Containment Random Chris Updates

Pickle Inspector said:
I still doubt he’s really bi, at least I’ve yet to see any evidence of it aside from Mewtwo (An idea guy thing and more importantly a fictional character) and Chris liking very feminine, pre-op FtM’s who might as well be called tomboys.
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You have a point. He's still following/getting at mostly female people. I don't think trans Chris ever lusted over guys.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I still doubt he’s really bi, at least I’ve yet to see any evidence of it aside from Mewtwo (An idea guy thing and more importantly a fictional character) and Chris liking very feminine, pre-op FtM’s who might as well be called tomboys.
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I don't believe it either. A lot of straight men on the far left say they're bi just to avoid looking like an evil cis whyte male, and I could believe chris could have adopted similar gay-shielding tactics. He could also be saying he's bi because as a 'trans woman' he's not sure if he should be straight or lesbian because he's not actually transitioning, and afraid he might attract if he starts saying he's gay (he'll mean lesbian, but...). He also started the whole tranny thing because he wanted to widen his girlfriend net to include lesbians (as if lesbians aren't already rebelling against the LGBT community for being told to love tranny dick or be labeled a bigot.)

If I had to guess, both him being Bi and trans is all an attempt to seem as appealing to every demographic of women. He says he's no longer sexually active, but I don't believe that either. even if that's true he wants a woman because he believes she'll become his new nanny-mom.
 
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The Fool said:
I like that he glued rocks to it.

I'm realizing rocks have replaced Sonichu as something for him to inject/lather into everything he can. Fucking rocks, of all the mundane things. You can't make this up.
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Don’t know if someone had already answered this before, but who introduced him to “healing rocks”? Or did it all started with the “amnyfest ring” from years ago?
 
troon patrol said:
I have to imagine at least one person out there took an empty PS4 box and filled it with rocks and job applications and left it on the doorstep with a "happy birthday" card. I think i would be really funny to buy a PS4 and donate it to a children's cancer ward and make the donation in Chris's name, then send a copy of the "thank you for the PS4" letter, to Chris.
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I wonder if Chris still buys multiples of the same consoles. He had like, what, four 3DSs? He felt the need to keep 2 iPhones on his person. I can imagine him agonizing over not having at least three PS4s; one for regular gameplay, one to paint and stick a bunch of gaudy artwork on, and one for if he wants to have two TVs running at once in the same room because he's dumb like that.
 
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Chris has trouble with his FitBit that he probably never uses.
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Funnily, FitBit actually responded:
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Hogar Grupal said:
I think it would be possible if Chris' headcanon that his "loves" were to tell him to plug every electronic device for faster entry to whatever dimension Chris would want to go to, only to have 14 BC to go into flames again. Luckily he just wanted to make coffee and his wild imaginary viewpoints only stick to fantasy.
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Hogar Grupal said:
Add on to the hilarity that it was an easy charging issue and that he could have proclaimed to use his powers to recharge it. And that Chris still hasn't lost weight
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It’ll be replaced with something else and thrown into the hoard eventually. Probably a pretty Twilight Sparkle themed bracelet or something gaudy like that
[Edit: Typo]
 
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Nebula Slasher said:
Chris has trouble with his FitBit that he probably never uses.
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Funnily, FitBit actually responded:
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"My device with a rechargeable battery won't connect to the app and won't light up. It must be broken or something." Yeah, that's what's wrong with you're rechargeable device. Chris Chandler: omnipotent goddess and messianic bringer of a new era.

And why did he plug it in to charge instead of using his Pikachu powers?
 
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