what they're paying when eating out, which I'm assuming is at least $7.50 per person if we're talking about fast food, which is a hell of a lot of money per person in terms of a home-cooked meal.

My god, why am I even talking about this shit? DSP is a weird man.
 
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Comma said:
If we are to believe he strolls through a grocery store at least once a week, it's next to impossible for him to not have at least a general idea of how much ingredients for simple home-made dinners cost, UNLESS they only buy (semi-)expensive ingredients because he's refusing to downgrade somewhat. Which... sounds very plausible as well, come to think of it, since it's the same exact thing he has been refusing to do with... well, basically everything in his life since hitting the Youtube jackpot back in the day.

I don't pay much attention to what they're eating, but don't they eat a lot of chicken/poultry? That's usually on the more expensive side. You can make very simple but decent meals with so much less money than what they're paying when eating out, which I'm assuming is at least $7.50 per person if we're talking about fast food, which is a hell of a lot of money per person in terms of a home cooked meal.
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You're assuming they buy fresh ingredients. It's well established that they buy frozen heat-em-up meals, which will be more expensive. Maybe Kat doesn't do it, but Phil also would fucking precooked chicken strips because pan-frying them for 10 minutes was apparently too much effort. So he should know better, but given that he doesn't buy much in the way of fresh ingredients...he may not, whether willfully or not.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
iirc it's like an Al Bundy shower, just wash the armpits and a clean shirt. Quick splash of water on the italian sausage. Good to go!
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Aka a truckers or Mexican shower, top down you do face, pits, junk and crack usually in the basin of a gas station bathroom.
 
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This whole "Eating out is as cheap as eating at home" crap is the proof I needed to realize that Phil really isn't taking any of this bankruptcy stuff seriously.

In my mind, he was secretly sweating bullets, but just pretending to be fine so that "he wouldn't give the trolls what they want".

But seeing how he actually sees no problem with periodically eating out when he is 500k in debt, I'm finally convinced that Phil is actually that delusional and thinks that there's no reason for him to be a frugal person. I guess that's to be expected, tho', since he obviously would not want to be frugal when he's married (dood). He doesn't want to make Khet realize what a bad choice it was to marry a bankrupt person.
 
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DZoomer said:
Gotta remember that this is Phil we're talking about. He actually is a really stupid individual.

His rationale for thinking that is probably something like "If I eat out with Khet, it'll cost 40 dollars in total. It's the same as me buying 40 dollars worth of ingredients in the market to make food at home. Stupid detractors, duhuh".

And that's it, his mind probably doesn't even register the fact that 40 dollars of ingredients would be enough for way more than just 2 meals.

Again, he really is just a very stupid person.
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I live in NJ so I have a question. For me to eat out as a single will cost me at least $12 at fast food, $35 at a restaurant. Some places $50. This is just dinner. I have read Seattle area is kinda pricey especially if his shed has gone up in value as much as it has. How can he not spend $50 minimum on himself for dinner? He is clearly eating good to get the gout.
Then you have lunch where I'd spend another $12 for sandwich, chips, soda. Another thing that hit me.......neither one would want to clean the kitchen after cooking in it.

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Agreed. Reality won't set in until or unless his debt isn't bippity-boppity-booped away after a 10 minute meeting. Only if/when he actually has to face the prospect of being made to tighten his pajama pant drawstrings will he realize what's happening.
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Freshtodeath said:
I love how he still takes random days off. Obviously we all deserve a day off once in awhile but this dude is literally entering a financial crisis why is he still taking these stupid days off?
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I think he'll realize he's screwed as soon as the accountant gets done with his taxes for court. No way accountant is going to lie for him. And his days off may be trips to said accountant as well as bankruptcy attorney. There's no way in hell he can just sit back then walk into the court when it's time. There's shit that he needs to get done for court.
 
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This whole "Eating out is as cheap as eating at home" crap is the proof I needed to realize that Phil really isn't taking any of this bankruptcy stuff seriously.

In my mind, he was secretly sweating bullets, but just pretending to be fine so that "he wouldn't give the trolls what they want".

But seeing how he actually sees no problem with periodically eating out when he is 500k in debt, I'm finally convinced that Phil is actually that delusional and thinks that there's no reason for him to be a frugal person. I guess that's to be expected, tho', since he obviously would not want to be frugal when he's married (dood). He doesn't want to make Khet realize what a bad choice it was to marry a bankrupt person.
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He still thinks of bankrupcy as a reset button, where his debt is wiped and he can carry on spending as before, just have to put up with bad credit for a few years.
 
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He still thinks of bankrupcy as a reset button, where his debt is wiped and he can carry on spending as before, just have to put up with bad credit for a few years.
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Leave it to Phil to fail to learn a lesson taught by a thousand sitcoms. He's got that monument to pop culture sitting in his living room and it's all for the purpose of turning his brain off completely and laughing that goat laugh of his off into the night.
 
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He still thinks of bankrupcy as a reset button, where his debt is wiped and he can carry on spending as before, just have to put up with bad credit for a few years.
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Which will make him e-beg even more and get more desperate for money. Even if he makes, what, $100k or close to it a year, that still isn't enough for him and had to make 14 fucking CCs. I wonder if he's dumb enough to start getting money from loan sharks who are ten times more dangerous to his "family" than a bunch of people on the internet making fun of his constant t-posing on camera, rocking back and forth and snorting.

Edit: Did he say why the hell did he pay his tax guy using one of his credit cards despite making streams in the past where the tips goal was specifically to pay the tax guy and where the goal was met?
 
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